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About Me

I'd tell you all about me but, uh, unfortunately, there's not a lot that i can legally tell you. The things I can tell you are that I work for the Administrator. If you're a mercenary hired by Mann Co, I'm basically your glorified manager. Have a question? I'll answer it.

No, scout, before you ask, I'm not free this evening. One day off a year. And it's not today.

( OOC: Hey ! welcome to the Pauling ask blog. I'd like to request that you remember that there is a real person behind this blog and every blog. also, please no nsfw asks. )

the blog behind this is @aerowolf

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Pauling! I'm just checking on you to make sure you have not been killed.

I am unfortunately for everyone else still alive!

#miss pauling #team fortress 2 #ask miss pauling #tf2 #team fortress two #Zhanna interaction #OOC I'm fine she's just a littl awkward

Pauling, I don't need help...

*proceeds to fucking dose 100k of your paperworks*

- @aidathetacoeater

Heyyy... Aida. are you sure you're doing alright? ohhh.. these ducks are seriously getting on my nerves. They climb up on the paperwork too.

#2/10 #finally lmao (ooc)#duck asks #miss pauling #team fortress 2 #ask miss pauling #tf2 #pauling speaks #Aida interaction

theredhotshot

I am having some troubles with ducks. Send backup

— miss p ( @ilikeclipboards )

Yes miss Pauling! (I'm gonna come there alone, it's a date, right?)

ilikeclipboards

As long as you're okay with a... lot of ducks with us, the yeah, that intention works out

#scout interaction #i love you too scout #miss pauling #tf2 asks

HELLO THERE MISSIMOISELLE!

I have juusstt summoned an army of sentient rubber duckies that aaare now approaching your location rapidly and will be planning to accompany you for AA while. C:

They absolutely love trying to hop onto people and messing around in certain things, In this case. It could be your files, Maybe leave out evidence you need to get rid of and they'll gladly eat it!

They'll only be a bother for 10 asks, Hope you enjoy! <§

-M! Anon

Oh... Wow, they're actually pretty cute. All right, let's get this over with. Oh. They're here already. Wow... very cute. Oh please get off my files.

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Miss Pauling! Will you need some help with corpse removal? This cleaning stuffs and other things ...ew..

If you need it, I will always be happy to help you! just tell me ! >

Oh, thank you! Yeah, I would definitely love the help. There are.. a lot of bodies recently.

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MISS PAULING!! THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!!!

-✉ [@askmessenger]

Sighs.... what did you do now?

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(pulls miss pauling down onto a chair and shoves a cup of warm black tea into her hands)

"now, you stay right there. milk or sugar, darling? <3"

- @mentally-unstable-hunter

Oh—uh, wow, thank you. Um, milk, please?

( She's bewildered, in a mostly good way )

#ooc hi if someone did this to me I'd die #miss pauling #team fortress 2 #ask miss pauling #tf2 #team fortress two

hey what was it like finding out that one thing about scout and spy.

I didn't really have to find that out. So, I've been working for the Administrator before these mercs were ever hired, and I got all the personnel files before they came. I've known all along, so it, uh, wasn't a surprise.

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how differently do the red and blu scout treat you?

Not very differently. Both of them still hit on me, but I'm only dating one of them right now.

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:/??

it was demo! Anon found him though

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HIII! WE FOUND DEMO

HE'S DRUNK OUTTA HIS MIND. PLEASE HELP

Okayyy, thanks for finding him. Sigh... coffee. Lots of it. But do it slowly or his body will fight back.

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Wait. Who's missing??