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@ifyoufinishyourmeal
Robert: Oh, noooo, I don't like this! Mom: You don't like what? It's meat, pasta, broccoli and cheese. Which one don't you like? Robert: ... Mom: Thought so. Robert: Is there also pepper in it? Mom: No. Robert: Oh, noooo, I want pepper!
Mom: Could you please close the windows when you're listening to your music, I don't want the neighbours to think it's me.
We're on holidays, and the cat stayed at home
Sarah: I miss the cat. Do you miss him too? Me: Not really. Sarah: I can understand. No one will try to eat your leg tonight. Mom: Well, he's sleeping in one room with Robert, so don't make promises.
Long live the Kaiser
Me: Mmmm, this beer is good. Is it German? Mom: It's French. Me: It's called Kronenburg so it's German. Mom: It's made in Alsace so it's French. Me: It's made in Alsace so it's German.
Me: I've been an au pair in France for almost 6 months now. Other ppl: So what did you achieve in this time? Me: Well, I forgot how to speak German.
François: I can’t put on my pyjama.
Me: Because it’s inside out.
François: Oh. Can you make it outside in?
Theo: Do you prefer Le Pen or Macron? Me: I don’t really like either of them. Theo: But Macron is better than Le Pen, no? Me: Yeah. Theo: I wish he would win. Me: You know he'd already won, right? Theo: What? No. Me: Yeah, he did. He’ll be the next president. Theo: I don’t believe you. Me: I know man, I couldn’t believe it either.
François: Do you want to play memory match? Me: You can't play memory match with these cards. François: Yes, you can. Me: But they all look the same. François: It's easy memory match.
Parenting done right
*Theo reading Harry Potter* Mom: Don’t forget, Theo, you have to do the laundry today! *Mom leaves for work a few minutes later. Theo standing up* Sarah: Where do you think you’re going? Theo: To hang the clothes? Sarah: Nah, we’ll do that with Nick, you stay on your butt, and don’t you dare stop reading that book.
Watching a documentary
Robert: François, come quick, a shark! *François runs in the room, then looks a bit dissappointed at the screen* François: Ah. You mean in the film.
François: Can we go to the sea after the nap, if it's not snowing? The nearest sea is about 300 kms from us
Sunday Snowboard #3
Learning to read the clock
Theo: At this time *points to 8 am* we go to school. Robert: At this time *points to the middle of the clock* we have dinner. François: At this time *points to 4 pm" it's my birthday. Nice try, François, but you still have to wait a few weeks.
The birthday present of Theo arrived
Since it's a surprise, his mom didn't tell him what it was. Theo accepted this, but Robert didn't stop pestering his mom. Robert: Tell me what it is! Tell me! Mom: Ahh, fine, just leave me alone. Come here. *Whispers in his ear* It's a birthday present! Robert: Ooooh! That's cool! Theo: What!? Robert, tell me what she said! I'll give you one euro. Robert: *crossing his arms* Nah, give me two euros.
Soon, François will turn 4
so it's time he has to learn to use a knife. François: *happily* I'm allowed to use a knife!? Me: Yes, you're big now. François: Am I allowed to pour water for myself too? Me: Well, yes. Since you're getting older, you can do more stuff alone now. François: Getting older is great. I can't wait to be older than Robert and Theo.
Responsible parenting
Mom: Me and Sarah are gonna go get pizza for dinner. Me: Cool, I'll come along. *Few minutes later, while closing the door, I get a weird feeling.* Me: The kids! Sarah: Holy fucking shit, we forgot the kids!
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