I G O R I N A

❝ Igors did not change a winning formula. ❞ // Independent RP blog for an original character based on Terry Pratchett's Discworld. This is a sideblog to serenitysalbatross.

[igoriina]

// I’ll do replies over here eventually. Anyway, have Rina.

[fuckingfuckersfucked-deactivate]

Well, it’s finally finished.  It was a genuinely satisfying project. I present you Ankh Morpork in the guise of Google Maps.

[seiya234]

brb, ugly happy screaming.

[agentquinn]

WOWWIE THIS IS GREAT 

[igoriina]

"We have a great respect for life, Polly," said Igorina solemnly. "It's easy to kill thomeone, and almost impossible to bring them back again.""Almost?""Well, if you don't have a really good lightning rod. And even if you have, they're never quite the same. Cutlery tends to stick to them."

Terry Pratchett, “Monstrous Regiment”

[agentharrisonofshield-a]

She’d offer to help, but he really did look firmly wedged in place.  He seemed quite comfortable, actually.  “Well - and this may come as no surprise - I’m here regarding an explosion.”

[igoriina]

“Oh. Hm. A noise complaint? Our neighbors are usually very forgiving. We considered adding asbestos to the walls but that takes time, and we already spend so much constantly repairing...”

[cedorsey]

Eye Of The Storm Photo Credit: (Steven Maguire)

The photographer deserves credit so DO NOT remove credit information. Thank you.

[clintseastwood]

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.

[igoriina]

Headcanon

Something about Igor blood is unappealing to vampires. This is probably an evolutionary trait, though it's unclear if it's natural or artificial.

[igoriina]

agentharrisonofshield​

“It’s fine, we’ll get him out of the ceiling in no time! How may I assist the Watch?”

[igoriina]

Starter Call

[lucisinfer-deactivated20180803]

His expression softened. Igors with their need to serve reminded him of his brothers in heaven. Of himself before his leap down. ‘Yes. But only if you want to help.’

[igoriina]

‘I... suppose that depends on what it is. I do though. I like being helpful. It’s a family trait.’ 

[igoriina]

madgirlofmechanicsburg:

“Hrmmmm…

How about 20% less likely to explode?

That’d take us down to 60%, which is almost as good as fifty-fifty…”

“That’s feasible. It’ll take, ooh, maybe an hour? We should keep them away from large bodies of water...”

[heinous-bastard-blog]

Discworld

[foxybelka]

[igoriina]

Headcanon

Almost all of Rina’s cousins are male. She has one female cousin on her mother’s side, who got the other eye that belonged to their mutual grandmother. That’s why Rina only has one eye from her grandmother instead of both. She split them between her two granddaughters.

[theinnerbabysitter]

“I’m not sure I want to know what goes into an Uberwald sausage.”

[igoriina]

“Meat, of courthe! What else?”

[lucisinfer-deactivated20180803]

‘Really? How rude.’ Though really who knew how serious he was.

[igoriina]

‘I do beg your pardon, thir. Wath it thomething I could athitht you with?’ Serious or not, the accusation bit deep. Igors were born to serve. Her grandmother would be rolling over in her grave at the lapse of manners, if she had a grave.