Welcome to the Inn!

Why hello and welcome to the Afterlife and The Upturned Inn! My name is Ik! Would you like to book a stay?

[ikkeeshadow]

About

Ikabod “Ik” Kee is a character from the indie horror-comedy game “The Upturned” which was created by Zeekers. Ik is the creator and owner of the Upturned Inn, a hotel for the dead.

Ik is optimistic, goofy, a bit slow, and strange. He loves to help other people, hence why he made the hotel in the first place. He may at first come off as someone who can’t see the danger in something, but he can be serious and somber when it’s appropriate.

Ik loves to collect random objects.

Ik can squeeze into tight spaces (like shoeboxes) and shape-shift his face.

He loves to make music.

In the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss verse, he can fully shape-shift and manipulate shadows.

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[thelylacdaggermemes]

My muse suddenly has a panic attack / meltdown / mental break.

Send "Are you okay?" or "(muses name)" for my muses reaction yours snapping them out of it.

[ikkeeshadow]

[writershelper]

EPIC SAGA SENTENCE STARTER ASK MEME - PART 3: THE OCEAN SAGA.

please note: some lyrics have been changed slightly to be gender neutral. please feel free to change pronouns, etc. - part 1 / part 2 / this is part 3

Is it a blessing in disguise?

There’s no time to die

With home so close, we must keep pushing forward

We’re taking too much damage to survive

At this rate, we won’t make it out alive

What do you have in mind?

Please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do

What’s your plan?

You could be caught off guard and lose your life

Don’t forget how dangerous the God’s are

Have faith, friend, we’ve come this far

How much longer until your luck runs out?

I still believe in goodness

I still believe that we could be kind

What will we do when it tears us apart?

Where is this coming from?

I don’t want to see another life end

You’re like the brother I could never do without

Suddenly you double that I could figure this out?

Don’t forget how much we’ve already faced

Our journey is almost done

I need to talk to you in private

I can’t have you planting seeds doubt

I need you to always be devout

Comply with this

We’ll all die in this

Let’s play a game

If you win, you’ll get what you’re yearning

Sounds too easy, what’s the catch?

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

You never really know who you can trust

Sometimes killing is a must

The end always justify the means

Friends turn to foes and rivalries

Sometimes sneaking is a must

For nine days, I’ve stayed wide awake

I can’t wait to make some new memories

Time for me to be the parent I never was

Just keep your eyes open

Why are my eyes, my heart and my soul so heavy?

So much has changed

Do you know who I am?

It isn’t very often that I get pissed off

You crossed the line

I’ve been so gracious

I’m left without a choice, and without a doubt

I’ve gotta make you bleed

I need to see you drown

Ruthlessness is a mercy upon ourselves

You are the worst kind of good, because you’re not even great

You reek of false righteousness, tha’s what I hate

You fight to save lives, but won’t kill and don’t get the job done

You could’ve avoided this if you had just killed them

You are far too nice

Mercy has a price

You let him live

I’ve got no mercy left to give

Now it’s finally time to say goodbye

Today you die

I meant no harm

I only hurt them to disarm them

I took no pleasure in their pain’

I only wanted to escape

The line between naivete and hopefulness is almost invisible

Close your heart

The world is dark

Die

What have you done?

When does man become a monster?

I am your darkest moment

The monster always draws near

Any last words?

Remember me

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒 .    (  a collection of  action prompts.   feel free to reverse roles as desired. this prompt will be updated.  )

[ REDWOOD ] sender lashes out at receiver when it isn't their fault.

[ WILLOW ] sender embraces receiver in a moment of extreme distress.

[ PINE ] sender fervently resists receiver's attempts to comfort / care for them.

[ BIRCH ] sender finally ends a tense argument by reaching out to apologize.

[ POPLAR ] sender mentors receiver through learning a new skill.

[ PALM ] sender and receiver avoid / ignore the stresses of real life together.

[ ELM ] sender lends receiver aid in a time of urgent need.

[ MAGNOLIA ] sender, believed to be dead, arrives at receiver's door.

