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I fucked a doge and I liked it Oh yes his no neck cherry chap stick Teacher’s Dorm G-1 || Engineering Teacher

[koujakass]

I'm in a loaf of trouble and everything has just gone arye [closed@aoba]

[koujakass]

Why didn’t Aoba understand what Koujaku had been feeling? Why didn’t he see how distraught he was?!?!? He was being so serious because this was a serious matter! It was just like a kid fucking up during high school and getting bullied for it, then going to his counselor only to be told to calm down and suck it up. Yeah. Great analogy.

“I’m sorry Aoba….” He released his grip on the other’s shoulders. Man, he’s about ready to go into comatose right now. “I’m just really worked up about all this.” Was he really losing it? Was this entire thing going to his head? Probably. ”No…… It really was all that bad….” Aoba had no idea about the trials he was put through, it was like a journey to Hell and back; it was absolutely terrible! Why him, why was he the one chosen for having his child stolen and then being called a shit parent for it. Why did this happen to him. Why. Why……..

“Okay, anyway, I think I’m… fine… now..” He paused for a deep breath, “Alright. Alright! I’m better, let’s.. Let’s just be good parents.” 

[igottheaobooty]

Amazing...

He didn't see what was going on and for some reason, he couldn't possibly understand what the male was going through. Closing his eyes and gripping the hands that released from his body, the younger could only shake his head as he tried to calm the man down. "Calm down. It's okay." He wasn't mad at him or anything but he couldn't allow his best friend fret over the minor little things. It seemed that the trials and tribulations he was going through weren't the best things but Aoba knew he had to be there for him.

"We're going to be great parents. Just calm down." He needed to settle down more than anything, he was doing so much on top of extra. It was even to that point he might needed to block him on twitter until he cooled down. Taking a step back from him did the male send the other a text with the use of his coil.

To: Koujaku From: Aoba S. 

Ｉ'Ｍ ＨＥＲＥ ＦＯＲ ＹＯＵ ＫＯＵＪＡＫＵ．

Message transmitting.

"Oh.. I didn't know it had that font style."

[koujakass]

I'm in a loaf of trouble and everything has just gone arye [closed@aoba]

Koujaku felt terrible, absolutely terrible! How in the world did he ever get put on the shit parent list within a few minutes of first obtaining the flour sack!? It was so unreal, but it happened anyway and he got way too much shit for it. Awful. This was just horrid, his heart broke just thinking about it. But, now, he had to be strong and somehow redeem himself!! He will no longer be the shit parent that he was mistaken to be!

Which was why he set down the ‘baby’ onto a table and grabbed Aoba by the shoulders with a teary eyes face, looking him in the eyes. The male was desperate, and his expression was sort of pathetic; then again, anyone would look like that after all the shit he’s been through.

“Aoba….” he couldn’t believe how badly he was degrading himself. “We need to properly raise this child………………” haven’t they decided on a name? What was it? Boa? “We’ll raise Boa well!!! She’ll grow up to become number one in the kpop charts, come on Aoba, Aoba I’m going to cry. Aoba. Aoba……… This is not okay, I’m not okay, Aoba………………” Sickening.

[igottheaobooty]

Now when Aoba agreed to do this assignment, he didn't want to be a shit parent either so he tried thinking positive for the baby. He was even okay with hearing Koujaku say things about how he wanted to be a real good father for the sack child. Now Aoba has his own kid, that being Ren because that dog always caused him trouble to no end. Even he didn't expect that! A sigh leaving from his lips as he felt the other grab onto his being.

".............Why do you sound so serious..?" It was because Koujaku was hella serious, even if the blue haired male knew nothing of the troubles he went through. Blinking a bit confused as he looked towards the area where the flour sack was placed. "....Koujaku." What was he talking about, ok, Boa had great songs but the only way the baby would grow up to be her was if they used the flour to make a cake with and placed Boa's name on it. He was losing it wasn't he? This was real bad to see him in this type of condition.

"Look me in the face, Koujaku. You have to get a hold of yourself. It wasn't that bad was it?" 

[koujakass]

I screwed up. The child got kidnapped — sacknapped???? And I’m getting shit for it, I’m going to commit seppuku goodbye Aoba.

[igottheaobooty]

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[koujakass]

igottheaobooty replied to your post: I’M LEAVING

honey whats wrong???

I fucked up I’m leaving forever

[igottheaobooty]

What's wrong?

[igottheaobooty]

headcanon for the word home ♥

In Ren's eyes.

[igottheaobooty]

Sociology

♥Sociology: How far do you think you’d have to go to achieve (one of) your greatest goal(s)? How far would you really go?

"I would go so far, down deep inside of myself to achieve my greatest goal and that's to understand myself."

『Aoba..』

[igottheaobooty]

have you named your baby yet?

"I like the name Boa"

[koujakass]

igottheaobooty replied to your post: where’s the baby

what the fuck is that

It’s our child!!!

[igottheaobooty]

Oh a flour bag?? What did you name it? Her? Him?

[koujakass]

♥Headcanons: Send the mun a word/phrase/name and they’ll write a headcanon about their character based on it.

♥Truth or Dare: Self explanatory, just don’t overdo the amount of truths and dares! The character/mun doesn’t have to do all of the truths/dares they receive.

♥Drabbles: Ask for a prompt relating to the character and the mun will write a drabble based on it.

♥Ask The Character/Mun: Ask the character/mun anything, but please still try to keep the ooc to a minimum. (You may ask things about the event also!)

♥Metaphysics: Have you ever done any actions in your life that you regret/question? If so, when?

♥Law: A terrible crime has been committed, and evidence points to your guilt. You didn’t commit the crime, but you don’t have an immediate way to prove it. What do you do?

