charlie wilson : singer - songwriter , youtube sensation & the pain in everyone's ass ⸻ loved by kenny for nepofm .
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charlie wilson : singer - songwriter , youtube sensation & the pain in everyone's ass ⸻ loved by kenny for nepofm .
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“ i mean , bad taste is practically its own brand of cool these days . take kristen stewart in low - rise jeans and very high rise calvin klein briefs , for example — that’s hot . now , justin bieber strolling around new york city wearing hotel slippers ? not so much . so yeah , bad taste makes a statement , even if that statement is … questionable sometimes . and bows ? definitely questionable . don’t get me wrong , it’s just … there’s a fine line between edgy and just plain … ” makes a vague circling gesture with their hand , searching for the right word . “ … tacky . now , with your whole coquette style , i think a silk ribbon would look amazing . but forget your hair or neck — tie it around you waist . personally , i think it’d be perfect . ”
" what's crazy is the boxers outside of the pants looks good on kristen stewart looks hot but remember when people used to sag ? god it used to make me want to vomit , " her head shakes , memory blasted back to high school where she'd watched at least three kids a day get written - up for wearing their pants so low they were one step away from mooning the entire class . " you know what , tying it around my waist my actually be kind of hot . . . oooh or using them for laces on my shoes ? like on a pair of sambas , maybe some docs ? " now she's speaking her language , her mind already sorting through the mental roster of her closet trying to piece together a couple of outfits for her next show . " maybe you should quit ballet and offer fashion advice for a living ⸻ speaking of , have you seen that thing where people wear literal pointe shoes outside ? i get wanting the look but isn't this the exact reason why someone invented ballet flats ? 'cause i know those things can't be remotely comfortable to walk in . . . "
۟. 🐻 ៶ 𝐰𝒊𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 〉 “ i'd rather saw my own feet off than risk dipping a toe in the waters around here . could probably say the same about the water anywhere in america , but i just have trust issues with the beaches . they look unsanitary in the worst ways . ” not that there's a good way to look unsanitary ... she shakes her head , though , with lips turned in minor disgust at the tought of a beach on the east coast . “ if there's somewhere with a nice beach in this country , i'd love to see it . ”
" i honestly don't even blame you , california's water is better but it's still so fucking murky you can't see your feet even when the water just goes up to your ankles , " and that was always just about as far as she was willing to go . " the beaches in malibu were pretty nice to sit around at , i fucking hate swimming so i would always just go and sit on the sand and read or journal or something like that , especially in the spring 'cause no one really thinks to go to the beach until june , " fingers lift from their place on her lap , pulling apart her croissant that finally seemed to have cooled down enough for her to eat . " have you ever been up to turks and caicos ? it's nowhere near here but i swear it's the clearest beach water i've ever seen in my life . "
“ if my spouse ever forgets our anniversary i would just never let them live it down. make them embarrassed, sad, guilty for who knows long until they’ve redeemed themselves to me —- does that make me petty? it is just the bare minimum, anyway, especially when a calendar is easily accessible through our phones, just like you said aaaaaand i don’t think anyone is going to ever forget your birthday, charlie, especially when stan culture makes countdowns and everything —- for example i would never forget your birthday, and as long as hashtag charlienews on twitter lives, no one will forget it. ”
" if that makes you petty , i don't even wanna fathom what it'd makes me , " her head shakes , a soft chuckle falling past her lips as her wrist circles around to stir the half melted iced coffee she held in her hand . " there's no way you follow that tag , " she doesn't mean to laugh , honestly finds mona's support to be very flattering , not everyone gets to say they have a former miss universe on their side . " you know what i've never understood ? people who celebrate monthly anniversaries instead of just the year ⸻ i mean , okay , i get it if it's like , six months , but genuinely who gives a fuck if you've been dating someone for nine months ? you know there are people out there who actually get mad about that ? " her head shakes . " and that's not even me being , like , anti-romance . . . i used to love celebrating anniversaries but every single month ? i feel like it loses its charm that way . "
