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[incorrectikemenrevolution]

i didnt get a screenshot but the game describes jonah’s hair as “pale blue”

we have our answer.

jonah is not a member of the hot people with white hair club 😔

[pianoperson]

They . They what

[ikev-mpire]

wait cuz i thought it was silver....

[bespectacledbun]

ikepri fandom don’t let this flop 😩

[ikev-mpire]

my writing urge is fleeting these days. here and gone and here and gone again! pray she comes back soon

[ikev-mpire]

Hmm welcome back firstly!!! Hmm 🤔 do you wanna try a soulmate au with our lovely yellow man who can't tie a tie? I'm just looking forward to any of your writings to be honest! ^_^

me when i get on and skip requests i already have because,,,,,,, I CANT RESISTTTTTT my yellow man <3333

[ikev-mpire]

guys random but ive been building a gaming chair all morning (im a bad apex streamer 😳) but it came with a MASSAGER for my back which has been hurting SO Bad and im literally just sitting here like omfg its so nice and it was like $109 its insane the steal i got fr

[ikev-mpire]

WHY DID MY DUMB ASSSSSS POST ALL MY REQUESTS AND TAG THEM REQUESTS I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I HAD ANY I NEED THEM LINED UP U CRAZY BITCH HWYYYYYY

edit actually im kinda smart cuz i went back afterwards in and tagged them with a check mark as well when they were done and posted and its quite satisfying tbh

[ikev-mpire]

taking me five ever on ships cuz i feel like im getting repetitive cuz im super tirednsjfjfnf im sorry my loves

[ikev-mpire]

hi, can i get a matchup (ikevamp)? i'm a 5'0 infp-t leo gal w/ dirty blonde hair. friends would describe the current me as warm, friendly, and reliable. i ♡ reading writing drawing music (i play mainly piano + guit) performing--i'm rlly into the arts--n adventures! i also ♡ dolling myself up when going out bc it builds up my confidence and i used to have rlly bad soc anxiety + self-esteem issues (recovering!) bc of this, i'd love for my partner to help me learn to love and accept myself more. ♡

absoluuutely deary! ^-^

I ship you with Vincent! immediately upon meeting i think there would be this like recognition (friendly people always recognize friendly people the moment they open their mouth) between you and it would become a fast friend- him quickly becoming your closest and most trusted friend. Now im not usually much for friends to lovers, but yall would have the FTL trope of the CENTURY i tell u! You would be practically attached at the hip- always hanging out with him and theo or just you and him, roaming the gardens and sitting outside mozart's room to listen to his music, giggling over sketchpads and dancing in the hallway aaaaaaaomgmgghgdj

He's not overtly social himself, but he just wants to see the happiest and freest part of u ALL the time so he would start doing crazier shit just to get you to join in and hear that giggle and omg he would ALWAYS tell you how beautiful you look like literally every day you're serving the breakfast table and he smiles up at you and tells you "you look radiant this morning" or something like that! im trying not to like write a whole love story here (lol OOPS!) but since ive come this far i think yall would have this big angsty moment when the residents try to set u guys up to date bc (gd... stop flirting in front of us and get a room) youve been put on the spot and the both of u just like um oh shit would they want that (?) and freeze and it gets worse bc neither of u are talking so NEITHER OF U TALK cuz ur waiting on the other to say sum yk and omfgg.g... it gets so awkward he just excuses himself to hs room and u run back to urs but later he would come to ur room to talk to u abt it and yea essay over! He would allow u to drag him along on whatever adventure for that cute smile and he'd be really really amazing at making you feel like the most beautiful piece of art hes ever seen and u deserve nothing less so!

[ikev-mpire]

Hi! I just found your blog and I love your writing! Can I ask if you're open for requests?

yes, yes yes, absolutely! feed me!

[ikev-mpire]

may i have a match up for ikesen and ikevam? 🥺 i’m an infp/type 9 enneagram uni student who’s working to get a doctorate in european history. i’m very adaptable, independent minded, patient, and easygoing but i can be kinda bossy. i love going on vacation and to work, cooking, sewing, fantasy, fashion, tea sets, writing research essays, antique shopping, children and animals. i’m very affectionate but can be reserved/aloof. feel free to also use my blog content and bio as a reference. tysm 💕

yes you mayyyy <333333 also your blog is sooooooo cute i love it omg i could never keep up such an organized aesthetic

I ship you with Nobunaga and Jean!

