I hate my friends
I don’t have many friends, but they all suck fucking ass. Here is why:
Friend one, Kai: Lives far barely an hr away, can’t come and see me because hes a moma bitch boy and his mommy wont let him come because shes afraid I’d murder him or some shit even though we’ve been friends since 2010. I fucking hate him.
Friend two, woowoo: Lives about an hr away as well. We see each other sometimes, but, his parents are pyscho religious folks and are afraid my gay athiest ass is going to rape him and eat his flesh or someshit. Plus college shit, fuck school.
Friend three, Matt: Lives five minutes away, is a lazy asshole and wont do shit. Always a fuckin excuse, always. All this sob wants to do is smoke pot and fuck his boyfriend.
I hate people
