Is This What People Call A Blog These Days

I'm on here procrastinating

[starwarsvillains]

#TheStarWarsFandomThisMonth

You better watch out You better not cry You better not call on Yoda’s Jedi The Empire is coming to town.

[koalapunsareunbearable]

you better not run, you better not dash you better not cry cause santa is trash

danta claus is coming to town

[schmergo]

I am the least romantic person in the world, today I burst out laughing in the middle of kissing because I randomly thought of this:

[void-official]

stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao

[bogleech]

More honest sign:

“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”

“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research”

“Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while”

“Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it”

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by eating my roommate’s donuts

So my roommate and I were playing video games together, and I decided I wanted something to snack on. I got up and looked through all our cupboards, and found a half-eaten bag of mini powdered donuts. After bringing them over to the table we were playing on, my roommate said something like “Oh hey, I forgot about those.”

Apparently he had bought them a few months ago and never finished them. That should’ve been enough to make us throw them away, but we were hungry, so we thoughtlessly started eating them. The second thing that should’ve stopped us from eating the donuts was that they tasted funny. But we figured it was just from being a few months old, so we shrugged it off and kept eating them. About half an hour later, when we got to the bottom of the bag, there were only a few donuts left. My roommate looked in the bag to make sure he knew where to grab a donut from, when he stopped in his tracks and had this “Oh shit” look on his face.

He passed the bag over to me, and I looked in. In the bottom of the bag was a dead spider. And it wasn’t your average tiny house spider, it was a pretty decent size. That’s when it hit me: The donuts tasted funny because they were all COVERED in spider webs, and because the donuts were also covered in powdered sugar, we didn’t even notice. Seeing the spider in the bottom might have made me gag a little, but when I realized I had just eaten a bunch of spider web, I nearly vomited.

We immediately chucked the bag away, and I spent the next few minutes retching in the bathroom, hoping to puke up the donuts from hell, but to no avail. I am now scarred for life, and it’s safe to say I’m never going to eat powdered donuts ever again.

[cravings]

i was watching vines and internet explorer commented this and omfg im laughing 

[nya-kin]

[ruinedchildhood]

when you see that one of your “friends” posts a group selfie that you look horrible in

[hogwartsninenine]

[snanger-danger]

l never tire of reblogging this

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[heroinephemeral]

Never forget.

[cockholmsyndrome-deactivated201]

kylie: everyone is obsessed with my tumblr like…….. 

everyone: she has a tumblr..? 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

[drlectertho]

this is the best post on this website

[tyleroakley]

(via)

[itssexualhour]

one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces

[exwhorcist]

what were you planning to achieve

[ruinedchildhood]