slonk her shit splatoon style

helix │ she/her │ make art of awesome things i am totally normal about

[coldsnapz]

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[kuruk]

I'm glad more people are talking openly about killing as many people as you possibly can. A lot of people are usually too embarrassed to even mention that they kill people. Idk it's just nice to see people actually do something to break the stigma around killing large amounts of people in one fell swoop

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[bobdylanyaoi]

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[69shrimp]

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

[mikufanclub]

girls can be chained to radiators too

[miquellakind]

* raises cuteness power when poisoning or rot occurs in the vicinity.

[m3s-txt]

disappointing that in applebees the only thing to eat are people

[princessdraconic]

im already hanging by a thread microsoft weather alert widget

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[insecuregodcomplex]

[lesbianboyfriend]

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[greenlabcoat]

your lab coat is probably some boring color like white. zero swag. youre nothing