I kill for purple

chaotic shitposting

[ivashkovadrian]

#Henry's replacement is looking great 1670 | 2x05 "Witchcraft"

[ikillforpurple]

Przetrwa tylko ten (Ruthlessness - EPIC - Polish version) Michał Grobelny

If you're waiting for a live action version of EPIC, may I suggest these covers to ease the pain, they are doing an AMAZING job

[amiti-art]

POLISH COVER OF "THE HORSE AND THE INFANT" IS OUT 🗣🗣🗣

[dzasny]

[byjove]

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

[ikillforpurple]

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[kittyinhighheels]

The Christians in the notes whining are so absolutely stupid

[ajunlost]

I don’t even want to talk about how they specifically target poor people and hold basic necessities over their heads in exchange for faith.

[cowboymalewife]

“I read about an [Inuit] hunter who asked the local missionary priest, ‘If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?’ ‘No,’ said the priest, ‘Not if you did not know.’

‘Then why,’ asked the [Inuit] earnestly, ‘did you tell me?” -Annie Dillard

(edited to remove slurs/dated language)

[bullydyke-deactivated20210902]

My culture and our religious practices (Inuit) have been decimated by Christianity and I fucking hate pretending its a neutral thing.

[piya-re]

Christians in the notes still don’t get it. They’re saying that missionaries aren’t that bad bc they’re just trying to save all ppl and they’ve started quoting bible verses and whatnot but here’s the thing: I. Don’t. Believe. In. That. Like your beliefs and scriptures are non applicable to me (and everyone else who isn’t Christian, or at least abrahamic) bc we’re not christian and I literally don’t care if you think we “need to be saved from Satan” or smg bc frankly, it’s not your business and that “well meaning, innocent” intention is still forcing your religion onto us. OP is right. Missionaries are evil. Leave other religions tf alone.

[ikillforpurple]

The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.

Terry Pratchett, Eric

[victusinveritas]

Edward Coley Burne-Jones -Theseus and the Minotaur in the Maze-1861

[ikillforpurple]

This looks like a Buggs Bunny episode.

[enoughtohold]

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

[lovegoodlesbian-deactivated2017]

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

[virgoprivilege]

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

[honeyproducer-blog]

Will there be a drag show?

[ikillforpurple]

[riverlarking]

1670 (2023, Netflix) — 01.01 - "The Assembly"

[ikillforpurple]

Cue in: two people, pretending to be in love in order to get into a fancy restaurant.

[canongecko]

[ikillforpurple]

[ikillforpurple]

My new favourite template.

[hootybal-lecter]

gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

[thestuffedalligator]

Wait, wait, waitwaitwaitwait, I have to speak this into the universe before the bit dies:

Goncharov in the Discworld.

And because this is the Discworld (which is flat and turns on the back of four giant elephants on the shell of Great A’Tuin), and therefore lives on the edge of reality, the play is real, in a shadowy, strange sort of way. It certainly exists, in the place where belief creates Hogfathers and tooth fairies, and people have definitely watched it — er, well, there are people who say they’ve watched it, or that they know a friend who watched it. In fact, it’s quite hard to find anyone who’s actually watched the thing, but everyone else is happy to go along with the bit.

Almost everyone — Moist Von Lipwig has played into the bit like a master, and will lie blue in the mouth that not only did he see the play, he starred in a production of it in his youth. Sam Vimes, on the other hand, has had a migraine for the past week.

[ikillforpurple]