[ DOGWOOD ] sender gifts receiver a token of good luck / protection.

[ MULBERRY ] sender and receiver take a long walk through nature together.

[ HAZELNUT ] sender begrudgingly patches up receiver's wounds.

[ CAMPHOR ] sender suddenly pushes receiver out of danger's path.

[ CASHEW ] when they're finally alone, sender invites receiver to dance.

[ LAVENDER ] sender lays their head in receiver's lap and closes their eyes.

[ BEECH ] it comes to light that sender has betrayed receiver.

[ HIBISCUS ] sender invites receiver to go traveling with them.

[ HICKORY ] sender pushes receiver to admit that they need them.

[ MAPLE ] sender shakes receiver's shoulders, begging them to wake up.

[ CHERRY BLOSSOM ] sender revels in receiver's beauty, stunned.

[ JOSHUA ] sender offers receiver a safe place to hide / crash .

[ ASH ] sender and receiver become reacquainted after many years.

[ FIG ] sender, knowing receiver is hungry, pressures them to eat.

[ YEW ] sender beckons for receiver to join them in the water.

[ CYPRESS ] sender shamelessly flirts with receiver.

[ LINDEN ] sender cares for receiver, who took a hit to protect them.

[ikkeeshadow]

"Yo! I think I found out that I can do more than squeeze myself into boxes!!"

[mad-hatter-memes]

Alice in Wonderland Ask Game

👗 Alice - How good is your muse at giving advice? Regardless if they are or not, do they even follow said advice?

📖 Alice's Sister - What books does your muse like to read?

🐇 White Rabbit - How punctual do you consider your muse? Do they have a habit of arriving at places early or late? And if so, why?

🍼 Drink Me - Does your muse tend to feel small, like they're insignificant or foolish?

🍰 Eat Me - How important does your muse think they are? Is it true? Or are they too big for their britches?

👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏻 Tweedledee Tweedledum - How quick does your muse agree to a fight? Do they accept without hesitation or do they prefer to plan beforehand?

🌼 Flowers - If you had to associate your muse with a flower, what would it be?

🐛 Caterpillar - Does your muse ever get existential? Do they tend to question who (or what) they are?

😼 Cheshire Cat - What's something that can get your muse to smile?

🎩 Mad Hatter - What's your muse's favorite way to mess with someone?

☕ March Hare - What's your muse's favorite month of the year?

🐭 Dormouse - How is your muse's sleep schedule?

🌹 Painted Roses - When your muse makes a mistake, do they prefer to cover it up or just tell the truth and reap the consequences?

❤ Queen of Hearts - What's the pettiest thing your muse has gotten angry over?

[mad-hatter-memes]

BDylanHollis Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the videos of BDylanHollis. Feel free to edit quotes if needed.

TW: Suggestive references and drug references,

"This recipe is making me cry, not the onions..."

"Are we sure this recipe wasn't written by a cat?"

"Buy me dinner first."

"It's ten PM and I'm boiling prunes in my kitchen..."

"You know, it's not bad...It just vaguely tastes like a felony."

"Tastes like a boot! Like a size ten boot!"

"I didn't know tuberculosis had a color scheme."

"I think I summoned something..."

"Are you still here?...Dammit!"

"You could just use canned pineapple...if you're a communist."

"It doesn't tell you how to eat it...So I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back."

"Do I call the police or a priest?"

"Can we at least have coffee first?"

"I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test."

"Well I don't have sorghum, cause I don't have a life expectancy of twelve!"

"Sweetie, none of this is my liking."

"Are you just making things up? Who are you?!"

"You know I've never been particularly religious, but today might be the day..."

"This ain't food, honey. This is a bioweapon!"

"I am in utter fear..."

"Hello, you are very green sir."

"Did you just kill my blender?"

"This is personal now, you swung first!"

"Welcome to the world; it's awful!"

"Were you really worried that I was gonna mix a fully constructed pie shell into this?!"

"I'm a fool, not a idiot!"

