Ed

I'm Ed. Tell me a joke. I'll probably laugh.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Time to dance! Again!

[becausethiswebsiteisstupid-blog]

Buy me dinner, and we’ll see

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Can do, little pixie. *kisses nose*

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Time to dance! Again!

[becausethiswebsiteisstupid-blog]

I always miss you too. And we’ve been appart way too long.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I say we never be apart again.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Time to dance! Again!

[think-then-tink]

Missed me? I missed you

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I’ll always miss you when we’re apart.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Time to dance! Again!

[think-like-tink]

Hello!

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Hello, my little pixie!

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Time to dance! Again!

[think-like-tink]

And what happened to your blonde hair and the freckle on your nose?

But most importantly what is Ted?

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

My hair got darker, my freckle is still there, but it's hard to see.

Ted is our son. 

[think-like-tink]

Why are you like fourty?

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I'm only thirty!

[think-like-tink]

You’re crying…Ed!

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Oh, thank God!

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

Now all I need is

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

Well duh I don’t know any other sexy french kittens

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

What's all this about?

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

No one say my name or i will freaking kill you.

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

Holy crap, you are Ed. You turned out cute for a dude.   

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

[lgrimhilde]

Hello!

[lgrimhilde]

Okay, calm down, pretty boy. Everyone here is so damn weird.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I swear I'm Ed, okay?

[think-like-tink]

Nice impersonation, it’s really well done

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

It's not an impersonation.

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

No one say my name or i will freaking kill you.

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

Prove it. Say something only future/past Ed would know. 

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I sleep on your couch when I get in fight with Tinkerbell. We had ice cream together when I thought Shenzi and Tinkerbell were having an affair.

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

awww

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

That sounds pretty easy than okay thanks

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

You're very welcome.

And don't forget to watch out for ghosts.

[lgrimhilde]

Hello!

[lgrimhilde]

What? You can’t be Ed. Ed is Shenzi’s baby brother and you look way to old to be him.

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

I'm from the future! Is it really that hard to believe? Nobody believes me!

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

No one say my name or i will freaking kill you.

[dalton-aldridge-blog]

What? No. My Ed’s all cuddly, blonde, and young…and you’re…old. 

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

Yes, I'm 30! I'm Ed from the fuuuutuuuureeeee.

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

awww

[you-re-an-idiot-blog]

Inside me? But wouldn’t I have cracked it by now?

[ilikeagoodlaugh]

That's what you'd think! But no. It's not a real egg, and you can't eat it for breakfast. Believe me.