and apparently they need to look at me too
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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we're not kids anymore.
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@ilex-sparrow
and apparently they need to look at me too
having a bad day, then catching up on the latest episode of a yt series to see that your favourite content creator is also having a bad day is a little bit cathartic.
AO3 VIGILANTE AU STARTER KIT:
hoodie in black, dark red (to hide bloodstains), or another dark colour that either matches hair colour or is a signature colour
'an old pair of ripped black jeans'
beat up pair of converse
fingerless gloves
(bonus points for one or more of the below)
homemade gadgets of some kind
crippling loneliness
'learned martial arts from youtube'
And, to complete the look, one (or more) of the following!
tinted goggles that stop people from being able to see your eyes, without obscuring your vision
reinforced medical style mask
simple domino, glued on
HOW COULD I FORGET! You also need parents, which we currently have available in 2 unique flavours!
abusive
well-meaning but ignorant
secret third thing (dead)
local goth and her weird dog
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
Robert Audley: *barges into locksmith's house* hey why were you in my house- stop being embarrassed I don't care if you have prostitutes over answer the question. Im looking for my missing boyfriend best friend, I have better things to do.
You see me working intensely at my laptop, absorbed in whatever I am doing. You look over my shoulder, wondering what exactly it is I’m doing. Suddenly, I open a new tab in google. I start typing in a question. You look closer. On my laptop, you see ‘do fish have ears’
Sister: where do pinecones come from?
Me: we JUST drove past a tree
sister: yeah but what kind of tree
Me: …. A PINE TREE?
happy pride month everyone
dont you huys just hate it. when you listen to a song. and then its suddenly about your oc. and then you have 3 and a half wips. and you have a 15k doc about the storyline. and each individual relationship between your character and canon characters. anyway.
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books
AO3 VIGILANTE AU STARTER KIT:
hoodie in black, dark red (to hide bloodstains), or another dark colour that either matches hair colour or is a signature colour
'an old pair of ripped black jeans'
beat up pair of converse
fingerless gloves
(bonus points for one or more of the below)
homemade gadgets of some kind
crippling loneliness
'learned martial arts from youtube'
And, to complete the look, one (or more) of the following!
tinted goggles that stop people from being able to see your eyes, without obscuring your vision
reinforced medical style mask
simple domino, glued on
"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
love may be blind but so am I