POV: you ask the professor why he doesn't look like his pool party splash art.
He's still fine af
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POV: you ask the professor why he doesn't look like his pool party splash art.
He's still fine af
Postliminary Conversations
always thought that Silco became a council member in the ep 7 AU... I would've loved to see him interact w/ Mel or Cassandra 🥹🥹🥹
Should have happened
Like they’re professors or something 😭
ao3 turns 16 today.
reblog if you’re older than archive of our own
I’M OLDER THAN AO3?!
Hello Mashle fandom. Today i bring you Wahlberg big naturals. Tommorow? Who knows.
I love old men so much
old gentleman :3
OLD GENTLEMAN GUYSS!!! HE’S NICE SHANSJNAJANUAAAUSN
mariibyrd on ig wished for me to draw Heimerdinger. He's surprisingly hard to draw, but rendering fur is lots of fun too to me. 🤌💚
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Reblogging so I know where the script is
Pulchiikawa and Pulcinella doodless
Master Shifu is not pleased
it was supposed to be like the same pose as the Mona Lisa but idk now lmao
Bro is a cutie.
Me x Pulcinella Canon
forgot to post his birthday art here 😔
If you insist...
oh oh oh i’ve got one :D
guild members’ relationships with makarov headcanons!
Omg this is gonna get me so emotional! This post is gonna be so long holy shit
Makarov knows that these kids are super traumatized when they come to him. That's why he dresses like a funny little jester man. He doesn't want to scare them when they first join
He always takes the time to get to know and work with each kid that joins the guild. Makarov will take that child under his wing for the first week just to make sure they are comfortable
A lot of the members genuinely refer to him as their grandpa/dad (depending on which generation).
Makarov was still figuring out how to deal with children when Cana first joined. He feels he didn't do a good job at helping her when she first came
Cana, of course, disagrees and thinks the old man did a great job at helping her out when she joined
Cana has a ton of respect for him so when he asks her to cut down on drinking. She does so without question. (cutting down meaning drinking one barrel of liquor instead of two)
The two of them do regularly drink together tho
Gray goes to Makarov for advice the most out of the guild members. He really struggles with making the right decisions and Makarov is always there to listen with only minor judgement
Gray feels super indebted to Makarov. Even tho Makarov tells him all he wants for any of his kids is to live long and happy lives
Erza gave Makarov the most trouble when joining the guild. He had no idea how to get through to her. She was always polite and listened to him, but he couldn't get her to open up for the life of him
He just desperately wanted to make the little girl smile. The first time Erza smiled at him, he bawled his eyes out
Erza always makes sure to shoot him a smile when she enters the guildhall now
Natsu decides that since Makarov found him, he now owes Makarov his life. Makarov nearly has to beat it into Natsu that he does not owe him anything and that he is not to lay his life down for Makarov
Natsu then decides to live by the rule: 'you saved my life so now I'm your problem'
Natsu has so much respect for Makarov it's not even funny. But Natsu's love comes with a price. And that price is constant headaches
Mirajane actually didn't like Makarov all that much at first. She appreciated him bringing her family to the guild but she thought he was too lax with how he ran the place
The two of them really bonded after Lisanna's death
Lisanna adores Makarov. She's one of the few people who can catch him off guard and tackle him in hugs (it happens a lot. you'd think he'd catch on by now)
Elfman views Makarov as the perfect man. He wants to be like him. Makarov insists Elfman should find better role models
Mystogan views Makarov as his father. He cannot imagine anyone else who deserves the title
Mystogan's biggest regret was not being able to tell Makarov how much he appreciated everything he did for him
Bisca and Alzack were so upset that Makarov wasn't there for their wedding that they ended up getting remarried just to have him be a part of it
Every time Makarov compliments Gajeel, Gajeel has to fight back tears. He worked so hard to earn Makarov's trust and respect so now every time the guy is nice to him its almost enough to send Gajeel into a sobbing mess
I love this old man
no tricks on April Fools, i'm going to come right out and make it weird without misdirection. anyway, hold this, doofuses
Heimerdinger/f!Reader 749 Words - NSFW Oral Sex f!Receiving, Overstimulation
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