I really want to go in depth on nobu here cuz i think yall will be sooo cute like the perfect opposites attract he's so FOND of u literally immediately hes like yep thats my bitch right there and u may or may not try to escape but lets be real he can be so charming and cute its impossible! He would go out of his way to show his interest in you and absolutely adoreeee bringing you things like cute tea-sets or your favorite meals (sorry if you want to cook, he loves pampering you so much he probably wont allow it often unless its really just for the fun of it- but if you're hungry hes making someone else cook you WHATEVER u want)

Nobunaga really is charmed by bossy/sassy and independent people- he likes a bit of spice/a bit of a challenge on things because it keeps everything around him fun and interesting, and he gets this stupid ego trip anytime he knows he won but ur still telling him he didnt. (secretly he likes to let you win because he still knows hes the best but he likes the look of pride on your face when he does whatever u want.) I can see him taking you all over the shops in the little towns everywhere he goes, allowing you to pick out anything you want (hey its an antique nowadays ur just gettin it early!) and watching as you light up while you build ur little collection of cute things that catch your eye. Whereas u may be just a bit more reserved, he'll always bring out your affectionate side by always encouraging you to cling onto him. He insists u take his arm any time you walk together, likes when you sit in his lap (even in like business meetings and shit but hey- hes the boss so what can anyone say) and does his best to always keep you as near to him as possible (maybe hes just a biiiiit possessive)

[ikev-mpire]

Was curious to see who you would ship me with, if you are still accepting submissions. I have a light skin tone, with grey eyes, medium to dark brunette hair, tall (not sure my exact measurements, would say at least taller than 5’7). I have a hufflepuff personality. Have a love for the romance but equally if not more enjoy sensual moments. Tend to be very introverted (INFJ), but open up and can be playful once I get to know people.

good question good question

don't hate me for this but DEFINITELY leonardo holy- number one yall would be the most STUNNING couple, but the way you describe yourself just sounds like itd align so well with him! i wouldnt call leo introverted, but i also dont see him going super out of his way to talk to every new guest in the mansion (youll always find your way together at some point or another, the mansion isn't that big. anyways, i dont think leonardo really cares too much for appearances, he doesn't seem like the type to have preferences, but darker hair just like omg its such an eye catcher and he loves it. (also youre tall like IS THIS AN ANGEL ON HIS DOORSTEP?!?) he loves a challenge, and a beautiful shy person smiling up at him through an introverted shell? oh thats a challenge he wants to break through- in fact he almost needs it to the point that hes helping you with your work so that you only have to clean his favorite napping rooms and he can lay and pretend to sleep while watching you work, analyzing you to figure out the best way to win your lovely heart over before anyone else tries.

he too loves romance like omfggggg he loves the whole rose petals and candles and cara mia and brushing your hair from your face and making your heart flutter, but cmon, you know he's never gonna turn down some sensual shit like we know leo,,, no explanation needed on that one right there your honor next page!

[ikev-mpire]

Hey if ship request are open I’d like to submit one! I’m a feisty and witty Leo. I like to make the people around me laugh but I’m also quite cynical. i’m incredibly loyal to the people I care about incredibly ruthless to the people that hurt them. I absolutely adore cosplay and drawing. In a relationship I’m not super affectionate or touchy-feely. I’m very blunt about how I feel. I’m honest to a fault and it get me in trouble sometimes. My biggest rule is don’t mess with my loved ones.

for surezies!

i ship you with sebas!! let's be real this dude needs a little humor in his life the man is so stuck up he couldn't get down if he wanted to! he would appreciate the laughs you learned how to draw out of him while also definitely understanding the cynicism, and you would probably click when one of you muttered something cynical under your breath at work and the other was like bro fr! although he would never admit it, being quite the protector himself, anytime you jumped to someone (mainly his) defense his heart would skip a beat and he'd have to fight down a proud smile

and DUDE can we talk abt how that man was a COS-PLAYER like i guaran-T E E IT OKAY! the second u mention cosplay its over fr! nonstop rambling from the both of u and its so cute but all the vamps are like ??? Sebastian (like u) isnt much for touchy feely shit either, he feels perfectly fine and comfortable in your relationship without needing to be all touchy feely to "prove" it. And truthfully, your bluntness mixed with his can cause ummmm a few disagreements, but you both understand one another quite well and once u get over the initial offense of whatever the other said, youll be perfectly fine. he isn't one to avoid apologizing when necessary, even (sometimes) when not, but thats special treatment only for you and nobofy else gets to know about it

