LOL go get raptured cringe ass

kai ⋆ 20↑ ⋆ she/her + he/him

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[pjackk]

Can i see that slimey pussy or am i not allowed cuz im gay muthafuckahh

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[aniconist]

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[pitjob-deactivated20240513]

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

[jetix]

2026-02-06

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[muttsandmustelidae]

i have nothing against companion mixes but PLEASE don’t call them that 😭😭

[antigeneticsociety]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less