♥Psychology: Are you in a point in your life where you’re proud of where you are? Are you content with your job? Your studies and habits?

♥War Preperation: If you woke up to find that war has been declared, what do you do?

♥Sexual Education: What is your ideal “type”? Would be committed in a relationship? Would you like to settle down someday?

♥Sociology: How far do you think you’d have to go to achieve (one of) your greatest goal(s)? How far would you really go?

[koujakass]

“…Friday? I might be busy too, oh yeah definitely, Friday is the only day I can do this.” He crossed his arms, he needs this to be Thursday. “Oh, I see.” Yeah but with who?

“………..You’re trying to kill me. But okay.” Man he needs a smoke right now.

[igottheaobooty]

"Friday it is, or did you mean Thursday. Make up your mind. I guess, since you're taking out your time we can do Thursday." A nod given as he saw the other was quite understandable why his Tuesday was taken.

"How did you know. It's exactly what I'm trying to do."

[koujakass]

“Ah.. Maybe Thursday? They usually have good deals on Thursdays… What do you have planned Tuesday?” That’s super suspect. “Yeah, let’s do that.”

“Yeah yeah yeah, let’s see what you can do.”

[igottheaobooty]

"Are you sure Thursday? What about Friday? I might be busy then. Oh, I'm going out with someone somewhere. Nothing big. Get a smoothie or something." A sigh left from his lips.

"Okay. I want to do this old fashion so let's get an actual map."

[koujakass]

“……..No… I’m free for the most part.”

“Um, yeah? I guess… We can try that, just don’t get worn out quickly.” This did not sound fun for his poor wallet. “We can map out a route.. Or something like that.”

[igottheaobooty]

"Great. So what day did you want to do this? I can't do it Tuesday, cause I have something planned." They day was booked for someone else. "Did you want to map it out right now?"

"Maybe I'll be able to win you something on our outting."

[koujakass]

Wait did he just suggest that they go everywhere? Slow down kiddo, this ain’t no party train where there aren’t no stops. Koujaku’s getting old, cut the dude some slack.

“All of them? That’ll be a really long date, do we really have the time for that?” This also costs a lot of money, that’s another problem. “Ah… But if you want to..”

[igottheaobooty]

"I think we have time. Unless you have other things to do."

"Smile a little more, about this much. It's going to be fun, I guess? We can hit up all the places in one go." This sounded fun, to burn a hole in Koujaku's pocket. Besides, Aoba said he had to pay for the date to get him to go anyway.

[koujakass]

“Nah, we haven’t decided anywhere yet. Is there anywhere special you wanna go? Zoo? Amusement park? Movie?”

[igottheaobooty]

"Hmm.." A pause as he thought about it, he didn't really care where they went. As long as he came along, right? They were together, up and about along with having fun?

"How about we go to all the places, so we can make more memories there?"

[mrcyrilll]

do he got a booty [closed]

School was never Cyril’s style, so you can imagine the surprised (yet attractive) look on his face when he found out he got a teaching position here. What really shocked him was that he applied for one. With his own free will. His previous job got him more money, and although it wasn’t the safest line of work, it certainly was more thrilling. Not to mention, the school looked disgusting. That color wallpaper with those flooring tiles? Disgusting. Now he was stuck in a shit-boring prestigious school to teach kids he couldn’t give a shit about it.

Incredible.

Nevertheless, sitting around complaining about his now incredibly boring situation wasn’t going to get him anywhere, as much as it pained him to admit. He’d interact with a few somewhat interesting people, teach some brats, then leave. Sounded like a plan.

Soon enough, he found someone passing by. He couldn’t be sure if they really were interesting, but jesus, someone with blue hair couldn’t be dull, right? He did a full examination of his target—he looked a bit young, perhaps young enough to be a student? Long, blue hair—probably going through a scene phase. And lastly, a pretty nice ass. Not as nice as his, naturally, but he’d give it a 8.5/10. 

“Baby, are those space pants?” he gave a light tap to the others behind. “—cause your ass is out of this world. Just joking.”

[igottheaobooty]

When Aoba signed up for this school, he didn't ask for any of this to happen. He didn't ask for people to do all this too much, and for none of this rhetorical things. But this was taking the cake, holding Ren in his arms and having it alarm him of problems if they were to arrive. He could wonder if the day would go a little bit better for him and if not, maybe if he slept it all the way he would be more fine than before? But nonetheless was when he was caught off guard by a voice behind him, turning his head agains was he complimented on his pants? Well, he did have a nice pair of pants but what came after brought a frown to his features.

"Did you just touch my ass though???" His question vocalized as he looked at the with a raise of his brow. Mouth dropped and all that jazz. Almost dropping Ren out his arms did he turn away from the other male and stared at him. Didn't people get enough of touching his butt already? Shaking his head and allowing a sigh to leave from his lips did he let go of the dog in his arms and place it right beside him. With that over with he could only bring his butt away from the other, fearing that his hands might wander again.

"How may I help you? If you need directions, I ain't helping." That was it Aoba, that's how you handle things.

[koujakass]

“I’m glad you remembered. Sort of.” Thumbs up.

“Just think of it as two friends hanging out if you’re so embarrassed about it! That’s what it basically is anyway, right?”

[igottheaobooty]

Did he just thumbs up? "Yeah.." This loser. 

"..I guess. Ahem.. so where are we going.. You did choose the place... right?"

[koujakass]

“Oh! Wait, Aoba, let’s make plans for that ‘date’ you agreed to.”

[igottheaobooty]

"When did I agr-- oh. Oh. Yeah that." Not going to lie, he was a bit shy and embarrassed.

"....Are you sure you're still up for it?"