ANIMAL CROSSING SERIES SENTENCE STARTERS ;
80 starters. Sentences come from all the mainline Animal Crossing entries, and also includes quotes from the spin-off titles Happy Home Designer and Pocket Camp. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!
“Never underestimate the value of being just who you are. Life isn’t about being extreme all the time.”
“Sometimes, all it takes is a good friend to remind you of all the things you like about your life…”
“Ack! I lost! My hopes…smashed to bits like some kind of… I can’t even think of an appropriate analogy!”
“It’s a gross world. And I wanna rescue you from it.”
“No, I mean it. I had tacos for lunch. So enjoy the fresh air while you can.”
“But I did learn one thing from the experience. I’M STUPID!”
“Stick to chocolate and comic books. You’re too young for love anyway.”
“It’s always teatime somewhere.”
“You’re looking awful as ever. Who dresses you?”
“Sometimes I like to flush the toilet and just stare into the bowl. It’s kind of relaxing.”
“Please don’t question my driving or parking skills. You couldn’t begin to understand the level I’m on.”
“Did some new, totally rad Nintendo game come out?”
“You’re a little obsessive, aren’t you?”
“Sometimes I think I’d make a pretty darn good househusband. Who knew?”
“Oh, no… No matter how much time passes, I can’t forget him!”
“No matter where you live, one thing stands true… Life costs money.”
“Wait… You weren’t ACTUALLY trying to give me trash for my birthday, were you?”
“Okay, so don’t tell anyone because I’m not proud of this, but I was a little thirsty and kinda desperate.”
“I think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key… It opened my house.”
“You filthy ogre! I hope you get stung by a thousand bees!”
“I just feel like life is all rainbows and flowers lately.”
“I’d tell you what I was dreaming about, but I’m not sure you can handle it. How old are you?”
“Um, I asked for something cool…and this is not it.”
“Even though you bug me sometimes, I don’t ever want to fight with you.”
“Rivers…are just fish roads.”
“_____?! What are you doing up?! It’s past your bedtime!”
“I’d offer you something to eat, but I don’t want to. Hey, it’s my house. Get your own food.”
“Explore all the things that make you happy now, and you’ll discover what you really want out of life later.”
“C’mon! Say something amazing! Treat me like a pretty princess!”
“If you ever need anything, anything at all, and I can do it without moving from this spot, just ask.”
“Shut up! You lookin’ for a fight? No? Then back off, buddy!”
“Hey, how about you letting me spend the night tonight?”
“Since I can’t cook, I just played Super Chef RPG IV for 24 hours…”
“You know what? I thought of you the other day, and it filled me with warm fuzzy feelings! For the record, I was also thinking about puppies, so you were in good company.”
“You can just forget about being friends with me!”
“It’s good to appreciate the times when you’ve got nowhere to be and nothing to do.”
“Yeah, exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think I’m gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.”
“Planning to do some post-midnight mischief? Yeah, me neither.”
“Do you need someone to share a snack with you? I’ll share a snack with you!”
“Ya ever just feel like cryin’? Me too!”
“We meet people, get to know them, and then they get up and leave us behind.”
“I don’t know if I told you this, but I’m allergic to bad vibes. When they’re nearby, I can’t help but… ACHOO! Oh, no! Bad vibes in the vicinity! This is not a drill!”
“Weeds are just flowers that no one thinks are pretty. That’s sort of depressing, isn’t it?”
“A joke for my birthday?! Nobody’s ever gotten me a joke before! The only thing is? This joke…IS NOT FUNNY! IT’S GARBAGE!”
“It’s kinda weird how being irresponsible with money can be rewarding, isn’t it?”
“You’re already mature for your age. My suggestion is to just be yourself. Don’t change to impress others.”
“I resolve to focus less on others and more on what really matters. ME!”
“Time to worry about an insignificant conversation that happened 15 years ago!”
“I used to be so focused. But now it’s like I just can’t…you know…do…stuff.”
“WHAT’S GOING ON?! THE RAGE! IT’S TAKING ME!”
“You are SO going to lose all of your friends if you keep acting like such a complete steakhead.”
“I’ve learned that you can’t get too connected to the people in your life.”
“I gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.”
“Just because two people are good friends doesn’t mean they’d make a good couple.”
“I was happy at first. But then I cried. And then it was kinda okay. But then I totally cried again.”
“The shortest route to getting something done is to just do it!”
“If you get scared, don’t hesitate to leap into my arms! I won’t be able to protect you in any way, but it might look cool.”
“NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ME! I’M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE CAAARES!”
“Whenever we talk, I feel like there’s a lot more going on inside you than you ever let anyone see.”
“Hi. I lost my voice. I was trying to be a heavy-metal singer. Instead of a pop star… I am SO not metal.”
“You’re just like a BABY! Waaah! Waah! WAAAAAAAH! Feed me! Feed me! I’m a wee baby!”
“Even the peppiest of people feel blue sometimes. It’s a sad fact of life.”
“Believe it or not, I feel like I’ve known you for a long time.”
“But I’m already pretty cute already… So, even cuter clothes might be…um…overkill.”
“After all, I’m beautiful, but I am also…deadly.”
“Even when I didn’t see you in real life, you made special guest appearances in my dreams!”
“You think my lips are cute? Why, do you want me to smooch you or something?”
“Wanna know something sad? There are some things about places you just don’t realize until you leave them.”
“If you don’t stop pushin’ me, I’ll be forced to break out the bicep canons!”
“I used to get taller on birthdays. Now I’m usually just wider.”
“I don’t like seeing you hurt, even if it’s just pretend… I can’t help that I care about you so much.”
“I’m terribly sorry, but nature is not always family friendly!”
“I’m soooooooo broke! Whaaaaaaa!”
“I guess I just went into fight or flight mode, you know? Only my “flight” is more like “cry.”
“Should we invent something? Destroy something? Invent something that destroys things?”
“Sometimes your heart tells you when you’re in love. Your tummy too. Both can sure make you sick.”
“You want another one? That seems a little greedy, don’t you think?”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone away.”
“I really watched my…language…here today. I’m not usually quite so…you know, so polite.”
And remember that bad times…are just times that are bad.”
