Kit@B00M101

Call me Deryn- (he/xey) Transmasc plural alterhuman CHRONICALLY Online. I am c!grian incarnate, and heavily kin macaws I like to ramble about my favorite fandoms, headcanons, ships, and obsessions. Sometimes I post my art and writing projects :) (Credit to imonaskypecallmom for my pfp) << false rn, currently it's eydilily!

[kitab00m101]

✨️Intro Post✨️

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Hi! I'm Deryn, and I use He/him, Xey/Xem, feath/feather and Eye/Eyes pronouns :]

We are a system called the Caverns, consisting of a lot of introjects and fictives. Please be respectful :> We all post on here but this blog is mostly Deryn's.

(for pronouns of headmates, ask them directly <3)

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🦇🩸💉 @the-trustbites-guy WE ARE THE TRUSTBITES GUY AND THE FLOWER RANCHERS WRITER @the-flower-ranchers 🔥💛💎

I'm a c!Grian fictionkin, and @kitab00mthepeskytrashmayobird is where I ramble about my alterhumanity and kins! @owenj-ofoakhurst is my headmate's blog that I occasionally fanboy on X] and @thebitchherself-hephestus Is Tye-Dye's personal blog.

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All the tags I use on this blog:

#Kitavents (vent tag, accompanied by necessary trigger warnings)

#Hope 101 (stuff that give me a little boost to get through the week <3)

#Darry chatters (just me talking for the sake of talking lol)

#Kita is being gay af (Thirsting/yearning/kink tag)

#Nesting-bright (Egg/broody bird related stuff, sometimes a kink thing sometimes an alterhuman thing, flip a coin)

#Cavernfolk (System/headmate stuff)

Quick link (mostly for myself) to all of my vocal mimics and such

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Here's a list of all the fandoms I'm in!

❤️💛💚Life Series/Traffic SMP

🟩🟫Hermitcraft

🦇🧛‍♂️ Vampires SMP

Project Hail Mary 💫🪨

Iron Lung 🩸🩸🩸🩸

🩺🚔House M.D

SFAWTDE 🪶💚

🏛🚫Parkour Civilization

🌩✨️Popcross studios

⛵️🫶Epic the Musical

🔮🦉The Owl House

🔥💎Wings of Fire

⚙️Arcane

💙Bluey

📕⚠️Gravity Falls

🎭🎪 The Amazing Digital Circus

🐈‍⬛️🐈 Warriors

👻🥧Supernatural

😈Helluvaboss

🎨🎭Many many webtoons

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My darling moots!

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy @bumbylbee @spooky-cryptid-friend @frostfae-thesoulcrow @probably-mae @chaosalotl @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @pinkparrotwrites @bucket-of-axilotl @blizzardtheartisticfox @mixigrave

And last but FAR from least, my flock <3 <3 <3

@iobsesswaytoomuch1 @xaliaver @mars2moons @ianyourattic @opal-and-pumpkin @default-f0x @miss-twisted @astressedlittlejaybird @tabbykai

[antarctic-snow-golem]

"starbells vs lavendermoon" have you considered that they all have two hands? We can all win here with this one thing that starts with p and ends with olyamory

[ajga-artz]

This horrid family, which I adore. Happy Sunday!

[kitab00m101]

I made it through the school year :3

[kitab00m101]

My headmate and I are dating the same person and it's so funny how DIFFERENTLY we yearn

I text. I compliment. I scream in his dms and think about him with a stupid grin on my face and akzjsjsnajks.

Owen doesn't. Owen stares at photos. He yearns quietly. He plans his next interaction with him.

And then he starts daydreaming/writing homoerotic enemies who hate eachother fics about his source and the ship he relates to our boyfriend.

And we yearn at the SAME VELOCITY.

I think about kissing him and then I cry /pos.

Owen thinks about snuggling with him and proceeds to write lonevamps gore porn.

[graves-yard]

I messed up the scale a bit but I'm making pride buttons for my friends

You are going to have to VERBALLY EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE if they ask

You are gonna HAVE TO tell them about my blog and that fucking stupid comic.

