Fuck it

Amber. 31.. Angel of Death / Human trash fire.

[lnane]

Yaoi idea: lactating protien powder.

[lnane]

Yaoi idea: lactating protien powder.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[naamahdarling]

[offsetthedeath]

Guess who is watching Voltron and getting obsessed with a sad red boy with daddy issues again

It's a trap we all succumb to

[thegreatestdetectiveever]

I love this scene cause it reads like Kunikida is taking the family dog to get put down

[meangirlnurse]

on god i'm gonna try to lure you people into joining healthcare careers

[meangirlnurse]

you've heard of tumblr university

get ready for tumblr hospital

[offsetthedeath]

Finally my years of tumblr and hospice work can meet in one fucked up place.

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[squeakitties]

puts my roommate's very fluffy ragdoll cat in an empty field and thousands of sparrows pluck him bald for nesting material in seconds

[squeakitties]

he will be nests soon

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[funshinebf]

dads with the pet they didnt want

[dailybrushbuddy]

[dogpuppy]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[mysilent879]

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[fuzzygifs]

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