[ikev-mpire]

Hi ^^ if you're still open, may i get a matchup? I'm INFP, 5'4 (smol but strong) and I have long brown hair. I like to draw, write and reading, and my friends say I'm literally the mom friend, who is quiet and kind till you get to know me because I can be sarcastic without realizing sometimes. I'm kind of a daydreamer, and really shy and awkward. I don't like noisy places and crowds, I'm kind of a village girl, who likes the nature in general. I also like photography. and sorry for my English

your english is insanely good omg never apologize to me for something like that love!!! literally you speak it better than me 😭❤️

i ship you with vincent!! you both have this warm gentle vibe to you (from what i can tell) that i think would make for a really easygoing and nice relationship! imagine yall sitting in front of a lil easel painting together how cute omg anyways i can see yall spending a lot of time together behind closed doors just doing artsy things and talking about your days. he's quite clingy and wants to spend a lot of time with you, but he's fond of your sarcasm and finds the far off look in your eyes while you're daydreaming to be some of the most beautiful art hes ever seen. he def has a secret stash of paintings just of you (a REAL big one omf are there even clothes in his closet or is it just your face?!) also if ur that strong i dare u to pick him up sometime itll be really funny he'll be so alarmed i dont even think he'll remember how to move like vince.exe has shut down for routine maintenance try again next tuesday.

i don't take vincent to be much for crowds either, but he would love to take inspirational nature walks with his main inspiration (you) and his secondary (the nature) so you can clear your head and feel peace and he can find the next painting he'll do (but he has to hold your hand at all times!)

[ikev-mpire]

my old writing on here is so bad like half of it doesn't even make sense did i even proofread?!?

[ikev-mpire]

Hi there! Could i please request a matchup for ikesen! I am a INFP Aries, athletically built 5'8. Im pretty quiet and reserved but when im with friends and fam im sarcastic, has savage insults, aloof, stubborn, drama queen, kind, funny/goofy, openminded and very forgive and forget. I love reading, gyming, animals, cooking, helping people and spending time with friends and fam. It does take a long time to break through my walls but once u do i will love ya for life no matter what.

youre so polite absolutely you could darling!!

i feel like this one may be a bit obvious, but the first person that totally stood out to me was masamune! i think you guys are really alike in a lot of ways n it totally just ~works~!! number one youre hot (so of course you draw his attention- or i could say,, catch his EYE LOL!!) but GOSH he never would get tired of your banter and lemme telll u it would never end like i know you said it takes a long time to break through your walls but even with that i just know yall would have this perfect instant firework connection as sooon as you met and you would just hit it off immediately and be so comfortable with one another so quickly!! literal goals

literally i dont even know where to start with your hobbies because theyre all SO him as well like yall just seem like the type that could do absolutely everything together and agree on everything and you would just never get tired of one another like all the other warlords couldnt tell if they were annoyed or jealous tbh. i dont even know what y'all would argue abt like tbh i shouldve shipped u with someone else so id have more interesting content but i just really love the relationship dynamic i think you guys would have (and this is coming from an absolute masamune SIMP myself- one whos quite annoyingly possessive of my baes) i think theres so insanely much yall would get along perfectly on and yet also so much you could teach/learn from each other omg i could just go on

[ikev-mpire]

yall tumblr on the phone is weeeiiirrrddddd like i havent been on old tumbly on my phone in a WHILE its hard to navigate

[ikev-mpire]

Ships closing!

I'm closing ships for the time being so i don't immediately wear myself out on them, i think i had somewhere around 60 (?) in here and i do intend to do them all, so im going to close them briefly once i finish the ones that i have and work on writing requests for a bit hehe <3 i'm very sorry to close them immediately, but i appreciate all the ones that have come in regardless!