SO I FORGOT ABOUT YAOI DAY
IT'S 1 AM, AND I MADE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING POST THEN ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS (Edit: I found the original in my drafts. What the fuck.) But anyway, I stole this idea from @slas3rsw33ts so go look at her post too. (Sighs wistfully because I should have done this for yuri day too)
ANYWAY, FOR THE SECOND TIME, MY FAVORITE YAOI SHIPS OF ALL TIME IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!! (And sue me, for I am a multishipper)
RadioApple | Alastor x Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) - THE OG!!! MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME!!!!
GunShow | Mr. WPNZ x Mr. Puzzles (Calling All Villains/SMG4) - VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CLOSE SECOND FAVORITE!!!!!! Idk why but these two are literally perfect for each other. Like kiss already.
RadioStatic | Alastor x Vox (Hazbin Hotel) - These boys need to hug it the fuck out, god DAYUM
HuskerDust | Husk x Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) - *Inhales very deeply and exhales somehow even deeper*
StaticMoth | Vox x Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) - If these two actually stopped being ASSHOLES then they MAY JUST WORK OUT
Stolitz | Stolas x Blitz (Helluva Boss) - Ohmahgah... The yaoi of all yaoi... If they don't kiss at least once in season two I will crash the fuck out.
Fizzmodeus | Fizzarolli x Asmodeus (Helluva Boss) - Ouh MY BABIES ahem who said that
McBurglar | Ronald Mcdonald x Hamburglar (Mcdonald's) - Just read this post, dude.
AND MY FAVORITE /SILLY YAOI SHIPS OF COURSE!!!
DictatingMonarch | Dictatorer x Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus) - This. This ship. It's so beautiful. I love them.
RadioLingo | Alastor x Duolingo (Hazbin Hotel and Duolingo) - THEY BETTER BE CANON (Best crackship by far)
RadioSwivel | Alastor x Spinny Chair (Hazbin Hotel) - IT'S REALL!!! THE ONE PEACE IS REALLL!!!!!!!!
IMissMyWife | Kinger x Lucifer (The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel) - It's the name that sells it for me. (I made it up.)
GoofyGloop | Jo x Narrie (Tumblr) - THIS IS UNDER /SILLY BECAUSE WE ARE STRICTLY PLATONIC. WE ARE IRONRAILS. (Send them an ask if you wanna know what that is.) I still love em' tho :3
Baxtious | Baxter x Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) - Ah yes, toxic yaoi at it's best. Well, not it's best, RadioSilence is better, but who cares.
OC X OC SHIPS THAT YOU GET NO CONTEXT FOR!!!
VinWin (no info for u) - CHAT THEY'RE SO FUCKING GAY, THE YOUNG GAYS!!!
SonarTherapy | Loyd x Reggie (Animal Hospital) - More toxic yaoi. Ish. Look, Loyd hates Reggie, what do you want me to do.
ScalePetal | Henry x Pollen (My totally awesome story without a title) - I LOVE THEM. OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM. Like originally Henry was straight as FUCK but then I was like NAHH WE GOTTA ADD THE YAOI (I know Pollen is nonbinary, shoosh they're okay with me calling their relationship yaoi okay)
BlackBird (noncanon shipname) | Chance x Jolly (A Chance to be Jolly) - Okay so I need to actually get their story started, ALL THE LORE AND YAOI IS PLANNED I JUST NEED TO FUCKING WRITE IT-
Julias | Elias x Julian (A Job Well Done) - Okay, I joked about toxic yaoi before, but if any of this is toxic, IT'S THESE TWO.
HONORABLE MENTIONS!!!!
RadioSnake | Alastor x Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) - I don't ship this whatsoever, but ngl, they kinda cute together. Especially as humans, which I know has a separate name, but whatever.
RadioDust | Alastor x Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) - Again, I don't ship it, but I 100% see them as besties, so I might as well add it here.
THANK YOU FOR READING ABOUT ALL THESE GAY ASS MEN!!!! ALSO I TOTALLY DIDN'T ADD COLOR TO IT TO MAKE IT MORE APPEALING TO THE EYE, YEAH TOTALLY!!!!!!!
