Katamari's Dark Coke Blue

Lucy // 29 // she/her // trans lesbian // minors dni

[stupidestasshole]

maybe one day my milkfly flower with blossom

[evilvillain123456789]

AMAZING NEWS ALL, my brother has divorced his wife and started his career posting drawings of himself turning into a pool toy. ANd in the drawings, hes presenting and gaping-- as the pool toy!

[cognitohazardous]

my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[omegaversereloaded]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[girlballs]

Tgirl nude beach world really does need to exist...

[factbot]

squirrel can smell bread from 87 miles away

[mars-gallavanger]

an illustration if it was dear and recognized

[evildilf2]

Steve Albini falling for a Joe Mama joke

[0xeyedaisy]

Remembered Sink Dog and wanted to draw her 🧼

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[oceantoyz]

:|

[amazoogle]

jigsaw trap glitches out midway through & he has to come in with a bunch of tools and reset the whole thing. "sorry about that, should be good now"

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

the official dem response to having to pay war reparations

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

⚠️ !!! soooo blue jeans are basically a specific type of pants that you can wear whrn you have clothes on.

👖you picked up 1 blue jeans

💰the blue jeans had dollars in it! score!

🦷 your tooth starts feeling weird.

what will you do now?

>put on blue jea|

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