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little miss struggles to talk would like to react your discord messages....

quora please stop emailing me

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

shoving all of my touhou figurines into a food processor and adding the plastic slop to my dad's meals so he can become more like a touhou character

amazoogle

dude in the Walmart parking lot traded me some alien weaponry he found for half a xan. i believe it does some kinda gravity field manipulation. makes pumpkins explode like craaazy

amazoogle

if i met aliens the first thing i'd do is probly try to show them some math. like the pythagorean theorum. 3 4 5 triangle. try to express pi or e in some way. universal language and all that. and they'd probly be like "broooo lame lets smoke some of your version of weed" and id be like "ok true"

stupidestasshole

maybe one day my milkfly flower with blossom

evilvillain123456789

AMAZING NEWS ALL, my brother has divorced his wife and started his career posting drawings of himself turning into a pool toy. ANd in the drawings, hes presenting and gaping-- as the pool toy!

cognitohazardous

my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.