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Most gods throw dice, but fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along

[ikasiit-blog-blog]

“I’m thirty two. I’m old enough to have kids. Kids. More than one. Waking me up at this time of the night is not acceptable. Unless you are dying. Are you dying?”

[ikasiit-blog-blog]

“I’m so sorry. Like, seriously. I was gonna watch one episode and then five hours latter— Well, sorry. I promise I’ll call next time.”