logan trails behind her , and a part of him wonders if he'd just made a grave mistake in not circumventing a NON MUSIC conversation with her like he'd been doing since she signed her contract . it's not that he WANTS to avoid her ; he knows he needs to . it's just easier that way ... the entire shtick of im music was to protect artists : logan knows he's part of her problem . and that's that . he hadn't really dared to think otherwise . but then she's opening up , words tumbling from her lips excitedly , and logan is wondering how he EVER could've stayed away . an easy smile rests on his features , falling into step beside her and nodding along with her words . he's happy that she's happy . " sounds like you've got it all figured out , huh ? " logan had never doubted her , " what vault songs are you breaking out ? anything i'd know ? " he supposes he could be patient and wait until she HAS to share it with him , but he's never been particularly good at waiting . besides , this conversation feels so normal . he doesn't want it to END . " i could always pop in for a bit — i mean , i'm playing deliveryboy anyways . " shoulders lift in a shrug , trying to be nonchalant about it . " if you want . " he tacks on quietly , lips pulling into another grin . " ooohhhh , you know . just chief executive officer things . " he waves his hand , letting out a small laugh , " — that's such a dramatic title now that i really think about it . OFFICER ? what am i , a sheriff ? " he tosses his empty to - go cup into a trashcan nearby , shoving his hands into the pockets of his jacket . " ... i've been pretty cooped up in the studio lately . surprised i didn't run into you sooner , actually . maybe i just got lucky today . "
" probably actually , there's one or two i started writing a really long time ago but never had the chance to go back and finish that i finally got around to , " that's definitely one way to put , she totally hadn't spent the last few years completely avoiding the journal she'd stuffed full of songs from when she was seventeen , the one that had bits of logan's handwriting scribbled in the margins where he'd offer ideas on chord progressions or chorus structure that she could barely stand to look at without feeling a sting in the back of her eyes ⸻ totally not what was going on there . " wow , you want to stop by and hang out with commoners in the recording studio ? what's gotten into you ? " she teases , soft bout of laughter mixing with his as they stop at a red light . " honestly , sheriff of im music sounds a lot better than ceo in my opinion , don't you think ? " even if he doesn't agree , she's already decided that's what she's going to be calling him until further notice . she hates how familiar this all feels , how easy it is to slip back into conversation with him as if nothing had changed . she should hate him , so much so that it renders her completely unable to be anywhere within a ten mile radius of him yet here she is , basking in the comfort of his presence , a smile tugging at the corners of her lips at the fact that of all things , he feels lucky to have ran into her today . " to be fair , i usually don't come in to record before midnight but parker's planning on proposing to his girlfriend tonight so i didn't want to make his life any more stressful than i'm sure it already is , " besides , she could probably use a break from being in the studio if she's being completely honest . " are you working on your own music or just helping people with their stuff ? i've always been kinda jealous you've been so good with the technical side of things . . . kinda like you have it down to a science almost , y'know ? "
“ i don't even know what i was expecting —— maybe it's the fact that it's based on the making of facebook , which is kinda interesting , but not interesting enough that you wanna recommend it to someone else . and yeah , maybe i did expect it to be a lot better than that , so i get what you mean , ” she offers her two cents , followed by a chuckle . “ well , nobody that i know , but rowing for fun doesn't even sound that abnormal . it's definitely not something i would do for fun though . to each their own , right ? either way eduardo saverin deserved better . ”
" the fact that you don't think rowing is the brightest red flag known to man says a lot about you , cam , " she shakes her head , feigning disappointment but she can only keep up her act so long until she's falling into a fit of laughter . " it's so funny to me that they casted one of the whitest men alive to play a brazilian guy , no shade to andrew garfield he looked really hot but could they really not find one actually brazilian actor ? " but then again , it was hollywood in 2010 , what else could anyone really expect . " do you ever think you'd want someone to make a movie about your life ? sometimes i think about it and like , i guess it'd be cool but if they cast someone ugly to play me ? or they make some shit up about me and i get posthumously cancelled , or even worse they make it while i'm alive and i get cancelled in real time . . . "
"oh yeah?" a melodic chuckle slipped from her lips. "i don't think it's been said exactly in that way, but thanks. i appreciate it." gemma leaned against the bar top of the party. "i'll be sure to pass that on to win, as well." she took a sip of her drink and an amused smile formed a the mention of working with her sister. "that's fair. working with your siblings is not for the weak, let alone the whole fam." she joked, although there was a hint of truth behind her words. while there were perks to it, there were times when it could be a lot to deal with. "that's not to say it's always easy or we don't have arguments sometimes. we been singing together for so long though, it's the comfort of knowing each other better than anyone that makes us work really well together. and at the end of the day, she's my sister before anything else. that always comes first." she nodded, "hey i mean, card and board games are a whole different story. the gloves are off then."
