I am a God you dull creature

I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your 'greatness'. [Semi-selective(sorta)] [indie loki rp/ask blog. Multi-ship, Multi-verse au and oc friendly] [Fem fc: Katie Mcgrath]

[mangacaps]

[memesforu-blog]

Kidnapped Starters

“Shut your mouth or you’ll never see the light of day again.” “If they’d hurry up with the ransom, I wouldn’t have to keep you as long.” “Stop squirming.” “Scream to your heart’s content, Princess. No one can hear us out here.” “Not sure I’m ready to let you go just yet. It’s too much fun watching you suffer.” “I’m sorry, what was that? It’s hard to hear you with that thing in your mouth.” “Shh, keep quiet for just a little longer. We’re almost there.” “Aww, you’re actually trying to run away with tied hands and feet. That’s so cute.” “That should keep you nice and quiet.”  “It’s a shame that no one cares enough to come to the rescue.” “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the perfect hostage? It’s incredible.” “Being tied to a chair suits you.” “Don’t scream. Everyone will hear.” “Sorry I had to snatch you. Didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter. Comfortable enough?”  “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” “Mommy and Daddy can’t save you from me, sweetheart. We’re all alone in here.” ”If I take my hand away, are you going to scream again?” “There, nice and tight. No way to get out of that.” “Try and bite me again. One more time. Come on…” “Okay, I’m going to take out the gag and you’re going to tell me what I want to know. Scream and it goes back in with more stuffing. Understand?” “I’m not going to hurt you. Just cooperate.” “Guess snooping really doesn’t do any good, huh?” “Stop struggling!” “Give up already. The ties aren’t going to loosen.” “No way the blindfold’s coming off.” “Do you prefer zip ties or electrical tape? No reason not to be a gentleman about a kidnapping.”  “Sh, sh, sh, stop kicking.” “Ankles together. I’m not going to tell you again.” “Talk or I’ll make you.” “Do you want to die?” “Mmph isn’t a word, darling. You’re going to have to speak more clearly.” “Get in the car or I’ll shoot.” “Scared? That’s good. You should be.” “Stop crying. It’s pathetic.” “Like knives?”  

[fuckxsual]

Does anyone know how to properly explain this feeling of love and lust?

[rp-memes]

Send me a ✖ if you ever wanted to rp with me, send me a ✿ if you really like my muse/ how i portray them.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

Dont delete. People love you!

there is something here before that didn’t want me to delete loki again. instead it just seems he’s inactive since its been so difficult for me

[yourprincestarlord]

Send me '✐' for a handwritten note for your muse from my muse

[carudamon119]

[stimminginthetardis]

This is the best spiderman movie ever

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

drop-dead-red-head-romanova liked a thing

"Were you not expecting to see my pressence in this realm again?"

[blackwidowandco]

"I’d heard you were dead, so no, no I wasn’t."

[ild-ogskade-blog]

“I cannot be ridden of oh so easily you should know..”

[dirtyxbrokenxplaythings-deactiv]

Loki cut himself off after Tony coughed, red in his hands. Blood was it? He reached over, grabbing his arms to pull them closer to see, previous conversation long forgotten. "Is that blood? Why are you coughing blood?"(IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION, MY MUSE BEGINS TO COUGH UP BLOOD. HOW DOES YOUR MUSE RESPOND?)

Tony was dizzy, having known he was ill, but hiding it from everyone, pushing himself too far as usual, and Loki tugging on him made him dizzier, falling against the man, his body hot.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

Loki hadn’t expected the other to fall over so easily onto him upon examining the blood. Of course after taking a single step back realizing he had just fallen Loki put his arms around the other in attempts to hold him up. “Tony? ” The god groaned, not worrying of taking him anywhere else but rather lying him on the ground where they were. He held Tony’s chin, nothing external that he could see, or at least that would show through. He leaned back patting his face. “What have you done?”

[dirtyxbrokenxplaythings-deactiv]

"Growth in my lungs," he mumbled. "Had to finish work, couldnt go to a doctor," he mumbled, opening his eyes. "Probably nothing," he was clutching his chest, coughing hard.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

"Stark you may be the largest idiot I’ve come across you know." Loki stated, honestly having no clue what to do. "So what? Does that mean you’re the dying idiot who I need to take care of and take to this doctor? You’re obviously not fine so lie to me again an I may be your death not whatever is wrong with you."

