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no this blog is still dead I’m just asking this out loud

Iji Repainted is finished and available to play.

It's true.

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What happened to this blog? We still haven't got the Last Confession out, and finally what happened to Iji Repainted?

College. That’s the answer to both questions

What about fruit ladders? Wait. If we scretch...Is it ONIONS??!! I know people who eat them for breakfast, and we all know the power of onions and their layers!!!

It’s not Shrek. Our enemy is about as fat as him, though.

#anonymous

Salt? Ladders? No, really. It MUST be the last one due to the Metal Gear Asha 3 Blit Eater confession...

Ladders aren’t a breakfast food, you friccin moron.

#beans aren't a breakfast food either #anonymous

When will confession pics come back? It's difficult for quite a few of them to be worth writing when there's no pics :( Asl, did the threat involve pancakes?

No. However, it might involve a different usually-breakfast food, though.

#anonymous

The threat was Michael Jordan, right?!

Not quite. Michael Jordan’s still a hero in this timeline for helping the Looney Tunes win the Space Jam.

#anonymous

I found something terrible: There's no Space Jam remixes of the Iji OST!!!

That’s honestly a shame, but I can’t correct this because I am awful at mashups. :(

#anonymous

Asha Engages the Shadow Mike Matei Motherfucker while Iji becomes Joker, Iosa becomes a politician, Dan ascends and becomes a Rap God. Vateilika ands up getting shipped with Horsegun Punchesbullets, Krotera shoves more calzones up his ass, and Proxima becomes the IKEA final boss.

Unfortunately, they all left themselves open for another threat to completely ruin all of their lives, a threat that I’m not at liberty to mention.

#anonymous

Naah, it's just that Asha actually had to fight Shadow Mike Matei...Who is Inspector Gadget...This means the following: Asha: ENGAGE THE SHADOW MIKE MATEI MOTHERFUCKER.

Inspector Gadget has a robotic implant in his brain that allows him to perform 12 quadrillion calculations per second.

Asha teleported himself into a wall and pulped his arm.

I think it’s easy to tell who wins this match.

#oh look a free ipad #anonymous

Then, what will Asha have to do in order for his fight with Mike Matei to have been worthwhile?

He’ll have to find some other way of gratification. A less sexual way. Perhaps by assisting an enemy turned ally in their time of need?...

#anonymous

Will Asha finally get to fuck?

No. That’s illegal.

#anonymous

This blog's certainly been on a hiatus, huh? Maybe when college stops being a pitchfork up my ass I'll make actual content again.

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