Cotton Eyed Jo

I hate everyone and everything - Ask me random shit - My dads are lou-kingof-hell and alastortheradio-demon. Idk they adopted me - Yes I like pride, shut up it's June

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Masterpost

"Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!"

WELCOME TO MY BLOG, TUMBLR DWELLERS!!!

My name is Cotton Eyed Jo, but you can call me Jo. I mostly post about Hazbin Hotel with some random shit sprinkled in.

Oh yeah, and I swear. And I'm horny. Not actually, but I digress. I don't fuck with gender labels, those are scary, but I'm they/them (pronouns.page). I am, in fact, under the age of 18. You don't get a specific number, this is the internet.

I'm usually online in the morning and at night, most likely at night. I go offline at 9:00 PM-10:30 PM (EST time), sometimes later if I decide to waste away on Tumblr instead of sleeping. If and when I'm online during the day is on and off.

ANYWAY. Enough about me, here's all my other masterposts organized so I can find my crap easier. And I guess if y'all want to use it too. Any ongoing polls will show up here, but any polls that have ended will not be in any of the masterposts.

HAZBIN HOTEL MEMES

SCRIPTS/FANFIC

SHIPS

OTHER HAZBIN HOTEL STUFF

MISCELLANEOUS RAMBLES

REBLOGS

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS

ASKS

RANDOM STUFF

MISCELLANEOUS RAMBLES PT.2

TAG GAMES

MISCELLANEOUS RAMBLES PT.3

HAZBIN HOTEL REBLOGS

MY YOUTUBE: RinkyTink_DoesStuff (Just so it's known, I go by RinkyTink, or just Rinky on yt. No Jo there)

MY PINTEREST: ItMadeMeMakeThisAccount

MY AO3: goldfishandanorange

MY ARTFIGHT: (I can't draw) YIPPEE_666

LIST OF SIBLINGS!!!

SUMMER NOTICE

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[otterlywyrdfirbolg]

He dirt broken :(

[9yearoldmoldycornbread]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[kamisubaku]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[tbhsimpsfortoomanycharacterslmao]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[crowtheorie]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[bettystonewell]

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thanks for thinking of/tagging me @thoughtslikeaminefield It’s been a pleasure interacting with you the past couple of days ❤️

1. Favourite colour: Teal

2. Last song: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

3. Currently reading: Outlander Series (technically it’s collecting dust on my bookshelf because I mostly read fanfic…)

4. Currently watching: Single’s Inferno, Medium, and forever casually rewatching SPN

5. Currently craving: the bag of sweet chilli & sour cream chips I bought earlier (just waiting for kiddos to go to bed)

6. Coffee or tea: coffee! An iced latte any season.

@losers-clvb @middleearthislife @my-stories-vault @supernotnatural2005 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @jollyhunter

[fish-that-steals-palm-trees]

I decided to do this fun tag game with my super awesome mutuals + open tags for everyone who wants to join!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

»»——⍟——««

alr first gonna answer these myself and then tag my friends & moots!

1) favourite colour: green ofc!! but second place is taken by cyan (like the turquoise kinda cyan you know?? not blue!) and purple!

2) last song: No Shade by Violent Soho (they're a very cool punk rock and hardcore band btw)

3) currently reading: "Statism and Anarchy" by my bestie Bakunin

4) currently watching: rewatching Equestria Girls movies from My Little Pony franchise, but this time instead of watching them in Russian like usually, I watch them in Spanish for practice!

5) umm I think I'm not craving any food as I ate not so long ago but I'm looking forward to my favourite dinner that I've been having exactly the same since I was 12 years old, yellow peas soup! and speaking of drinks, I'm craving pomegranate flavoured energy drink that's only in supermarket far from my home :(

6) coffee or tea: TEA always I absolutely despise coffee and the smell of it makes me nauseous and gives me a headache (fun fact same thing happens with gasoline, alcohol smell, cigarette smoke, most perfume especially flower smells or citrus smells and things like flavoured shower gels or shampoos or deodorants, I only ever get non flavorued ones!)

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anyway sorry for yapping so much, tags now <3 (no order, don't think I like you less if you're at the end of list!)

