Most Normal Genshin Lore Enthusiast

You can call me Zeta ! Unfortunately stumbled into Homestuck and I can't leave help (don't come save me I love it here) Reverse 1999 is the best gacha out there

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Oh god it's terminal (taking the Extended Zodiac test)

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Anyways your girl's an Aquiun (according to birth month sign) or maybe a Piun or Gemun (according to vibe sign)

Derse + Breath (honestly thought I would get light, oh well)

[mayasaura]

I want to see Eva "nuked Antarctica" Stratt fight John "nuked Melbourne" Gaius. In one corner we have slowly deliberately killing the Earth to save humanity. In the other we have wiping out humanity in revenge for killing the Earth. Ultimate boss battle.

[mayasaura]

The similarities are soooo good tho.

John's freezeworks are like if Stratt's Vat didn't have blanket immunity, and when they discovered astrophage was an inexhaustible source of energy, their funding was immediately cut and Project Hail Mary was cancelled in favor of building climate-controlled biodomes on Mars.

Then when Stratt pushed back by pointing out that this new plan would leave 90% of the world's population to starve, the project backers told her that she seemed very emotional, and obviously the stress of the situation had gotten to her. Maybe she should take a vacation. After all, people have ended up committed after far less stressful experiences.

I doubt Stratt would end up blowing up the planet after trying to use the Vat's store of astrophage as leverage to prevent the Mars project, because Stratt is all around a saner and more stable person than John. But goddamn would the temptation be there.

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Oh god it's terminal (taking the Extended Zodiac test)

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[delta-the-mando]

Not as nice as yours imo but I too can give crow for free! :D

[the-haiku-bot]

Not as nice as yours

imo but I too can

give crow for free! :D

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cat-mermaid]

i too, shall shield us from the wretched ai, and provide crow for the people:

[glidingisindeedfaster]

I made a crow too !! He's not very pretty but he exists :D

(Look at him ! He found a nickel !)

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

Women in STEM

Scary

Terrifying

Evil

Manipulative

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Ianthe Tridentarius

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[glidingisindeedfaster]

helloo!! I think you are super awesome and cool!!

Thanks !!

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Whyyyyy is the Sufferer so fucking HOT

[glidingisindeedfaster]

I think I have a thing for Equius.

FUCK.

[glidingisindeedfaster]

I know France is ridiculous but I just passed a street called Rue du Croissant. Please. How

[mandi-bul]

Rock gazing

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Thought it was a little bird at first so I drew it

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Fighting for my life trying not to get spoiled on WHA when I have read the manga. How do the anime-only people manage

[glidingisindeedfaster]

This night I dreamt that I was on a planet with the Batfamily and Elon Musk, and Barbara Gordon had a VISCERAL HATRED for that guy. I think she was about to kill him. Which yes, girlboss, go do that

[glidingisindeedfaster]

Body percussions feel very insectoid in nature

[glidingisindeedfaster]

WHA SPOILERS !!! Up to chapter 86 maybe

My brain just cursed me with the sentence "dangerous tree boy whose job it is to destroy brimhats". Good evening to all of you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped