“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”
yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country.
taehyung: -rapping-
yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion
namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi.
yoongi: is it cash
yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.
jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old??
yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old
jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans?
yoongi: a word
jhope: a little more than that
yoongi: two words
[picking someone for punishment]
“I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”
Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018
jin: I want to throw my old pictures away
namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away
yoongi: I want to throw myself away
yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:
you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag
jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold.
female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.
“Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”
taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online
yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.
yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip
yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks
jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal????
yoongi: I’m a surrealist.
taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good
yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR?
yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor)
“You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.”
[when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno]
yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards-
yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one”
-card is colored-
bts: -incredulous yelling-
jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion
yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon!
2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.
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