@curse-exefanart1122 @princeof-crows @fr-gg-t @i-am-basement @iamsarsonic @oh-lovely-son-of-venus @theemptyskeleton @suspiciouspurplelemon @g0ld-st4r-b0y @ody-of-ithaca @mixheal-709 @deadcinnamongirl @pampampampimpimpim @petrichorshimmer @cloudyskiesandstarrynights @theyremarigolds @r4-kingofcamelot @babkalyagushka @superbratjesser @sokikard @honestlydeeppolice @pikmin-boy @shanky2panky @rockymountyn @fabric-softener-enjoyer @depressedandpoetic @boundmorpheme @lizzyzwizzy @vernalequinox67 @victor-starcare @buyaboyadrink @rayneisbored @thenightbitesback @thecreatureoftheforest @ravenofmourning @eating-the-sand @masculinizacionforzada @galatique @rockyroxy89 @graffitismokerr @kingoftheloonybinza

[cloudyskiesandstarrynights]

wow I haven't done an ask game in a while lol 1. favorite color: probably blue or green, but I also really like pastels!!

2. last song: looping the rooms by rusino and Hatsune Miku (it popped up on my feed and I really liked it)

3. currently reading: I'm surprisingly not reading anything right now, if proof reading my own fics doesn't count lol

4. currently watching: My hero academia! My sister finally started watching it so I'm watching it with her, although I mostly know what happens

5. currently craving: this yummy Alfredo bowtie pasta that I keep consistently making

6. coffee or tea: totally coffee I love it so much, but I also won't pass up a cup of sweet tea

tags! +open to anyone else who wants to do it :3

@transphobiaclown @sonderlune @lesbianeblossom @l1fe1sp0ppli0 @d0llcorps3 @x-kangelkawaiii-x

not a lot of tags, sorry if anyone didn't want to be T . T

[lesbianeblossom]

1. fav color: pink :P

2. last song: coffee by chappell roan

3. currently reading: the ending writes itself (havent started it yet tho)

4. currently watching: veronica mars (im super into murder mysteries can u tell)

5. currently craving: mac n cheese

6. coffee or tea: tea, i dont hate like the starbucks lattes that are only like 20% coffee but reg coffee is nasty to me. i like hibiscus tea and sweet teas :)

@jamwam0 @the-worm-from-the-string @evothesavoirofthegays @pepperpocket @emilyerotica

[jamwam0]

thank you for the tag :))!!

1. BLUE I LOVE BLUE (and pink… but blue..)

2. according to my playlist, you’re welcome from heathers

3. nothing currently 🥹

4. nothing really either, maybe equestria girls/mlp or moomin 90s? not sure if those count i need to continue watching them lol

5. i just ate but icecream… 🤤

6. i don’t really like either, but i would probably pick coffee :)

@weirdg00p @nehelenia-scythe @niktokof @hi-imaflamingo @starwalker58 (no force!! :D)

[niktokof]

fuh. thanks. i wanted to go sleep but moots are my importantt

1. favourite colour(s): uhh lavander. and pink. probably pink more. like. Barbie pink.

2. last song: Paul by Cavetown. i think.. not sure.

3. currently reading: uhhhh I don't remember the name but it's like warrior cats but about foxes. im halfway done, it's pretty coo.

4. currently watching: Severance Season 1 and Invader Zim

5. currently craving: damn uhh idk, water?

6. coffee or tea: tea. my head's gonna explode if i drink even a little bit of coffee.. but some tastes nice.

damn iittt i gotta tag people. uhggh.. @fatelosingitspatience @fated-fucked-future @beatrixie12 @laverish @agendermarimba @transmasc-offical @voxisme @mildcharacterenjoyer @mousetail101 @sillyangla @harbinger-of-silly and anyone else who wants to join

[bambiluprime]

Alrighty, gadies, lentlemen, and everyone/everything in between!

1. Fav color: Red or purple

2. Last song: Finale - Hazbin Hotel s1

3. Currently reading: A few fanfics- In Blackwater Woods (Hazbin Hotel), New horizons bring new sunsets (Hazbin Hotel, modern murdermedia teenage au), Fame is a gun (and I point blind) (Hazbin Hotel, RadioApple)

4. Currently Watching: ATLA live action show (can't wait for s2 in 11 days), Fairy Tail, Lego Ninjago (original, not Dragons Rising)

5. Currently Craving: a relationship chocolate

6. Coffee or Tea: Tea. I'm not big on coffee.

@knickknat @the-ace-ofhearts @what-the-actualhell @justademonicspawn @oliveoli-offical @ihateeveyoneandeverything @vox-is-me @celinamorningstar

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Aight, might as well

Favorite color: I don’t have one. I guess probably red.

