The one stealing candy from the bucket: Jimmy Page
The one who can’t decide what to wear: Rick Wright
The one planning to egg someone’s house: Paul McCartney
The one streaking through the neighborhood: Roger Daltrey
The one who spiked the punch: John Entwistle
The one who shows up drunk dressed as a princess: Percy Plant
The one introducing a blowup doll as their date: Greg Lake
The one dressed as a giant dick: Jeff Lynne
The one throwing candy at the trick or treaters: Brian Jones
The one dancing with the skeleton decoration: Suzi Quatro
The one dressed as the phantom and jumping out and scaring passerbys: David Bowie
The ones dressed like Frankenstein and his bride: Bob Dylan x Pete Townshend
The one dressed as the wolf man who keeps howling at the moon: George Harrison
The one dressed as Dracula and trying to bite everyone: Mike Campbell
The one dressed as the Mad Hatter and giving everyone over sugared tea: Gypsy (This was not on purpose this was shuffled I assure you!!)
The one hiding in the pool pretending to be a Kracken: Ringo Starr (cut him off he’s had enough punch!! 😂)
The one stealing toilet paper from the house to TeePee the neighbors: Bonzo
The ones dressed as Frank-N-Furter x Rocky: Joey Ramone x Stan Lynch
The one running around with a bloody butcher’s knife: Jonesy
The one who switched the apples in the bobber with prunes: Ray Manzarek
The one dressed as a hooker: Gram Parsons
The one trying to watch horror movies: David Gilmour
The one singing drunk Halloween songs: Pamela Des Barres
The one who wants to go ghost hunting: John Lennon
The one dressed as a zombie asking people if they can eat their brains: Izzy Stradlin
The one wearing a shirt that reads this is my costume: Gregg Allman
The one who eats the candy in front of the children: Roger McGuinn
The one who hogs the candy corn: Michael Clarke
The one sprawled out on the floor from too much punch chanting this is my happy place: Stevie Nicks
The one dressed like a pirate asking everyone for their booty: Gene Parsons
The one dressed like a cat who keeps saying everyone needs a little Pussy in their lives: Tom Petty (I actually wrote this with him in mind and lo and behold this happens!!😂)
The one dressed like a giant gator chasing people yelling I’m gonna eat ya!: Iggy Pop
The one carving inappropriate thing into pumpkins: Howie Epstein
The one mooning trick or treaters: Alice Cooper
The one getting fake blood everywhere scaring the children: Nick Mason
The one dressed as a mummy but used toilet paper so their costume keeps tearing: Chris Hillman
The one dressed as a witch threatening the bad trick or treaters that they’ll eat them: Gene Clark
The one dressed like a playboy bunny and serving drinks: David Crosby
The one dressed like a devil who keeps hitting on the one dressed like an angel: Ron Blair x Roy Orbison
The one dressed like a flower who keeps slapping the guest dressed like a Honey Bee: Mike Nesmith x Marc Bolan
The two dressed as cowboys pretending to have and old western showdown: Jim Morrison x Benmont Tench (Whoo Floridian showdown!!)
The one dressed as a dragon using an aerosol can and a lighter for their special effects: Moonie (this fucking happened!!)
The one dressed as a skeleton fighting with the fog machine: John Densmore
The one dressed as a butterfly trying to put up the cobwebs and gets tangled: Keith Emerson
The one dressed like a clown surrounded by severed body parts handing out candy: Syd Barrett
The one dressed like Popeye swearing at passerbys: Joan Baez
The one who showed up in Gimp Gear as a costume: Todd Rundgren
The two dressed like Bonnie and Clyde: Roger Waters x Carl Palmer
The one dressed as nun spanking people with their ruler: Stu Sutcliffe
The one dressed up like a detective asking everyone if they need a Dick: Robby Krieger
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