the first one

PONG IS THE ONLY GOOD GAME. STOP PLAYING YOUR FORTNITE OR WHATEVER.

[cavernclaw]

pan objectum king

[ikertwo]

// oh hey i wonder who this is

[ikertwo]

Irene hates babies?

...Maybe? It might just be the triangle.

[iris-three]

"One of my followers" is currently in the chamber still. Such sorrows but at least hes alive

[ikertwo]

Iris can you help me explode this jail cell, to save that 'oomf' of yours.

[admin-t-irenetwo]

Here he comes! Your favorite! I will be letting him write a message for you lot using the voice-to-speech function.

- 🔹

[admin-t-irenetwo]

Hey guys it’s me it’s really fucking bright in here my eyes hurt so bad and my ears keep ringing there was an instance earlier today where there was there was weird bumps against my door and I am losing it hyphen dash mechanical arm emoji

[ikertwo]

Don't worry boy I'm coming with landmines. They will hopefully only blow up one of the walls.

[admin-t-irenetwo]

My wiife and I are going to go to the confinement chambers and throw sticks at Daniel’s door. This will make him think that he is going insane.

- 🔹

[ikertwo]

That wife of yours needs to apologise to Pong for calling her 'outdated'

[irvingthree]

Can you describe your opps in the shittyiest way possible it would be funnnys

Yeah, sure.

Furry teen who was the true magnum opus

Granny's boy

Goth elf who keeps breaking shit

That Old Man who i don't have any direct beef with but I'm sure he's not fond of me

Green motherfucker

Mute waste of my time

That Old Man That I Hate

That Old Man That I Hate (mushroom edition)

[ikertwo]

Sounds gross

Nodding. He is gross.

[triangley-two]

:/

[ikertwo]

It's an actual fact! Everyone felt sick seeing your X-ray! You're just a freak... er. How do I use those tone taggies? /Not derogatory

[triangley-two]

......Why was everyone looking at my X-ray in the first place???

[ikertwo]

It was during on of your hospital visits. I wasn't there but I heard all the doctors ran over to look at it.

[ikertwo]

Sounds gross

Nodding. He is gross.

[triangley-two]

:/

[ikertwo]

It's an actual fact! Everyone felt sick seeing your X-ray! You're just a freak... er. How do I use those tone taggies? /Not derogatory

[ikertwo]

Sounds gross

Nodding. He is gross.

[ikertwo]

Gunked up with what?? His gloop??

I dunno, death?

[ikertwo]

Why he so survivious

Why are you asking me? I didn't make the thing, maybe his code's all gunked up.

[ikertwo]

Why did she want him dead so bad

She's desperate for validation and hates all possible rivals, that girl will go far for a promotion.

[ikertwo]

Who was the weirdest baby

The triangle... although, that might've just been the situations around the baby. Like Irene feeding him poison to kill him, or Irene trying to chute him down the laundry to kill him, or Irene trying to get him lost...

It was mostly Irene, although I remember the baby yelling "K.O" in the middle of the night and making me fall over.

[ittymew]

I wonder if I was that strange as a baby ...

[ikertwo]

I don’t think so. You tried to climb on top of Pong and cried every time a cucumber was near you.

[ikertwo]

[iris-three]

Gotta send a group email that says "Isaac died and now Ms. Gooetia is coming back". Truly a day

[ikertwo]

FUCK. WHO AM I GOING TO PRAY WITH ON SUNDAYS NOW?

[inlove-two]

opinion on the old man and his arcade cabinet wife

boring as always. at least it was fun to watch him crumble at the thought of being loomed over by her so

[ikertwo]

Love isn't for your entertainment kid, maybe you if realised that you'd find it yourself instead of dramatizing everything!

[inlove-two]

>:^ you literally love entertainment dimwit buzz off

[ikertwo]

She's not entertainment she is a PERSON!! She has a ID and everything!

[inlove-two]

? CAN SHE NOT BE BOTH, IKER? CAN SHE NOT BE AN ENTERTAINER? IS HER GAME NOT ENTERTAINING?

[ikertwo]

She’s retired. Her game is for my eyes only. 😒

[inlove-two]

are you saying ur wife doesnt entertain you and/or are you saying the people who played her game while she was an entertainer weren't entertained ,':^ kinda rude

[ikertwo]

????IM NOT.