"I dunno why, but I was so worried about workin' out.
For real though, I didn't even wanna go to the gym! Walkin' on the treadmill? No way, bro. Liftin' weights? Over my dead body. Yeahā¦I know. I was bein' a big baby.
Then I did some thinkin':
If I don't hit the gym, how am I ever gonna get big?
That changed everything. Like, I just stopped carin' about other people. Not in a bad way or anythin'! Just, like, I gotta do this for me.
And lemme tell you, it's been awesome.
I started eatin' right, got myself into that calorie deficit, drinkin' protein shakes. I started going to the gym, and me and some of the guys are, like, real tight. Even grew out my beard. And the clothes?
Bro, I gotta tell you about the clothes.
That shit changed everythin'. Like, I was feelin' good, but I wasn't lookin' good, yeah? My new buddies helped me out with that. Got some tanks, shorts, briefs - these tight-ass Jockeys - even some old sneakers. But the thing I love the most? Nah, not the chain, man.
I dunno what it is, but that thing? It just fits so good, bro. Like, whenever it's on, I don't gotta worry about anythin'. Just me, just my gains. That's it. It's not even mine, but one of the guys let me keep it. Said he could tell how much I liked itā¦and yeah, he was right...
I kinda just wear it all the time. Like, never leave home without it. Thing probably reeks, haha.
Wash it? Hell no, dude! That sweat means I'm workin'! You wanna try it on? Uh no, not happenin'. I'm already in the zone right now. Pre-workout's doin' its thing, I've got my drivin' tunes onā¦yeah, no...
But maybe my bro's got another one? Let's ask when we get there..."
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