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they're so proud of their little girl ✨❤🤧

i feel like it is a canon event for rinharu to have sakura and for his first few years of life he is just the WORST fucking baby. hes testy, he pitches fits at even the suggestion of doing something he doesnt want to do, he throws himself on the ground at costco, he sits thru olympic events where he is receiving nonstop attention and cooing from adoring onlookers and hes dressed up in like an adorable dolphin patterned onesie and shark fin hat with just the most PISSED off look on his face

made funnier by my hc that rin and haru had him in their mid 30s where they had reached the final form of their softieification so literally nothing sakura does angers or embarrasses them. he cannot ragebait his dads they are constantly accidentally ragebaiting him instead by picking him up at some red carpet event he just had a meltdown at and haru's kissing his face all over while he fights for his life to throw himself at mach speed out of rin's arms

whats funniest to me abt this though is that sakura had literally a mythical pull in birth RNG he was born to two stunningly beautiful muscular gay men who just retired from being a famous olympian duo with more money than god. and hes just MISERABLE

baby's first olympics opening ceremony where everybody loves him and cant stop saying how cute he is. MISERABLE. baby's 3rd birthday party where his dads rent him out an entire aquarium and buy him the newest most expensive ipad with cocomelon in ultra retina xdr oled. MISERABLE. babys first trip to the beach and its a private beach in japan thats glittering and gorgeous with pristine cool water and his dads brought him every conceivable beach toy to try to make him enjoy himself. MISERABLE

and like it was never anything more than just, some babies are difficult and understandably dont know how spoiled they are. but also my hc that they had him with a surrogate /w rin as the bio dad makes it way funnier to imagine sakura absorbed haru's childhood personality anyway. they think him having an eye color so similar to haru is just a happy coincidence but it was actually a sign that he inherited the curse of being so loved and adored and fucking HATING it

myhiddenheart

somebody please save raffy, he's confused and done with everybody's shit

o0kawaii0o

Cus I like it when they hug :>

myhiddenheart

rome: my sexuality? you 🫵 babygirl *bites lips*

happypopcornprincess

BI ICON ROME 🏳️‍🌈🙂‍↔️

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恋

so-aguarela

lil itafushi kiss 💕

astro-can

what if percy, annabeth, and thalia got dressed for the westover hall dance at percy's house with the help of sally and then they took a mirror selfie together. what if i just wanted to draw them in fancy clothes while taking a mirror selfie together. what if

it took me like forty minutes to draw thalia and annabeth each meanwhile percy took 2 minutes max

bugwolfsstuff

Refering to my headcanon that Poseidon can make pearls in his mouth and Hades can make gems in his mouth

Do you think they weaponised them in the titanomachy lmao

Like they are freshly out of a stomach and are young in my AU they do NOT know or care for honour in battle they just don't wanna die.

They're cornered?

Hades randomly starts holding his breath, exhales deeply (with SMOKE?) and suddenly Iapetus has very sharp quartz fragments being spat directly at his eyes.

The titans got them tied up?

Poseidon starts chewing* on something for a bit before spitting a giant pearl at Koios' face while he's monologuing

*actually cus theyre forming them within their bodies in a way that is similar to how those are naturally formed, Posie is just rolling something around his tongue to build up the layers of nacre to form the pearl. With Hades it varies between the type of gem but he makes his mouth extremely hot or cold for most.

—!——!—

Zeus has kept some of his brothers' pearls and gems because he was a 12 year old who is enamoured with his new siblings in my AU/s. (He still has them)

Pairing with my 'Poseidon is Kronos' favourite' stuff Kronos probably also had some of Poseidon's pearls but that is because he's a freak.

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @random-indian-girl @kittenscookie @somedudewithacat

bugwolfsstuff

Poseidon can make pearls in his mouth as pearls come from mollusks which are sea creatures and Hades can make gems w his mouth as its under his domain both as god of wealth and of the underworld

Hades thinks its weird and refuses to do it when asked and Poseidon does it as a party trick:

Poseidon: Wanna see something cool?

Sally: sure *isnt sure what she's expecting*

Poseidon: bleh *spits out a perfect pearl*

Sally: *concern*...

Poseidon: do you want it? :)

@kittenscookie he's such a creature. Sally fumbled /j