" aw wait , that's so sweet actually , " it's probably the tequila , but charlie's suddenly feeling sentimental , she'll have to remember to call her brother tomorrow . she lets out a laugh , clearly this is a trauma they both share , " that's what i keep saying ! when it comes to uno i'm not related to my family in any way , i'm trying to win and that's it , " she wishes it wasn't really that serious , but it's not her fault she was born into the most overly competitive family known to man . " it's really monopoly that divides my family , my dad gets very serious about his property taxes you'd think he's really the fucking mayor , " tequila sour is raised to her lips , finishing the glass off with an ambitious sip . her lips part to say something else , but the thought is stolen from her mind when her attention is grasped by the sound of abba's dancing queen blaring from the overhead speakers . " okay , am i the only one who hates when this song plays at parties ? like i get that everyone knows this song or whatever but does playing this after bad bunny not completely kill the mood for anyone else ? "
he brings his freshly made cappuccino to his lips , taking a loooong , annoying sip as he turns his head to see who she's talking to . he knows she's not QUESTIONING why he's here right now . " you know i own this building , right ? " his office is on the top floor , actually ; he's always here . logan clicks his tongue , knows she's not expecting him to WILLINGLY offer his help ... but he likes to surprise people : " sure . what's for lunch ? " he'll even offer to pay too — perks of being signed to im music . logan still obliges though , stepping out of her way , gesturing for her to go ahead so he can follow . " ... you working on new stuff ? anything good ? "
" oh , shut up , " eyes began to roll even before he'd opened his mouth , arrogant but true comment that falls from his lips making her question why she'd even went and gotten herself signed to his label in the first place ( she knew why , but that was really none of her business ) . " chinese food . . . " eyebrows furrow , attitude quickly wiped from her demeanor and replaced with shock when logan actually seems inclined to help . she waits for him to laugh , to playfully shove her in the arm and leave her standing there looking gullible as ever but instead he moves aside , hand motioning forwards like he wants her to lead the way . she has to think about it for a second , standing still in the middle of the hallway until she convinces herself that an extra pair of hands and some company might not be bad after all ⸻ even if it's his . she begins to walk towards the exit , only offering a hushed , " ummm , " as she pushes the door open . she doesn't resist the conversation , actually excited about the things she and her band have been working on over the last few weeks , " yea lots of new stuff actually , we have a new album mapped out for the most part , well , some of it is actually new and some stuff we finally want to pull from the vault ⸻ i've actually been meaning to swing by upstairs to talk to you about some of the technical stuff but i want to have more of the album done before we get into mastering any of the songs , " she rambles on , so much on her mind she'd almost forgotten who she was talking to . " and you , mr. ceo ? having fun staring down at everyone from your ivory tower ? "
“ it’s not my fault that waffles taste better in the middle of the night ; it’s just the way the world works . ” his tone is matter - of - fact as he takes another bite , offering an unimpressed look at her less - than - honest retelling of the peanut butter incident . “ it was more convenient , ” he insisted .. again ( this had become a common topic of debate between the two ) . “ and it wouldn’t have gotten all over the sheets if you hadn’t nearly given me a black eye when you jumped into the bed . what was i supposed to do when faced with a bony - ass elbow , like , two centimeters from my face ? not defend myself ? ” they huffed in indignation , childishly sticking their tongue out as they took the tongs back from her . “ crunchy ? ” he paused and looked from her to the dwindling stack of — decidedly not crunchy — waffles and back again , motion almost cartoonish . “ are you fucking with me ? ” he’d made their snack in the waffle iron , which left them perfectly fluffy . “ did i cook them wrong ?! ” his worldview was shifting before his eyes . “ and i’ve always made my pancakes on the griddle .. have i seriously been cooking breakfast like a fucking fool my whole life ?! ” setting the tongs on the countertop , he leans heavily on one hand , the other running through his hair in frustration . “ bacon , egg and cheese sandwiches on everything bagels are the best breakfast food , ” he offered distractedly , mind still reeling . shaking his head in a feeble attempt to clear it , his frown deepening , he dropped his other hand to the counter , feeling a bit weak in the knees at the thought of someone making such a disgusting choice first thing in the morning . “ i tried putting beans on toast once .. i swear it tasted like a literal bag of garbage . like , slimy banana peels , used styrofoam takeout containers , days old spaghetti kind of garbage . ”
