Turnabout Igiari

異議あり！ OBJECTION！ ❝Someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side.❞ ♥♥♥

[bluesuitpapa]

NICK IS BAC K

NICK IS BACK NICK AIS HBACK

[igiaribird]

Oh god, are you okay.

[bluesuitpapa]

EXCUSE YOU!?

[igiaribird]

TELL A FRIEND

[timbeon]

I saw this headline on Yahoo-

[igiaribird]

Guess who’s back.

Back again.

[kore-da-blog]

I have an awful headache.

[igiaribird]

Have you taken any pain medication for it...? I could bring you some.

[kore-da-blog]

igiaribird replied to your post:

Are you okay?

No. Not really.

[igiaribird]

What's wrong?

[igiaribird]

stopshowingmeevidence

replied to your

post

:

Every man has to face the revelation that his...

Congratulations, Wright.

I'm sobbing, believe me.

[igiaribird]

Every man has to face the revelation that his significant other thinks his pet is better than you.

This is one of those times for me. This is that moment.

[fortunatenax-archive]

Kill me. Kill me now.

[igiaribird]

What--

Oh. Oh.

... I can get you pain killers. I have tons lying around.

[dayleg]

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.

say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.

ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)

know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

That’s what I said.

[igiaribird]

Should I break the news to him? I'm afraid of destroying his fragile spirit.

[igiaribird]

... AhAHAHAHA me being straight. AHAHAHAHAHA.

[igiaribird]

(( walks in and trips over own foot ))

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

I- yes, of course.  I’ll let you know.  He won’t get far if we have anything to say about it.

[igiaribird]

Thanks...

Sorry, I know you and your Phoenix are probably freaked out to high heaven right now and I might be serving as a distraction.

But I can't help but be worried, especially after what you just told me.

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

Apparently he’s on a bus.  We don’t know where it’s headed.

[igiaribird]

Oh, god...

You will keep me posted if you catch up to him, right?

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

Larry was found doing what appeared to be an attempted swan dive off the pier with rocks in his pockets.  Rather than settling the bloody hell down and accepting that we’re worried about him, he’s decided to yell at both me and his girlfriend and run off into the night.

[igiaribird]

... Oh my god, what the hell?

Where is he? That worries the hell out of me...

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

Do you have the rest of your life for an explanation?

[igiaribird]

Wow, is it really that bad?