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I know... I get it... but..

I know… I get it… but..

I know you already know you’re the only one who can help yourself, I don’t need to tell you that. You’re smart, but you’re still trying to figure out how. I get it! Believe me when I say, I understand. But please do hurry it up a little there. You’re getting a bit annoying! Honestly, it just feels like you’ve become a broken record player that got stuck on the same word. You’re the only one…

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[ikeyamamoto]

Wife: I'm hungry.

Me: Oh. I'm not finished cooking yet. You want me to call for room service?

Wife: No. I'll just wait. *sits on the kitchen island*

Me: Here. Have some fruits~

Wife: What fruits do you have?

Me: Mangoes, bananas, berries which do you want?

Wife: I want a banana!

Me: Aryt. *gives her a banana*

Wife: *sniff*

Me: OAO whut happened!??!

Wife: I can't open this banana.. ;~;

Me: you want me to open it for you?

Wife: No. QnQ Hubby! This banana!! It's too beautiful!! QAQ *cries violently*

Me: OmO so.. you don't want to eat it anymore?

Wife: It's too pretty! But I want to! Q3Q I really want a banana Hubby! QnQ What do I do!?!? QAQ *cries louder*

Me: Should I get you a different banana?

Wife: B-but I want this one... QAQ but it's soooh preciioouusss!! ;A;

Me: I'm sure it's fine that you eat it. It'll rot and get ugly after a few days and its life will go to waste. You don't want that, right~

Wife: *nods*

Me: Good. Now let me peel it for you so you wouldn't get hurt your feelings trying to peel it, I'll cut it too.

Wife: ;n;

Me: Wife pls... give me the banana..

Wife: ;A;

Me: Wife... let the banana go...

Wife: ;n; Will Mr. Banana be okay?

Me: He'll be right where he's supposed to, in your tummy giving you and our babies it's nutrients.

Wife: That sound so morbid! *sniff*

Me: At least he won't be a smoothie.

Wife: I like smoothies. ;n;

Me: You want me to make a smoothie out of Mr. Banana?

Wife: Will he be okay with it?

Me: I'm going to have to talk with him for a minute. *has gibberish talk with a fucking banana*

Wife: What did he say!? ;3;

Me: He says it's fine so long as we'll put tons of milk, that okay with you?

Wife: Yes! ;U; put tons.

...

Me: Alright! Here's your Mr. Banana smoothie I made sure to put lots of milk. Drink up! *U*

Wife: Yaaaay!~

Me: ouo great so.. I'll go back to cooking naw.

Wife: *sniff*

Me: oAo w-whut now!? what happened!? Is it too cold or what!?

Wife: Hubby!! ;A; Mr. Banana is delicious~ ;U;

And that was the time... I talked with a fucking banana like a retard and contracted it into a suicide mission to become a smoothie, so that I could protect my pregnant Wife's feelings which has been a bit way offish lately due to hormonal changes. It's like she's always drunk. But yeah, The End~

[ikeyamamoto]

Just don't...

Just don’t…

Open blog post to Cousin dearest who brought some shitty news to the family today, I’m not gonna come at you to punch you in the face, even if I want to. I’m not gonna go there just to beat your ass up or give you a kick right where it hurts the most, even if you deserve it. I’m not gonna meet you just so I could insult you, other than everyone has used up every insult I could ever throw, even if…

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I think this sums it up for me...

I think this sums it up for me…

Presenting~ Zhee and Dee on “Hormonal Changes” … Me: Describe hormonal changes? Z: It’s that feeling I get every time I see my Husband and I just want to hug him but at the same time I also want to break his neck. Me: *^* (I feel like I understand but at the same time… isn’t that a little too hard? I mean he is your husband still.) Meanwhile, Me: Hormonal changes, What’s your say? D: *looks at me…

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One moment; would you capture it or let it slip?

#skylovers #sky #moon #night

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Concept art by Art Demir.

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By artist Alayna Lemmer.

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Gorgeous Star Wars artwork by Christian Piccolo.

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By Lownine.

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stay warm

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Rey by  Skirtzzz

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@shardula’s Strong, Sassy Characters Don’t Need a White Knight

To see more of Mall’s illustrations of strong and spirited women, follow @shardula on Instagram.

“They represent the modern women of today. Strong, independent, but very feminine,” May Ann Licudine (@shardula) says of the spirited, cheeky fairy tale women she dreams up. The 35-year-old Filipino watercolor illustrator and sculptor, who regularly goes by her initials “Mall,” understands determined females. After all, life has demanded that she be one. Mall wasn’t able to hear or speak until she was 6 years old, and even today has profound hearing loss. Two years ago, she was dealt another physical setback affecting her abdomen. “I got so depressed, I almost lost interest in anything,” she says. Art helped her heal, and today, her business is doing better than ever. “Take advantage of your talent and the available advertising and business opportunities,” she advises budding small-business owners. “It makes our world smaller and opens up your business to a multitude of possibilities.” And most importantly? “Love your work.”

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The Summoning Sisters by artist Antoine Collignon.

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Taking a Deep, Cold Antarctic Breath with @acacia.johnson

To explore the Arctic alongside Acacia, follow @acacia.johnson on Instagram.

Muddy-breasted penguins, blubbery crabeater seals and jumbles of whale bones are everywhere, but in the still, icy world of Acacia Johnson (@acacia.johnson), spotting a person is a game of Where’s Waldo. Mostly there are just clues, like the footprints in slush, a lone flag, a tiny boat. “It’s very far removed from civilization. It’s just completely pristine. Nobody owns it,” Acacia says from a boat in the middle of Antarctica, where she is spending three months as an expedition guide. “Polar regions are a place where I feel most alive. The first time I came here, I was so profoundly moved that I knew it was going to be my life for some period of time.” The 25-year-old photographer spends roughly half of the year on the water, leading passengers on wildlife tours and lecturing on basic photography. “It’s a much more vibrant place than people might envision,” she says. “Every day feels like waking up on almost a different planet. It can’t possibly be part of this earth. It’s too good to be true.”