A Powerful Goblin

Call me GoblinI’m morally obligated to keep backgammon in this description.

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what.

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Female and Male Indeedee

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These feel like confusing bathroom signs

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uhm

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Nice

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The Great Impact theory is just a giant vibe check

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What was the first right angle?

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I have 60 name tags and many people who do not know me. What should I write on them?

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Is there one of those fancy words for emotions for when you just want to fight someone?

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Concept: cannonballs, except they’re fist shaped.

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can I hear a

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reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

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PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

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Hnnnggg, wooden shelf

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I’ve seen lolcat memes that are better recreations of this scene.

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I trust michael sheen with my life and this is a mistake because I am also 100% certain that he would kill me in an instant if provoked

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This is me, but with goats

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My son, spotted in a homegoods

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every time my dad says “bad spider-man” in reference to 2007 venom I kinda feel like I’m gonna die

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I just read the quotes and immediately pictured someone just bapping spider-man in the head with a rolled up newspaper