" okay maybe it's a personal preference , but when i make waffles i usually leave them in there a bit longer than i'm supposed to because i like them to be crunchy , " wes' waffles were perfectly fluffy , so much so that she completely abandons the need for cutlery and takes to ripping the squares apart with her bare hands , signaling a grabbing motion towards the roll of paper towels next to him as a drop of syrup rolls down her chin . she'd though wes was joking , but the look of pure shock on their face suggests he'd seriously never considered cooking pancakes in the most obvious way , " you've gotta be joking . . . " she tries her best to stifle her laugh but can't quite keep it down , " i mean you can make them on the griddle , sure , but if you want really good pancakes with crispy edges you have to cook them in a pan with just like , the tiniest drop of veggie oil , " she explains , making a mental note to cook them some for breakfast in the morning . " i guess i can agree with that , " she starts , taking another bite of waffle , " i just don't know if i could eat a bacon , egg and cheese sandwich every single morning , but you know what i could eat every morning ? avocado toast , " as a matter of fact she does , perhaps that was a piece of la in her that new york would never manage to rid her of . " oh my god , ew , stop , " she aggressively shakes her head , even the thought of the combinations of taste and texture is enough to make her feel a little bit nauseous . " i cannot even imagine waking up in the morning , brushing my teeth and then the first thing i put in my mouth is fucking barbecue sauce ? " lips downturn in disgust , tongue never so thankful for the sickeningly sweet taste of strawberry syrup . " i also think i could eat a bowl of cereal every morning for the rest of my life and be perfectly fine as long as i had a variety to choose from , " ⸻ " i think dinner is where the real problem lies , breakfast foods i never get tired of but i feel like i rotate through the same three foods every night because everything else either doesn't sound good or takes too long to make . . . oh no , am i a picky eater ?? "
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˙ ៹ @ a coffee shop !
" as much as i kinda hated living in la , i really miss being close by to a decent beach at all times , " close is a bit of a broad statement considering it takes at least thirty minutes to get anywhere in that city . " i guess there's coney island or whatever but the water on the east coast is fucking disgusting , " not that california's was any cleaner , but at least malibu offered beautiful views to compensate . " have you ever been ? i feel like it's kinda a crime that i've lived here so long and still haven't set foot over there . " ( @lovesues )
˙ ៹ on a walk down fifth ave.
" do you think it's weird that i have a chronic fear of people forgetting my birthday ? " it might not be until september , but it's never too early to prepare . " i mean , like what the fuck are you even supposed to do if someone forgets your birthday ? it's the same thing with spouses who forget anniversaries , like how hard can it actually be to just remember a date , especially with a calendar in your hand at all times , " she waves her phone in the air before shoving it in her back pocket . " seriously , are you just supposed to keep being married after that or am i insanely petty . . . ? " ( @rainforum )
˙ ៹ @ jisu's place
“ i hope you’re grateful for my presence because i swear to god i almost died coming over here , “ she’s being dramatic , no one’s fault but her own that she has a bad habit of turning her headphones up a little too loud when she’s riding her bike instead of paying attention to the world around her . “ i just don’t understand why some people are so insistent on riding their bikes in the opposite direction of traffic , is that not just , like , a recipe for murder or is there some kind of safety benefit there i’m just not getting ? “ ( @sugrcoats )
˙ ៹ @ a party / bar
“ i was watching a performance of you and winnie’s from a couple years ago . . . has anyone ever told you how actually fucking insane you are ? “ goosebumps run up her skin just thinking about it , never heard two people able to sing in perfect harmony so effortlessly . “ i can’t believe you can work with your sister and you haven’t clawed her eyes out , as much as i love my brother we can barely even play uno in a civilized manner so i know both of us in a studio would end in tears and i can promise you they wouldn’t be coming from me . “ ( @gemmajcmes )
˙ ៹ movie night @ charlie's place
“ to be honest , with the way people talk about this movie i think i was expecting it to be a lot better than that , “ a kernel of popcorn is tossed into her mouth , the credits to the social network rolling across the flat screen that hung against the wall of her living room . “ well . . . let me not say that ⸻ it’s not like the movie was bad , i think the winklevoss twins really just freak me the fuck out , “ her head shakes , “ seriously , what normal people do you know that row for fun ? “ ( @salvateure )