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[wonderful-prompts]

Prompt #1209

“I don’t get nightmares,” she said, her creation lurching to life behind her. “I make them.”

[ihatethehero]

skill issue, i do both

[ihatethehero]

have yall ever woken up in those few seconds of bliss where you don't remember shit, and then you remember everything and you're sad again but you're not ready to deal with The Pain so you say "fuck this" and go back to sleep until like the afternoon?

yeah no me neither

[ihatethehero]

🐶

uh, woof?

[your-own-her0]

Fluffy puppy!

[ihatethehero]

i am a threat

[ihatethehero]

🐶

uh, woof?

[ihatethehero]

have you considered breaking into the hospital with him

i have enough supplies in my lair, i can take care of him just fine

if it comes to the worst, i'll break him in. but it won't. it's all under control. it's gonna be okay

[ihatethehero]

He literally got shot take him to the hospital 🙄

i know, i fucking know! but i can't just walk into the hospital, i'm a wanted criminal

he's going to be okay, i'll take care of him and he's going to be as good as new

[ihatethehero]

Is he dead yet?

no he's not, dipshit. never on my watch

you, on the other hand, might be dead soon

[your-own-her0]

Ouchhy

[ihatethehero]

are you okay? i'm bringing painkillers

[your-own-her0]

I wonh br oiy fornanwhile !!1 stua safw everonr

[ihatethehero]

tell me who did this

[your-own-her0]

I do nny kno

[ihatethehero]

did you see their face or anything?

[your-own-her0]

I wonh br oiy fornanwhile !!1 stua safw everonr

[ihatethehero]

tell me who did this

[ihatethehero]

You can try~

you have no idea who you're messing with

[ihatethehero]

I’d say he has a few good minutes left. Good luck~

when i get my hands on you i'll cut your fingers off and feed them to you

[ihatethehero]

;)

what the fuck does that mean??

[your-own-her0]

Hello dear citizens!! And good morngi !!1 be autoifl ddua i yh ci

[ihatethehero]

um, sunny boy? everything okay?

[your-own-her0]

Icmrm ba cck

[ihatethehero]

stay where you are

[your-own-her0]

Vvinceu

[ihatethehero]

i'm almost there, i think i passed 3 red lights. please tell me what the fuck happened

[your-own-her0]

Hello dear citizens!! And good morngi !!1 be autoifl ddua i yh ci

[ihatethehero]

um, sunny boy? everything okay?

[your-own-her0]

Icmrm ba cck

[ihatethehero]

stay where you are

[your-own-her0]

Hello dear citizens!! And good morngi !!1 be autoifl ddua i yh ci

[ihatethehero]

um, sunny boy? everything okay?

[ihatethehero]

vincey? what are you, the goldie's pet now or something? this is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.

excuse me??? first off, i'm no one's fucking pet, i'm a supervillain you asshole. at least i'm not a coward who hides behind internet anonymity

i fucking hate this city