IHeartDramas

I like what I like. Scifi, Fantasy, Romance, Anime, JPOP, KPOP, CPOP, Heavy Metal, Game Of Thrones, and more.

[tarzelladraws]

“They didn’t see how Ben Solo was still alive”-DARTH MAUL WAS CUT IN HALF AND BROUGHT BACK!!!! WITH MECHANICAL SPIDER LEGS!

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[my-dailydreams]

[spirk-trek]

i wish ao3 had a shuffle feature for all the fics in my 'saved for later' like pleeeease take the decision out of my hands

[mikkeneko]

#it literally does tho#on the home page it'll show a couple and be like 'is it later now?' - @frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

It does?!

HOLY SHIT IT DOES

[mikkeneko]

Happy Birthday AO3, the gift that never stops giving

[molinaesque]

Before and After

[hightowertears]

All he has to do is breathe and I want to throttle him

[scion-of-alicent]

Davos & Aeron:

[pizzapottah]

"what happens when a child isn't loved properly?" team green. team green happens.

[lily-stabby]

So imagine a DnD character who’s whole motivation is ‘X guy killed my parents and I need to find them’ and the party just thinks ‘ok, revenge quest, that’s normal’

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like “Hey buddy, long time no see. It’s a shame we got separated, here’s some money” and they’re super chill.

The party is just confused and goes “Wait, why are you giving him gold?”

The guy just goes “Cause I owe him money?”

The party “But he killed your parents???”

“That’s why I owe him money!”

[just-illegal]

[honourablejester]

What I love about this is that it implies that the assassin, for whatever reason, was forced to skip town before collecting what he was owed, and this guy full-on went on a quest to track him down and pay him. Like.

Assassin: You know most times if I get run out before collecting, people are just, yay, now I don’t have to pay him! Some of them even arrange to put heat on me just so they can weasel out.

Dude, with full, paladin-like gravitas: What do I look like, a cheat? A cheapskate? You did me a service, and I can never repay you, but I will honour the debt!

Assassin: … Hey, you ever need anybody else knocked off, here’s my card!

[pusheen]

[gender-snatched]

You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

[marlinspirkhall]

People would accuse you of backposting your fics to seem cool and mysterious but then someone points out there are comments on there which are dated from long-deactivated accounts 100 years ago and it's a whole thing

[gender-snatched]

I would have to be like "yeah it's a thing where I inherited this account from someone dead and he had a whole thing about passing the account on"

[marlinspirkhall]

So the fannish-next-of-kin feature was really just devised to disguise the existence of vampires.

[dsudis]

Ao3 user DreadPirateRoberts

[pusheen]

[phantomoftheorpheum]

CHRISJEN AVASARALA | the once and future queen

[claudia-lioncourt]

SHADOW AND BONE | 2.04 Rusalye (insp.)

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[maximumsunshine]

Wow I'm tired. It took me a minute to figure out how Vader has Mark Hamill nemesis when Vader is live action and not animated. I'm... going to bed now.

[hinekoakahi]

@thebibliosphere

[shinhati]

worst star wars ism

tubers (potatoes)

transparisteel (glass)

fresher (shower)

caf (coffee)

jizz (jazz)

younglings (children)

chrono (clock)

kriff (fuck?)

duraplast/durasteel/duracrete etc. (bullshit materials)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2024

[sillywoman01]

My Angsty Reylo Spotify Playlist

Since I wasn't able to write today, since it's my birthday. My gift to you all is sharing the Reylo Spotify playlist I created to go along with my angsty Reylo fics. Enjoy!