#omg ed

[riddl3r]

SEND ME “IF I WERE DATING YOU” ANONS (accepting)   ' if i were dating you i would iron all your suits and make you pasta at the dead of mine , don't fuck with me bro i will do it ' - Gabriel @loverslanetm

❝That is...nice of you. But I could get a maid to do these things.❞

[lifeofaninstigator]

[Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn’t me.

Text my muse one of the following…

[text] I…

[text] what happened?

[text] you okay?

[text] all your body parts are still attached, right?

[text] the apartment is still standing, isn’t it?

[text] IDK HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT THIS TEXT!!!

[lifeofaninstigator]

(From Greed) [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

multimusehideout

(texts from last night! meme)

[text] Mind sprinkling some of that God status all over me for good luck?

[maybeitsallpartofaplan]

Cause of death: Ed and small children

[lifeofaninstigator]

[text]: Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.

(texts from last night meme (nsfw))

[text] Danielle… I love you an all and fully support you gettin’ your bang on in creative places…

[text] but I’m not buyin’ you a piano for it.

[lifeofaninstigator]

♒ ((from Havoc? Or anyone else if the prompt seems good for a certain muse.))

rpmadefullmetal

(Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours! A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc: # 48)

"Those pants make your ass look great." Ed’s eyes moved upwards (from the black slacks to the rest of the suit) until they settled on Havoc’s. He had never seen Havoc in a suit before, and now that he had, he needed to find more excuses for them to go out where they’d need to wear one.

[lifeofaninstigator]

"Oh Come On You Look Cute"

(Send me “Oh Come On You Look Cute.” for a randomly generated costume: 10. Very tight clothes)

Ed gave himself a once over again and sighed. Dammit. Did he really have to wear this? He didn’t look cute. He looked like a kid who didn’t know how to dress himself. Been there, done that, not lookin’ to go back in time and wear clothes so tight that he had to pour himself into them. Even the buttons on the white-collared shirt were so strained they looked like they would pop off any second. “Damn thing’s so freaking tight I can barely breath, and you can see the outline of my ball sac.”

[miraclealchemist]

What's the Plan?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, there will be no ‘pretend humping’, dude. That would be awkward…and kinda pushing the lines. Hypothetically speaking, though, just roll with it anyways. It’s not like we’re gonna get thatfar, but we’d have to make it look…convincing, or else it no one would fall for it.”

[lifeofaninstigator]

(taken from Friendship starter sentences meme with miraclealchemist)

"If you say so. Still dunno why we can't pretend by holding hands and saying some lovey dovey crap to each other, but I trust you so, tell me what you have in mind or than pretend humping."