"Thought this was a joke, turns out I'M the joke...'

"Or what? I'm gonna ruin your disaster?"

"This is from 1938, it's only electrocuted me twice!"

"If I cut off my feet do we still have to do this?"

"Celery's just like your parents; dirtier than you think!"

"What have you perfected?! Garbage?!"

"Now in my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven."

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Jell-O is inevitable!"

"Sweetie, this needs a lot of things but water isn't one of them..."

"It doesn't need salt, it needs help!"

"Normally I'm quite comfortable handling meat, but this is physically disturbing me..."

"This is giving me emotions previously unknown to man..."

"Are you supposed to eat this on crackers or on drugs?"

"What are you trying to do, live longer?"

"What do you take me for? Grown?"

"He looks like if you get a tattoo, you'll be written out of the will."

"Precisely what realm of mathematics do you inhabit?"

"Did you just throw a grenade down aisle 6?!"

"I'm not concerned about your precious Grind-o-Mat!"

"The only thing this is going to rise up from is the dead."

"You know they invented a tool for that, it's called a whisk."

"Bacon is always a good idea!"

"What exactly are we trying to raise up, hope?"

"What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!"

"Yes I know it's hot you git, it's an oven!"

"No I have never had these, you must remember I'm not an American."

"I am a [Nationality] and we grew up with things like party rings and custard creams."

"Is the pudding related or did you just want a snack?"

"Were you subject to a fall from a great height?"

"I'm serious, don't disrespect the Irish. They can be mean..."

"Don't worry, my hands are the only touch I know."

"This is sacrilegious! Preposterous! Daft!"

"Yeah it's alright, but it's all wrong!"

"I'm not sure if you know, but beef is a COW. You know, the mooing?!"

"Smells like a Palm Springs retirement home..."

"It could be because I like illicit substances, or like psychiatric disturbances, being held at gunpoint, these types of things..."

"Ow! Ow! It's got ranged attacks!"

"What you've never put cereal in a blender before?"

"I don't like boxes, people get buried in them..."

"If it looks like oil, it must be good!"

"Thank you, I'd hate to have an uneven disaster. That would be terrible..."

"It's hot! I'm sunburnt! There's bugs!"

"I'm feeling like a rotisserie chicken out here!"

"Are you supposed to eat this for Christmas or for punishment?"

"It's so good, it's in danger of becoming my dinner!"

"Who's fingers they are we'll never know...They might even be Charlotte's!"

"Where do bugs go in the winter? And why are birds?"

"But [Name}, what if I'm allergic to peanuts?"

"You and your ancestors have obviously done something to deserve such a malady."

"It looks like I microwaved a squirrel...again."

"What part of Italy are you from? Kentucky?!"

[mad-hatter-memes]

Ice Nine Kills: The Silver Scream Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the songs of Ice Nine Kills "The Silver Scream" album. Feel free to edit quotes as necessary.

TW: Swearing, threats, violent and gory references, suggestive references

The American Nightmare

"Rest your head, here's a lullaby."

"Welcome to your worst nightmare!"

"But I won't be forsaken."

"The beast has been awakened"

"It's fate that I'm still here."

They all think it's just pretend..."

"You'll never ever sleep again."

"All your friends are fucking dead!"

"You can't turn down your own deathbed."

Thank God It's Friday

"Throats get slit in this neck of the woods."

"You just scratched the surface of the curse of the [Location]"

"Thank god it's Friday..."

"Did you know my son drowned in this lake?"

"He should have been supervised. But the counselors were off having filthy sex!"

"His name was [Name], and today is his birthday..."

"Don't you know he'll never be gone for good?"

"We'll never get out of the woods..."

Stabbing in The Dark

"Oh doctor, can't you see...?"

"These are the devils eyes!"

"Your kids won't make it home tonight."

"I'll haunt you day after day..."

"I've carved up quite a scene!"

"You can't kill the boogeyman!"

"He is armed and extremely dangerous..."

"Shoot to kill. I repeat, shoot to kill."

