*Kepler the IKEA Alien*

🩷🤍💜🖤💙any pronouns! 🩷💛💙 LOYAL TO MY POOKIES 🤺 Idk I feel lonely a lot for some reason 😋😋

[ikeaalien123]

welcome to my sigma account :3

open dis for shtuff abt meh

about me :3

You can call me Kepler/Kep/LoafCat/Loaf :3

any pronouns, I don’t mind :D

genderfluid + pan

I AM A MINORRRRR (13-16)

DNI ✨

P3dos/z00s/r@pists (get your bitchass tf out of here)/overall (nasty ass) creeps??!!

Homophobes/Transphobes

Racists

Therian/Furry/etc haters

if you’re like. 20-25+ yrs old

stuff I like ✨✨

dandy’s world (Roblox) (I dont ship any of the characters)

Conclave 🥰

The Hunger Games 🥰🥰

Regretavator (Roblox)

IKEA

ALIENSSSS!!!!!!

Cats! Most animals in general :3

TAXIDERMY

Taekwondo

MY POOKIES :D

extra! :D

I try my best to TW some of my complaining/vent posts, although I probably won’t have many. If I forget to TW something, pls lmk so I can edit the post, Ty <3

feel free to ask me anything! Except for like. Obvious things that would make someone uncomfortable. S3xual stuff, personal info, etc. I DONT DONATE SO DONT ASK OR YOU WILL BE B-B-B-BLOCKED!! Id also rather not be asked abt political stuff. I can’t vote yet, so I don’t necessarily have any strong opinions.

this is a safe place for everyone! The gays, furries, all religions, all political views, as long as you are respectful, youre welcomed here!

also pookies if anyone needs to vent, I am ALWAYS ALWAYS HERE!! I don’t care if I don’t know you, I don’t care what the problem is, I don’t care if it’s day or night, if you need to talk to me about something I will always listen and do my best to help!

thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, have a good day/night/month/year/life! <3333

[ikeaalien123]

how are you today? hope you had a good day

I’m doing well, ty! Hbu??

[thememedaddy]

[ikeaalien123]

@your-local-caffeinated-gremlin I give you permission to say “I swear on my dead friend” and tell a lie

[ikeaalien123]

how are you today my goober? :3

I’m doing pretty well, hbu fellow goober? :3

[ikeaalien123]

i sank out of your basement, yey

yippee! :D

[ikeaalien123]

*noms your ankle*

om nom nom

*sinks into the floor*

*gets stuck in your basement*

AGHHHH NOT MY ANKLES

*watches you sink into the basement*

oh- um- that’s uh- lovely 😭

[ikeaalien123]

whom'st't've do you think it is?

either Xena (@your-local-caffeinated-gremlin) or you (mostly cuz you two are the main ppl who interact with me lol)

[ikeaalien123]

Hey, are you alright? You haven't been online at all today (well, except this morning, but that was almost 7 hours ago, I believe)

ehhh so-so, sorta js nervous n stuff

I’ve been busy too, I went rock climbing earlier this afternoon n had my class to do and stuff

thanks for checking on me little anon :3

[ikeaalien123]

what happeneded?

ehhh nothing in particular just a bunch of small things building up ig

[ikeaalien123]

bouta crash out 💕💗💖💞💓🌸💐🌺💘💝🌷🎀💄🦄✨🥰😘😍

[ikeaalien123]

car for yewww

KIBBY

OMGS I LOVE THE KIBBY

HAND OVER ALL POSSESSIONS TO KIBBY

[mariorat-the-aroace]

loved the kibby so much you forgot to nom me back

[ikeaalien123]

oh wait that’s right

*nom* >:3

[ikeaalien123]

car for yewww

KIBBY

OMGS I LOVE THE KIBBY

HAND OVER ALL POSSESSIONS TO KIBBY

[ikeaalien123]

*scuttle scuttle*

*states at you*

You already know why I'm here, Director Kepler.

GULP

I-I DONT 😰😰😰

LIKE I SAID YOURE AN UNPREDICTABLE GREMLIN 😭😭 (and I’m a tad bit slow)

[your-local-stranger-gremlin]

...You were given unauthorized access to the unedited file. (/hj)

Anyways. *throws another Sarcastic Fringehead at you*

*scuttles away*

[ikeaalien123]

AAGGGHHHH FRINGHEAD 😨😨😨😨

*gets slapped by fishy* *collapses*

[ikeaalien123]

*scuttle scuttle*

*states at you*

You already know why I'm here, Director Kepler.

GULP

I-I DONT 😰😰😰

LIKE I SAID YOURE AN UNPREDICTABLE GREMLIN 😭😭 (and I’m a tad bit slow)

[werewolfadmirer]

PICREW TAG GAME!!!

use this picrew maker, and tag your moots!