Last song: For the Departed by Shayfer James (it’s been stuck in my head for days)

Currently reading: The Little Star and the Devil by Bruvskii on Ao3 and A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson

Currently watching: Nothing. I want to rewatch Hazbin season 2 though.

Currently craving: Sleep. Food sounds gross right now.

Coffee or tea: Neither.

Open tags bc I'm lazy

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

I tried Ibis Paint for the first time

I mean... it's ass, but it's not the worst thing I've ever drawn

Bro is judging you (character belongs to @binnarrie)

And for your entertainment, my first draft below cut:

Whatever this thing is, I do not like it. Nuh uh. Burn it.

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Yooo

Guess who's been productive the last uh... like 2-3 hours?

MEEE!!!!!

I cleaned a good chunk of my room and answered all my asks/roleplays.

I guess sometimes not sleeping does have it's upsides, huh?

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

can I be one of your kids 🥹

(If not that's A ok)

I don't really have any children on Tumblr yet, so sure, why not

You have several siblings, non of which are on Tumblr but their names are Nathaniel, Andy, Sierra Mist, and Sir Vanity

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

How is your favorite helluva boss character? 😏

Are you asking me who it is or how they're doing?

Because Idk what Fizzarolli up to nowadays

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Who is your favorite character in the amazing digital circus?

Bubble :3

[blackwhiteandbold]

kinda interested in discovering new words so lets start a chain 🙂‍↕️

What is your favorite word?

I'll start by saying: vacuum. Its random but i like how it sounds idk. I also like yikes cuz it reminds me of a person jumping for some reason. On a more poetic note, i'll say paradox.

Tagging @impracticalromantic @reikodashi @cheesebunz @i-love-my-gays @epm592011phk @freshknighttiger and literally anyone else who wants to join

as always, no pressure)

[epm592011phk]

I like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Im not joking at all. I just like it for some reason.

whoever wants to join go ahead, ill tag some ppl

@shencomix @astrophelsystem @knickknat @cosmic-nia and anyone else

[knickknat]

Copium. It's fun to say

@vox-is-me @spiderlily90 @eflower8 @sir-simpsalot @niktokof @bumblebee-chimera @aaliyah-and-her-ocs @unofficialaziraphale @what-the-actualhell @mutifandombitch @dragons-teardrops @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @celinamorningstar @ihateeveyoneandeverything @bat-phantom @mischievously-royalty +open

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Either garrulous or lasso

Open tags

[thememedaddy]

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

God fucking damn it THIS WAS ME LAST NIGHT WITH TUMBLR, AO3, AND PINTEREST MAN

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 2

Luigi (Nintendo)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[yellowlartdump]

Hold your horses this is important

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

We need to move that .3 over to Caine asap

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Gang

Why is there emphasis on the "fuck"

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING

WHA-

BRO I JUST WANTED A NICE RADIOAPPLE FIC TO READ BECAUSE I CAN'T SLEEP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[behold-its-something]

I uhhhh… added context sorry lol

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

I GET A WHOLE COMIC???? FUCK YEAH THANK YOU MAN

I can imagine that dw

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Smh

Evil teeth wizards tryna put non renewable resources in my mouth again bruh 🤦

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

I can't eat shit man I bit a soft taco and teared up bc it hurt so bad

[secondbeatsongs]

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

[official-penis-posts]

IM CLUTCHING MY FUCKING PEARLS

[shorttrans]

GOOD NEWS KUNG POW PENIS IS RETURNING WE MADE THEM REVERSE THE CHANGE

[official-penis-posts]

LUNG POW PENIS IS BACK ON THE MENU!!

[official-penis-posts]

*K

[official-olm-posts]

U

[murder-of-dipshits]

N

[scolopax-the-foolish]

G

[ominous-signs]

P

[kamisubaku]

O

[tbhsimpsfortoomanycharacterslmao]

W

[crowtheorie]

P

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

E

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

Smh

Evil teeth wizards tryna put non renewable resources in my mouth again bruh 🤦