"It's either you or some kid down the street"

"Trick or fuckin' treat!"

SAVAGES

"We're lethal liabilities 'till we die."

"Mess with the horns, and you get the devil!"

"You're not invincible."

"Stay on your side of the tracks, if you know what's good..."

"You won't make it out of our neighborhood."

The Jig is Up

"Morality takes casualties..."

"My blueprint to salvation shall breed a worthy generation."

"You want to play a fucking game?!"

"I saw through the selfish but saw no soul..."

"They're all just gears in my machine."

"They said they had a purpose, but they're losing their composure..."

"They said that they were grateful, but the jig is up..."

"Will you find integrity, when there's nothing left of me?"

A Grave Mistake

"Till death do us part came far too soon..."

"Buildings burn and people die all of the time."

"You can't save yourself or save your soul."

"Payback for what you took from me!"

"No forgiveness, just farewell."

"May you rest in pieces..."

Rocking the Boat

"Shark!"

"This is [Name], do you read me?"

"This is an official distress call, over."

"There's a monster lurking underneath!"

"I've got a fish to fry that's feeding on the week."

"We're all just floating in a shallow grave."

"We'll compare scars with each other 'till our very last breath."

"The boat is under attack, it's a great white!"

"In fifteen minutes we'll be fucking shark bait!"

"Last chance to make amends, so try to stay afloat."

"We'll need a bigger boat!"

Enjoy Your Slay

"Going down, sir?"

"The writing on my walls will tell you how it's gonna be"

"Can't you see that you're just rats within my halls?!"

"To hell with hospitality!"

"Don't overlook the past..."

"If you need help finding peace of mind, don't hesitate to ask."

"We're here to help you on your way."

"Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your fucking brains in!"

"Hey, [Name], come play with us..."

"I'll hit your whole bloodline!"

"Shall we tell old [Name] what he's won?"

Freak Flag

"We kept the pace, but we're done pretending."

"We're all messed up inside, and forced to act like everything's alright..."

The World in My Hands

"How'd I end up here?"

"I'm a stranger in this body..."

"The world's an ugly place..."

"I had to disappear, so it would all just go away..."

"The end is drawing near..."

"God I wish you would've stayed..."

"I almost held the world in my hands."

Merry Axe-Mas

"If you meet Santa Claus tonight boy...You better run for your life!"

"Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness..."

"You will believe in me."

"I won't leave a witness."

"So much for a "merry" Christmas..."

"So much for a "silent" night..."

"You're a slave to your vice."

"I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice."

"[Name]'s taking out the trash."

"It's fucking garbage day!"

Love Bites

"The softer the skin, the sharper the teeth."

"It's tearing me apart..."

"It's us or them..."

"Call the nurse, cause it's worse when I'm alone..."

"I've fallen to a curse I can't disown..."

"Is it all in my head?"

"This is love I just can't live without."

"I'm counting on beauty to kill off the beast."

"You bit off more than you could chew."

"Now it's time to put me down..."

IT is the End

"Did you hear my circus was in town?"

"It seems I have your boat here..."

"Just reach your hands down here and take it!"

"Step right this way..."

"I'm at your service with a smile"

"I've got some big fucking shoes to fill!"

"Follow me and I'll show you the truth..."

"It's more than just a costume and red balloons."

"You know what makes me smile?"

"They say laughter's the best medicine!"

Your Number's Up

"I'm sorry sir, but I think you have the wrong number."

Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine."

"I wanna know who I'm looking at."

"Don't you know not to ask those questions?!"

"What will become of me?"

"You ought to know it's a sure death sentence!"

"Have you not seen this movie?!"

"I won't fall victim to the blade!"

"I wanna see what your insides look like..."

"How could you be so evil?!"

"Bitch, I'll leave your body on the cutting room floor!"

"All bets are off, I just buried [Name]!"

"Just let me go!"

"The call's still listed as unknown..."

[mad-hatter-memes]

FunkyFrogBait Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the videos by FunkyFrogBait. Feel free to edit quotes as necessary.

TW: Swearing, threats, and suggestive references

"My fellow Caucasians astound us with their ingenuity yet again..."

"This is just an evil, evil thing to do with pasta..."

"No spaghetti for you, sir."

"I could be doing any number of things with my life, but I've chosen to share this moment with you...Don't you feel so special?"

"This feels very forbidden..."

"I don't know what this is but it's not fettucine!"

"I just scalded myself! That was uncomfortable..."

"To be clear...I would not feed this to a dog..."

"This esophagus is rated E for everything!"

"Aren't I a lucky little boy? Only 40% of these are broken!"

"Is this a complaint that I'm hearing? Spitters are quitters, [Name]."

"It's just you and me, [Name]. So...who's gonna union with you?"

"If there is a god, he has abandoned us for celestial milk and cigarettes."

"That looks like something that would leak out of an infected wound!"

"This looks like porridge was spilled on the floor of a gym locker room and left to ferment for forty days and forty nights!"

"Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying to send her flowers after she's already taken the kids."

"Hahahaha, that's really cute, how about you go fuck yourself?!"

"Being a dad seems pretty fun; All you have to do is sometimes remember their names and forget to pick them up from soccer practice. "

"Now, now, don't be hysterical, dear. This is a nearly painless procedure...For me anyways!"

"I have not been allowed around a glue gun since...The incident..."

"The caveman method usually works in my experience."

"Aw babe, your texture makes me wanna barf."

"Now the nice thing about turkey bacon is that you can eat it raw! I think..."

"This says says it serves twenty four people...They haven't met me."

"Hello, Mr. [Last Name]. I'm here to pick up your daughter."

"Please don't call the police...I know this a weird use of my free time but it's technically not illegal."

"I'm about to give myself an accidental haircut..."

"Can I just call up a priest and have him waterboard me...?"

"Whoookay...This makes me want to join a nunnery."

"Who up praying with they rosary right now?"

"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! I AM A CHILD OF GOD!"

"Girl, what foundation is that?! Not a pore in sight!"

"[Name], honey. You're already slaying, you don't need to slay innocent civilians."

"Where did they find this child? The Victorian Era?!"

"ASAB: Assigned Sidekick at Birth. How unfortunate..."

"Who is giving these children access to deadly weapons?! Hello?!"

"The kids like thirteen. Just throw a Roblox gift card as hard as you can and run in the opposite direction."

"[Character Name] is dead, [Muse Name]! And you're worried about the fidelity of this game to it's source material?!"

"Paint a picture for us, [Name]! Don't hold back!"

"I would've bully the fuck outta this kid. And I did musical theater!"

"Where are people getting all this Tannerite?! I want some!"

"Is the cockroach infestation required or optional?"

"I'm being manipulated by a gothic aesthetic and common sense!"

"Yikes! Don't show that to your grandma!"

"That's my heart after the hot girl in my Com Sci class tells me that our star signs are incompatible!"

"I really wouldn't talk how other people look if your eyebrows can't agree on what timezone they're in."

"Is god really rockin' with you? Sinner..."

"Let me eat my oreos in peace goddamnit!"

"I'M GONNA START POWERWASHING THE CEILING!"

"You know what crybaby fumblefingers? At this point you owe me money. Hand over twenty, pretty boy!

"Why is she beckoning me ominously...?"

"That's because you've been selected for ritual sacrifice, [Name]. You know how they are this time of the month..."

"Do you have family, [Name]? Anyone you'd be particularly devastated to lose in a violent and sudden way?"

"You know what, [Name]? I'd probably punch you over a Hot Wheels too!"

"I see god's law not as a restriction...but a challenge!"

"I am deeply dissatisfied with my life choices and I am NOT afraid to make that your problem at five o' clock in the morning!"

"I hope one of your family members is in a car accident this week!"

"It's fucking terrible and I'm overcome by a desire to kill James Corden for some reason!"

"I'm sorry...Do you think mother earth is just lactating blue raspberry surprise, bitch?!"

[rainyprompts]

✧✦⭒ SONG ASSOCIATIONS —

send a symbol and i’ll give you a corresponding song for the prompt!

🎼 A song that reminds me of my muse’s vibes

🎶 A song that reminds me of my muse’s backstory

🎧 A song used for writing my muse

🥁 A battle song for my muse

🎭 A sad song for my muse

🎉 A happy song for my muse

📣 A song for when my muse is upset or angry

⚡ A song that my muse would listen to

🎆 A song my muse would sing or dance to

🎺 An instrumental song for my muse

✨ A theme song for my muse

🔊 A leitmotif for my muse

🌠 A song for our muses

🖤 A song for our muses’ ship

🔮 A random song from my muse’s playlist

[sluttyxside-up]

"I don't even know your name." ((ikkeeshadow. This is mysteryiouslyhopefulstranger with another blog btw. I wanna use Ik a bit more.))

@ikkeeshadow

"Seriously? MY name!? You don'know MY name!? Me!?"

The spider huffed and puffed his fluffy chest.

"M'Angel Dust. Only da biggest star in hell~" he scoffed, "Seriously? You ain't seen me at all b'fore anywhere? Ain't Eva heard my name once?"

[ikkeeshadow]

@sluttyxside-up

"I, uh, I'm sorry sir! I only just got down here. Not to mention I only just arrived in this hotel! I don't mean to offend Mr. Dust!" Ik fiddled with his tie.

Hooo boy. It was only a matter of time he'd meet an unfriendly face. Or at least someone with very little patience. But he was used to that. He better try to ease the tension.

"Ahem, anyway, what kind of theatrics have you done?"

[onlyrpmemes]

Times of Terror

[onlyrpmemes]

"What was that?"

"I think the door is locked!"

"You're not getting out of here."

"What is THAT?"

"Shhhh! They'll hear you."

"Please don't hurt me..."

"You're not begging loud enough."

"What is that smell?"

"No, please no..."

"Is that blood?"

"Hold still or you'll bleed even more."

"Come here. This won't hurt a bit."

"RUN!"

"What are you doing?!"

"I don't think I can last."

"Do you see them?"

"Can you get to that car?"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"I bet you're delicious."

"Don't touch me!"

"Midnight, right? We have to last 'till midnight."

"This is a disaster."

"You clever thing..."

"I can't do this..."

"We shouldn't be here."

"I can't sleep."

"The thing you should fear here is ME."

"My phone isn't working."

"Hello poppet."

[onlyrpmemes]

MST3K: Santa Clause vs the Martians Starters

“We’re going out the old fashioned way.”

“Get the spiders off of me!”

“Everything I know I learned in kindergarten.”

“You’re the biggest toy I’ve ever seen.”

“We don’t want to hurt you Santa Claus, so you’re going to come along quietly.”

“That spaceship must be way bigger on the inside.”

“Oh me oh my oh me.”

“Ha ha. Kill him.”

“What is a doll?”

“Desperate problems require desperate deeds.”

“Those children mustn’t reach Santa Claus!”

“Winky is in charge of our space department.”

“Tonight I’m a space pirate!”

“They never learn to have fun!”

“I want to see Santa Clause some more.”

“Nobody was prepared for the robot holocaust.”

“Mars used to be the planet of war!”

“Merry Christmas now get me the Scotch.”

“What is Christmas?”

“Information is fed into their minds in a constant stream.”

“We’re over a city of some kind.”

“We leave for Earth tonight!”

“I see Santa Claus!”

“There are hundreds of Santa Clauses!”

“Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.”

“What is tender loving care?”

“It’s the middle of Septober.”

“Santa Claus is in all of us!”

“I have seen this coming for centuries.”

“The chief’s gonna be awful mad if he finds out about this.”

“I didn’t know the military had a study hall.”

“The children must be allowed to be children.”

“Gentlemen, we all can’t be the Honey Nut Cheerios honey bee.”

“You wrote a Christmas song?”

“There’s only one real Santa Claus and he’s at the north pole.”

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.