[dirtyxbrokenxplaythings-deactiv]

"Emergency room," he gasped, rolling on his side as he coughed up a large puddle of blood. He was holding his chest, crying from the pain. "Hurts bad, really bad.. didnt know it was this bad." he was speaking between coughs and gasps of pain. He figured Loki would want him to die so he never bothered him with this.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

The God sighed deeply rolling his eyes, unable(more of willing) to smack Tony’s head. “You might possibly be the death of me instead.” He stated, a hand still on Tony and lifting his other hand as he muttered quietly. The next thing they knew they were in a similar position in a waiting roof of the first hospital he thought of before he stood. “If you pin me for harming that man then you will have yet another reason to be in this building though he does need of assistance. I’m sure knowing who he is you would be more than willing to help in any way.”

[dirtyxbrokenxplaythings-deactiv]

Tony was surprised at his gentle treatment of him. He was holding his chest and unable to move, really. “Fuck I need an oncologist, adn an er,” he told the dumbstruck guards who were starring, before coughing up a huge wad of blood, clinging to Loki for fear that maaaaybe this time he fucked up and waited too long.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

Loki groaned when he ended up being clung to over this, looking up. “Well are you going to do something or stand there like idiots? Go get something to transfer him.” He spat  before anyone actually made a move to go anywhere. “Stark you’ll have to let go of me in a few minutes.” He said, looking up when a nurse stood before them with a wheel chair to take him to the emergency room. “You’re going to work with here in you getting up.” Tony was moved enough to get set in the chair before he made an attempt to stand up away from him. “Idiocy of a genius may never cease to amaze me.”

[sebastianvettels]

A fallen comrade.

[ild-ogskade-blog]

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

[sireninthefirearchive-deactivat]

yo this is a reminder that if you ever come up with a neat idea for our muses to interact - whether it’s canon or au - talk to me about it because chances are I will be 500% down to do the thing

[ild-ogskade-blog]

moulin rouge sentences.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

"I can't fall in love with anyone."

"I've paid my whore."

"You are nothing to me."

"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad!"

"You have so much to give."

"And in the end, should someone die?"

"Send him away."

"He will fight for me."

"I don't like this ending..."

"The show must go on, dear. We're creatures of the underworld. We can't afford to love."

"Tell me the truth."

"The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."

"The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home."

"Please tell me you're not one of those oh so talented, charmingly bohemian, tragically impoverished writers?"

"His eyes upon your face. His hand upon your hand. His lips caress your skin. It's more than I can stand!"

"Where were you last night?"

"I can't believe it. I'm in love."

"You're going to be bad for business. I can tell."

"Things aren't always as they seem."

"Things are exactly the way they seem."

"I don't want to pretend anymore!"

"I don't care. I don't care about the show. We have each other. That's all that matters."

"I've come to pay my bill."

[that0melette]

Norse Puns? Norse Puns.

Lorelei tells a fib. Loreliar.

Sigyn gets in an argument with Loki and Loki looses. Sigwins.

Sigurd smokes. Sigurette.

Bor fails to entertain a crowd. Boring.

Thor gets turned into a dwarf. Thorin.

Mjolnir comes to Thor. Mjolnear.

Mjolnir is separated from Thor. Mjolfar.

Laufey goes to a circus. Laufing.

Helblindi gets struck in the eyes in a fight. Helblind.

Hela greets a visitor. Helo.

Sleipnir is tired. Sleepnir.

Freya breaks you out of jail. Free-ya.

Heimdall is turned into a children’s toy by Loki. Heimdoll.

Hogun suddenly becomes very affectionate. Huggin’.

Sif takes a seat. Sit.

Fandral becomes an artist. Fandraw.

Loki jokes. Lokidding.

Odin All-Father’s father dies. Odin No-father.

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

TINY STEVE WOULD FUCKIN WRECK CATCALLERS CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT LITTLE PRE-SERUM SHIT BACK IN BROOKLYN IF SOMEONE WAS HOOTING AND HOLLERING AT A GIRL ON THE STREET HE WOULD LAUNCH ALL NINETY POUNDS OF ASTHMA AT THEM WHILE BUCKY GETS THE GIRL TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND DOUBLES BACK TO GET HIS TINY ANGRY CHIHUAHUA OF A BEST FRIEND OUT OF THE FRAY

[ild-ogskade-blog]

"Oh, now you're shy?"

Our characters have just had a one night stand. It’s morning and my character has just covered themselves with the blanket. Send “Oh, now you’re shy?” for my character’s reaction.

"It is rather bright with the shades undone and if you had been a good girl you’d of closed them and gotten a drink for us."

[ild-ogskade-blog]

Loki made a surprised humph  being suddenly smacking the ground with his body. It didn’t take much from him to grunt and reach up, pulling the sheets of the bed to force her off as well.

[stolenprincessofasgard]

Hitting the cold floor wasn’t a very pleasant way to start off her morning, but it wasn’t undeserved. “You really aren’t a morning person, are you?” She grumbled. 

[ild-ogskade-blog]

"I'm not a being pushed out of bed person, thank you very much." He complained rubbing his eyes and sitting up