I'm the Stube, did you hear my name?

I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.

[yeahluvina]

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

[meadowtronic-deactivated2022022]

my favorite pairings are when they hate each other so much they make out

[fylu-han]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

my girlfriend and i spoon all the time. i use her to eat soup and icecream. its a difficult task but all is fair in the game of human utensil

[saegmaeng-blog]

[deludedziam-deactivated20140617]

if you haven’t cried over your otp then it’s not your otp

[asdfghkjklgkfhjh-deactivated201]

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

[quotedfilms]

[shadowcat]

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

[btobw]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

[just-af]

[brenthor]

goodbye friends…… i’m dorpping out of…..school….. droppiung orut of bnlog…………………… go to japan and mee……..t……………… the animes………. before it’s too late before the world ends……i must anime

[unrealisticlessly]

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

[fedorathexplorer]

[uknownadya]

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere