so for anyone that actually follows me, sorry, I’ve been off a lot, I know, until summer I probably wont be post a whole lot

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
will byers stan first human second
Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz

Love Begins

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty

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so for anyone that actually follows me, sorry, I’ve been off a lot, I know, until summer I probably wont be post a whole lot
If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean
BLOW THIS SHIT UP
Capitalism might’ve been a mistake
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
bless this post
Tickle Story/Drabble Prompts!
Welp- Been in a writing mood recently- and we have a… feeeew scenarios in mind!! ((THIS IS ALL TICKLE BASED AND SFW)) **Send in a pairing and if it’s platonic or a relationship! Send in one, or at most, 2 prompts for each piece**
1. “I can’t believe I just did that.”
2. “Don’t make me come get you.”
3. “You have 5 seconds to run.”
4. “You’re ticklish THERE!?” (Yes- @thetickleeraven X3)
5. “Keep your eyes open.”
6. “Stay still!”
7. “Tell that to the tickle monster!”
8. “I’ll stop when you stop laughing!”
9. “What did you just say to me?”
10. “No! Not there! Anywhere but there!!”
11. “…I didn’t say to stop.”
12. “I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life…”
13. “NO REGRETS!”
14. “But it’s such a lovely word! Tickle tickle tickle!”
15. “You lose, I tickle you. Deal?”
16. “Are you scared?”
17. “Come cuddle!!”
18. “Please? Pretty Please??”
19. “Liar liar pants on fire!”
20. “How long will this take?”
21. “I can’t last that long! Are you crazy?!”
22. “Was that a giggle?”
23. “I want you to laugh for me.~”
24. “I’ve never met someone as ticklish as you.”
25. “Don’t say that! It’s embarrassing!”
26. “What’s with that look?”
27. “I still love you.”
28. “Good luck with that.”
29. “I know something sweeter than cookies.”
30. “Not fair! Rematch!”
Okay, I’m not in a lee mood, but can someone just like...cuddle me?
wait before i go does anyone have the photoset of the frog that looks like this
this one?
@toadallytickles
honestly one of my favourite photos and now it has art oh my gosh~
Tickle me as a punishment, tickle me as a reward, tickle me to cheer me up, tickle me because I’m being a little shit, tickle me because I had a bad day, tickle me because you like seeing me happy, tickle me because you want to hear my laugh, tickle me because you like making others happy, tickle me because you think I’ve been too stressed lately, tickle me because you think I need to relax and be happy, tickle me because you know I want you to but I won’t ask you to, tickle me because of how blushy I will get, tickle me because of the different types of laughter you can get out of me, tickle me if I had a bad dream, tickle me because someone put me down and you want to let me know I’m loved, tickle me to make me feel safe, tickle me because you want to let me know that you won’t let anything hurt me when I’m with you, tickle me because you want me to love myself, tickle me because you know that I would be happy if you did, tickle me because you want to cuddle and see me smile, tickle me because I’m being grumpy, tickle me because I won’t listen to you, tickle me because I accidentally lifted my arms too high above my head to reach something, tickle me because we both know I’m powerless to stop you, tickle me because I haven’t been acting myself lately, tickle me because I’m being too quiet, tickle me if I’m being too loud, tickle me if I won’t laugh at your joke, tickle me because it would make us both happy. Any reason is a good one even if you may think it seems silly.
Can I just say. Teases are deadly and m e a n.
Especially when people say “tickle tickle tickle !” Or say “Oooh, does that tickle ?~”
I also love it when people say “Does it tickle here? Or here?” And they just. Tickle you all over. They could be on your tummy, scratching and wiggling away, then suddenly switch to your thighs then back to your ribs and then back to your hips-
And you’re a mess because you’re ticklish in every. Little. Place.
That’s some good stuff.
can we talk about how unfair it is to have a ler that isn’t ticklish though?
Hey, just a lil reminder
You’re valid, my dude
outfit for my niece’s preschool graduation
@i-am-a-fish what are you doing in there?
I’m going with them to their niece’s preschool graduation
HAVE A GOOD DAY OR ELSE!!!!! HECK YEAH! IT’S A THREAT
bitch, don’t tell me what to do
I posted earlier in one of my question threads about my favorite position I’ve ever been tied in - This is it.
oh my god, I would die
coffee date
OTP Prompt of the Day:
Person C: How are you and B?
Person A: Oh. We’re no longer dating. B’s my ex-lover now.
Person B: I told you to stop saying that shit!
Person B: *clears throat* Hi, I’m A’s spouse.
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
THERE’S ART NOW???!?
This is the real Justice League
Behold, the cutest thing to do to a shy Lee!
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-Ler is tickling Lee-
Lee: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH! NOHO! PLEASE STOP!
Ler: Oh, okay!
-Ler stops tickling-Lee looks up at Ler, confused-
Lee: ....w-what?
Ler: You said stop, so I stopped.
Lee: ..........b..b-but........
Ler: But what? I'm not gonna give any tickles to someone who doesn't want them. We can just sit around, relax, and have a tickle free night. No tickles..at all..anymore.
-Ler smirks-Lee sits there, looking sad-
Lee: U-Uh...um......can you, um...
-Lee blushes bright red.-
Ler: Hm? What was that?
Lee: Can..you, uh... um.... more tickles, p-please?
Ler: Haha aww, all you had to do was ask!
-Ler goes back to tickling Lee-