Me!! It looks quite close to me in irl :3

no pressure tags!:

@whatonearthisgoingon @mrecury42 @mochamoony @yes-ofc-i-bite @acelovesremuslupin @notthesodaa @theheightsarewuthering

[asteroid-fruitcup]

:]

@windowtoluxus @tiny-creaturr @0riginal-catb4rk @thechos3n1 /nf. i’m a little lazy rn so not tagging everyone but anyone can join !

[tiny-creaturr]

woah wait a picrew of me with.. NO GREEN??? GASPE!!!! SUCH A PREPOSTEROUS ACT!!! anygayz

@irasketchbookssideblogs @lunaastridofficial @abscshshhd Open tagglez!!!!

[irasketchbooksreblog]

gasp, first time seeing Arin without green, woahh//SILLY!! Anygayzz😋😋

@axeyzn @aieroartstudios !!

[aieroartstudios-deactivated2026]

OH TYSM FOR THE TAG! I love picrew tag games so much

Here’s mine tried to make it as ACCURATE to how I look as possible heheh. I actually do look like this 💔I should draw myself more accurately 🥀🥀🥀

AGAIN TYSM FOR THE TAG!

Open tags cause I don’t wanna bother y’all and it’s late for me

[write-with-will]

Ooooh more tag games :3

I tried to make it as accurate to irl me as possible

I want that shirt now

Uh tagging @xunfix @nossumusstellae and uh idk who else I’m tired so open tag lmao 😭😭

[nossumusstellae]

tagging my moots <3

@trench-foot @your-reluctant-optimist @afantasyoffiction @thebookishkiwi @sodaliteskull

@dyrewrites @corinneglass

tag game additions: @purple-dinosaur17 @wyked-rebellion

[dyrewrites]

Aww, thanks for the tag. This was fun.

I'm leaving mine OPEN, however, as I dunno who to bother anymore.

[soulsartuniverse]

wanted to join in <3

I really like how it came out!! It's me

@the-archivist-14 @jaywalkingermine @nykenima @smolwriter @sm-writes-chaos @ anyone else who wants to join!!

[xaliaver]

iiiiii want to join!! :))

hi!

i’m going to tag…

@grubbzygo0p, @kitab00m101, @silly-boi-adventures, @saltinegam, @rayne143 + anyone else who i forgot (i am so sorry) or who would like to join in :D

[kitab00m101]

thx for the tag!

A mysterious sighting of a non bird related Erin?? Preposterous

@spooky-cryptid-friend @default-f0x

[spooky-cryptid-friend]

lmaoo i look like a fucking nerd (i am)

@blashdafish @not-so-local-lesbian @the-toaster-rat @rins-batcave @sparky4577

[the-toaster-rat-deactivated2025]

real lol. thanks for the tag!

me if my hair was shorter (i’m getting it cut soon hehe >:3)

@stuck-in-a-forest @c0nstantlyscreaming @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @chernobylcatfish09 + anyone else :3

[1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow]

yay! picrew!!

no pressure tags

@fishteeth0 @tamilhobbit @palirmo95 @phallusmagnificus @kupalinka6 @avaparation @anon-trans-poet @hihiimlain @jad0re-g0re @juan1dupree23 @i-draw-things @matilillo @lilithdeathbed @thexie-and-stars @cameronf129t @skittykittybean @st4r-black @candyrocks03 @carasilvaartoffical @agentepurpurina @gabbywolfcocoaeastercakescocoa @xxhoney-biscuitxx @objection-dot-lol @aetea-the-sappho @thesillytransgirlnova @anomymous2 @heartswill-explode @ewoly5 @aled4laide @rayne143 @quinnepic-woah @stuck-in-a-forest @mast3rsw0rd @weirdo-with-a-potato @bastard-number-5 @adhd3m0n91 @lxcky-ch4rms @raeprise @rosedragon28  @demigod-jack-hearth @5unm0th @deadskincelisonyourpillow

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Hehe :3

open tags

[blaxolt]

also open tags

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

woahg pretty girl :0

[elliot-the-arthole]

WASNT TAGGED BUT STILL!!

@random-weirdo @ryanwy1825114 @biggirlscantcry @ikeaalien123

[ikeaalien123]

@your-local-caffeinated-gremlin @ieatpeninklols @mariorat‼️‼️

[ikeaalien123]

*noms you*

lots of love<3 /p

*sinks into the floor*

NOOOO, MARIORAT COME BACK

*falls to knees where you sank into the floor*

I HAVE TO NOM YOU BACK 💔💔💔

[ikeaalien123]

✨️sarcastic fringehead✨️

*throws it at you*

*scuttles away*

oh

he’s um

he’s a lil handsome boi :3

*catches him and gives him head pats*