I Hatch Shitty Eggs In Pokemon Go

Exactly what the title says. I will post the shitty Pokémon I get from the eggs I hatch in Pokémon Go.

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Sweet equinox event with rare 2k hatches. Not.

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Ugh. Psyduck. Why??? 🙇🏻

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Not even a good Eevee. At least this wasn't a 10k egg!

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ANOTHER F-ING SANDSHREW?!

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Thanks, actually no thanks, for the redundant Voltorb.

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FINALLLLLLLY!!! This is my FIRST of those kid Pokemon released in that update what, 4 months ago?!

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Oh, thanks. An Omanyte, worse than the one I kept, that didn't give me enough to evolve.

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! ANOTHER DAMN SANDSHREW?!

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Ugh. Another 5k egg, another boring Sandshrew.

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HALLELUJAH!!!! FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!

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REALLY?! I walk 5k and get this dude I see freaking everywhere?! How about a Mr. Mime?! A Porygon?! 😭😭😭😭

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I walk 10k and what do I get? A freaking Dratini only 2 CP above my previous one 😭😭😭 Still don't have a Snorlax or a Lapras 😭😭😭

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Like, thanks a lot 5k egg. Like this dude isn't EVERYWHERE

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So, I have a friend who always shows me the cool things she hatches in Pokémon Go. She did show me like a Magby she hatched (I’ve still never seen one) and I’d say “UGH I HATCHED A GASTLY YESTERDAY!”

So now I text her the shitty eggs I hatch and now I’m posting them here. #shittyeggs #pokemongo