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If god didn’t want me to dress sluttily perhaps he shouldn’t have made me hot

#like you’re blaming the victim here #i wake up every day #and have to live with the burden of being hot #😔#lmao #anyways

Tmw when things cost money

#i cri evry tiem #u buy groceries ONCE #looking at the bill after buying like 15 things #that shit like fundamentally changes brain chemistry i think #there was no reason for it to be so expensive #*grabs capitalism by the neck* Y O U #anyways its whatever idc #(cares immensely)

Y’know how Hawkmoth uses those little butterflies to create akumas?

It’s almost definitely because they’re at a distance and giving him an all-powerful way to use his powers so early on would make him too OP to ever win against...

But now I have a dumb mental image of Chat Noir fending of Hawkmoth for hours while Ladybug frantically runs around the city looking for a ladybug so she can call for her Lucky Charm.

#miraculous ladybug #idiot rambles #idk why this is so funny to me #but it is #also chat needs a cat to do his cataclysm #specifically a stray cat #based on nothing but vibes #ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #hawkmoth #gabriel agreste

I feel like Edward Nygma is the Perry the Platypus of the Rogues Gallery. Like you see him in ‘normal’ clothes and you’re like “ah a random gay man” but then he puts on his funky little green fit and you’re like “THE RIDDLER?!?!”

#imagine getting kidnapped by some random twink #i think i’d kill myself before i even got to his dumb escape room #this is all /pos btw #i adore him #batman #bruce wayne #dc #edward nygma #riddler

Paying $8 for a blue check mark on twitter call that a Verified Dumbass

#there’s no way this joke hasn’t been made yet #but sh #elon musk #elongated muskrat #twitter #joke #pun #funny

miraculouspaon

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

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Heartbreaking: Most Talented Comic Book Artist You’ve Ever Met Working With Some Writer Named Tom

Miraculous Ladybug is an unrealistic depiction of teenagers because there isn’t a single joke along the lines of “butterfly man? you mean BUTT man”

#like if they’re gonna act like babies you may as well commit #also i’m kinda showing my butt(erfly) here by showing that i’m a miraculous fan #lmao #i hate the show #but my family loves it and bad tv is better than no tv #anyways there’s a bunch of reasons why this show is inaccurate in its depiction of high schoolers #this is just the most egregious #miraculous ladybug #tales of ladybug and cat noir #ml ladybug #mlb #ml chat noir #ml class #also i haven’t gotten past s3 so this may not be accurate

Tsumotaro…

#*disappears for ages*#*comes back with a vague pun about twst*#because i’m Dumb #tsum tsum #disney #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted humor #i know that’s not what the tag is for #but i think i’m funny #so oh well~#diasomnia #tsunotaro #twst malleus #malleus draconia

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Batman teaches all of the Robins how to disappear in the middle of conversations. He can’t do it alone and leave the kid stranded, after all, and the other option is to actually find a way to end conversations and he Can’t Do That. So, it’s one of the first things he teaches them to do.

… he regrets it when they use their new trick to get out of his lectures.

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He has to watch over his Robins very carefully every time he lectures them because the whole trick requires you to look away

This culminates in

Batman: *watching Robin very intently as he lectures them*

Someone who is new to this, probably Supes: Why are you watching them like that? Don’t humans need to blink?

Batman: oh, if I look away they’re going to disappear

Robin:

Batman: they’re gone, aren’t they?

#as the kids age they help each other get out

autisticredhood

Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me…

(part 2)

#sjjdksjdndndnfnd both parts of this are SO GOOD #what could have been~

Every time tumblr mobile updates I feel my willpower diminish

#i lasted through the dark days of superwholock #but the read more stuff #nahnahnah #i have a line

Batman teaches all of the Robins how to disappear in the middle of conversations. He can’t do it alone and leave the kid stranded, after all, and the other option is to actually find a way to end conversations and he Can’t Do That. So, it’s one of the first things he teaches them to do.

… he regrets it when they use their new trick to get out of his lectures.

Tim Drake is obsessed with coffee because he has undiagnosed ADHD send tweet

#i say as if white men have any trouble getting a diagnosis—#but also i don’t mind coffee drinking tim because it fits the character #as long as it isn’t his only character trait y’know #but anyways #i’m going to scream my headcanons into the void #tim drake #dc #batman #batfam #robin #red robin #drake #still the worst hero name ever i adore it #bruce wayne #batdad

Getting dragged into new fandoms is like a kidnapper trying to pull me along and I dig my heels in but I’m wearing Heelys and this just makes it easier for them

#this may be the dumbest joke i’ve ever mad #congrats everyone #this is specifically about dc #i was dragged kicking and screaming into the bat fandom #but alas #it took like 2 days max to get obsessed #it be like that ig #funny #joke #heelys

All I can think about when I read Tom Taylor’s writing is that I could just be watching a telenovela that does X trope better

I’m done having civilized, nuanced debates on the internet. Talia Al Ghul is a MILF and therefore should be allowed to do what she wants.

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