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[deuvaodechinita]

Darren Criss | ACS: The Assassination of Gianni Versace

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[ahtonystark-archive]

The Greatest Showman + Songs

[followwhereshegoes]

christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines

[ijustreblogshitilike]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[ruinedchildhood]

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

april fools im dead inside

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[emptyg1rl]

me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Friend at the club: Don’t fucking text him

Me, drunk, having already pressed send:

[twitterlols]

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[teenscoolest]

[juno-infernal]

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

[tiredbtw]

ah yes, my train of thought, or as i like to call it, the Anxiety Express

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve