Damn Sin

[fatalinjury-deactivated20220506]

diversity loses! your tumblr mutual is british

[onlysiencyn]

[humorstar]

[shenaniginstigations]

[twinsfawn]

[catchymemes]

[twogoatseatingsilverware]

[rcktpwr]

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

[depsidase]

[notimeformeta]

[rendiir]

Harmacist

[monday-headache]

[weaver-z]

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

[wayneradiotv]

fallout vr adds a new unprecedented level of emotion to the fallout 4 story; making you truly connect to your character’s quest to find his son shaun

[v-jolt]

Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

[kalichnikov]

Whatever, man. *does this*

[motherish]

[mgrmx]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Transcription:

Tiktok 1: What’s a mistake you learned the hard way that you can now help people to avoid?

Tiktok 2: (slowly increasing in desperation) If your coworkers watch podcasts, don’t try to have conversations with them during lunch rush, right? Today we had a crazy lunch rush. I’m over here making fuckin chicken, I’m smacking bean bags, I’m trying to get rice going, I-I’m in the zone, right?

I see one of my coworkers, they’re just staring off into the distance. Right, I come up, I’m like “Hey? Are you good cause it’s game time, we gotta make the burritos,” right? And he was like, “You know humans have two lives?”

I was like, “What?” fuckin- I stopped what I was doing I’m like “What are you talking about.” He’s like, “We don’t start our second life until we realize we only have one life to live.” And I’m like, “It’s fuckin. Saturday. I want to go home. I bought uncrustables. Can we- can we go?”

He was like, “Yeah. Also, how did we start a first language if we didn’t have a language to start with in the first place?” And I’m like, “Who are you,” right? And he’s like “Do you like podcasts?”

We didn’t get out of work on time.

[mortalmab]

Listen to this with the sound on, he sounds so BROKEN

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don’t wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli

[motherfucker-unlimited]

And get juice reward

[hecth-ledger]

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

[quasarkisses]

i d in alt text

[lightupthenigth]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]