[tomhoppusdelonge]

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

[drpooper]

I make my pfp a selfie and nobody messages me and and I make my pic a worm and everyone messages me ?????

[achillesinhighheels]

i don’t do flings, i devote myself to somebody for centuries like i’m a vampire

[drpooper]

A victim of the 4am horny

[kosmogrl]

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

[someharmfuldreaming]

[kyileyjenner]

[memewhore]

[bigsoftbison]

omg bestie what if i had mounted you on all fours, pounding so deep with your hair bunched up in one hand, and i growled “you’re too pretty to pull out”

[dolletarian-dictatorship]

tbh eggs are tasty, nutritious and can be prepared in various different ways ddepending on your preferences

[divinebunnii]

the point is being goofy together and fucking

[rosellaascamarcio-deactivated20]

If you have a fat ass Im gon look.

[thelapofdeathlady-deactivated20]

Beni her zaman yemelisin demiştim :)

[saintmarc]

[uss0]

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

[aggressive-ninja]

How do I fuck my favourite mutual?

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek