[sketchshark]

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. 

[thebrightlightsofamerica-blog]

This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen

[mothurs]

i have no idea what she’s saying but #mood

[pompkinsoups]

“Your bra strap is showing” “Really?”

[startrekdeepspacenine]

you gotta be dunkin my donuts

[macotaco111111111111111111]

you gotta be huttin my pizza

[startrekdeepspacenine]

you gotta be mackin my donalds, man

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

youre really innin’ my outs here, buddy. youre fivein my guys.

[necrofuturism]

ya whitin my castle. ya dairyin my queen. ya steakin my shake.

[wildshapedruid]

But are you belling my taco

[percyderoloiii]

you’re expressing my panda

[tk-tako]

you’re starring my bucks here bud

[tubegayarmy]

u rly krispin my kremes my dude

[sharkiethedork]

You’re really carling my junior here bucko

[dykeike]

wendys

[declarais]

[selenabird]

This kid looks like he gives the best hugs.

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[thewendybird]

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

[rembrandtswife]

[basilcraft-deactivated20210223]

Mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”

“Ehh I finally colored it but idk I’ll probably delete it later”

[winefmblog]

My country is destroyed

Dear followers, I’m from Ecuador, and we just have had on Saturday a major earthquake that measured 7,9. The coast is the most affected region of my country, we are not completely ready for situations like this, is hard to see how many people have died and so many are trapped and there are almost 2000 people injured. It’s difficult to find a way to keep working normally in the cities that haven’t been that affected, so that’s why and if you really can, try to go to Ecuador’s embassy in your country and ask how can you help, we need water, food and medicine as priority.

Thank you so much.

I’ll return writing probably in a week, I’m trying to help with what I can.

Norelia

[king-crimson]

these articles have helpful links with ways to help: 

http://mashable.com/2016/04/18/ecuador-earthquake-how-to-help/#s4ldeDl13Zq5

http://www.bustle.com/articles/155170-how-to-help-the-ecuador-earthquake-victims-recover-from-the-disastrous-tragedy

other places to donate: 

https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/ecuador-earthquake-emergency-relief–2

https://www.gofundme.com/hqzjghm4

https://www.youcaring.com/those-affected-in-the-community-of-canoa-ecuador-556765

even if you can’t donate maybe someone can, please please reblog to spread awareness  

we’re barely getting media coverage

[hulu]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ryuko-archive]

when will i be someone’s cinnamon roll

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

Sign me the fuck up

[svinto]

[svinto]

i had to throw that plant away

r.i.p

[the-hall-of-fashion]

[micdotcom]

Bernie Sanders teaches Ted Cruz and Donald Trump what New York values really are.

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[toxizzity-archive]

@karlika

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

Definitely unmute this, and don’t drink anything while watching. I almost spit out my iced coffee…

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

[dangeroustrashpaper]

Canada too?

[proteusolm]

holy fuck yeah, canada too. actually, especially canada. do you have any idea what we have done/are currently doing to our aboriginal people?