Fire and Blood

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[iigniiferroque-a]

(pssst! I’m still alive! but I’m archiving this blog. If you wanna follow me on my new one, lmk via dms and I’ll give you the new url as soon as I have one!)

[iigniiferroque-a]

(pssst! I’m still alive! but I’m archiving this blog. If you wanna follow me on my new one, lmk via dms and I’ll give you the new url as soon as I have one!)

[iigniiferroque-a]

Merry new solar cycle my good bitches

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[iigniiferroque-a]

The fact Apple thinks they can rein in the internet equivalent of a prairie completely inhabited by rabid hyenas is SO funny to me

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[anarchxst]

Tumblr took down the original

So here

[iigniiferroque-a]

"Hey, luv, got somethin' real important ta' give ya'..." And Jamison couldn't hide his smirk if his life depended on it as he walked up to Flam holding a big, festively wrapped box in front of him. "A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside..." And when she did, yes, she would find a diamond tennis bracelet, but it was loosely wrapped around Junkrat's, um, candy cane. Which, yes, was also for her.

Nobody could say that Jamie didn't know how to be spontaneous and... surprising. After a moment of staring and blinking with her mouth half open, as if words came to a stunned halt right on the tip of her tongue, she recovered enough to remark with a baffled chuckle:

"...I'm not even sure what to say. I wish I had been half as creative."

With that, her mind went to the present she got him and suddenly, she knew what to do.

"Don't move, I'll call you in a second."

She rushed to her room (after quickly slipping on her bracelet) and for a couple of minutes, rustling could be heard from the other side of the closed door. Then, finally:

"Okay, come on in."

Upon entering, Jamie would find an open gift box tossed to the side, wrapping paper and all, and his girlfriend sat on the bed with her legs crossed, dressed in a jacket, mittens, a scarf, and a knitted cap, all in red, patterned with little white cartoon bombs.

Dressed ONLY in those.

"Merry Christmas, hun."

[iigniiferroque-a]

Happy crusty 355 years to this old fuck

[unrxlypirxte-archive]

"" ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ !

ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ !

ɴᴀɪʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ,

ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ ℝ𝔼𝔹𝕆ℝℕ !!! ""

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[thelovethieves]

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

[bellhasabat]

god bless the kringlefucker

[gallusrostromegalus]

I cannot belive i follow like 23 homestucks and it’s taken me until december 15th for this thing to appear on my dash.  Are you guys okay?

[gallusrostromegalus]

CHRISTMAS GODDAMN ADAM AND THERE HAS BEEN NO KRINGLEFUCKER TO BE HAD.  WHAT A TURD SANDWICH OF A YEAR THIS HAS BEEN.

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[iigniiferroque-a]

Tell you what, time to make things better around here. Pardon my dust!

[sugarsubfairy-deactivated202409]

you can be a little violent with me. as a treat.

[iigniiferroque-a]

oh boy I sure love feeling like I’m constantly running on fumes and not even have the energy to sit down and do things I love, much less things I’m actually supposed to do. it’s amazing feeling like your entire life is a chore (((((((:

[quietsphere]

[iigniiferroque-a]

Which Undertale song are you?

hopes and dreams

though things may be tough, you’re not one to give up. you carry the burden of the world on your shoulders and you’re willing to get through this on optimism alone