Do you realize the amount of explaining GAY SIMON would be

[graves-yard]

Are you really siblings if you don’t treat your sibling’s “partner” like this

[vamplire]

i enjoy the gay vampire character in that gay vampire show about gay vampires being gay

[creativepromptsforwriting]

the vibiest masterposts

the most romantic masterpost (over 100 prompt lists + advice)

the fluffiest masterpost (over 20 prompt lists)

the most hurt/comfort masterpost (over 10 prompt lists)

the angstiest masterpost (over 40 prompt lists)

the angriest masterpost (over 5 prompt lists + advice)

the happiest masterpost (over 5 prompt lists + advice)

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[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[gt-wierdo]

Intersex fairies with wings like this

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[menacingmushroom99]

no i’m not obsessed with that character because of romantic or sexual attraction. I am obsessed because they’re my little silly. my best friend. my pal.

[house-of-ragebaiters]

I don't have a funny capition to this, but you know he would (in both meaning of that word.........)

[imastoryteller]

20 Ways to Show Extreme Fear in Your Writing

As I dive into researching signs of fear for my horror WIP, I wanted to share some of the most compelling and visceral reactions I’ve come across. Whether you’re writing a chilling scene or crafting a character’s panic, these 20 signs of fear can help bring tension and realism to your story.

Physical Reactions

Hyperventilating — sucking in air but never feeling like it’s enough

Chest tightens — feels like a weight or hands pressing down

Limbs shaking violently, knees buckling

Complete loss of muscle control — collapsing or unable to stand

Cold sweat soaking through clothes

Heart hammering so hard they feel it in their throat or head

Tunnel vision — the world narrowing down to one terrifying focal point

Ringing in the ears or sudden deafness, like the world drops away

Dizziness / feeling faint / vision blurring

Dry mouth — unable to speak or even scream

Uncontrollable Behavior

Screaming / sobbing / gasping — involuntary vocal outbursts

Panic run — bolting without thinking, tripping over everything

Clawing at their own skin / chest / throat — like trying to escape their body

Begging / pleading out loud even if no one’s there

Repeating words or phrases — “No, no, no” / “This isn’t happening”

Hiding instinctively — diving under tables, closets, or corners

Desperate grabbing — reaching for someone, anything solid

Loss of bladder or bowel control (for extreme terror)

Total mental shutdown — frozen, slack-jawed, staring blankly

Memory blackout — later can’t recall what happened during the worst moment

[azzurina]

Disdainful Dialogue Prompts!! #3

⟢ "You're a waste of a perfectly good conversation."

⟢ "I'd explain it, but I don't have that kind of time."

⟢ "The audacity of your mediocrity never ceases to amaze me."

⟢ "You really think you belong here?"

⟢ "I've seen better attempts from children."

⟢ "Please, do us all a favor and be quiet."

⟢ "You're the reason I lose faith in people."

⟢ "Don't flatter yourself into thinking I noticed."

⟢ "Your effort is insulting."

⟢ "I've tolerated you long enough."

⟢ "You're a footnote at best."

⟢ "How refreshing, you've managed to be wrong again."

⟢ "I don't argue with people beneath my level."

⟢ "You're the kind of person others warn you about."

⟢ "Don't make me repeat myself to someone like you."

⟢ "Your ignorance is almost impressive."

⟢ "I'd lower my standards, but you'd still fall short."

⟢ "You're proof that not everyone deserves a second chance."

⟢ "I've given up expecting anything from you."

⟢ "You really don't see how little you matter, do you?"

⟢ "Take your incompetence somewhere else."

⟢ "I've been more moved by paint drying."

⟢ "You're lucky indifference is all I feel."

[anduin-vibes]

[promptcalender]

'Parents of an infant that just became a toddler' Dialogue

“Did… Did she just roll over on her own?”      “Oh my god, we have to get started saving for college, she is basically an adult.”

“Did you move the remote?”      “No.”      “…Then why is it in the laundry basket?”      “Ask your son.”

“… It's too quiet.”      “You just had to say it, didn't you?”

“He just said ‘da’ again.”      “That basically counts as ‘dada,’ right?”      “He was looking at the dog.”      “…The dog doesn’t get to win this.”

“Your daughter won't let go of the spoon.”      “Oh, so when she is trouble she is my daughter and when old grannies pinch her cheek she is your angel?”      “You and her are equally possessive over food, so yes. Your daughter.”

“Look at him go! Crawling like he's on a damn mission!”      “A mission to where?”      “Danger. Always danger.”

“She just said no.”      “No?”      “No.”      “We've just entered the stubborn era, haven't we?”

“Why are we whispering?”      “So he doesn't find us and come running.”      “We are living in fear in our own home.”

[Prompt Calender: May 2nd, Baby Day]