I am a lot bigger this year on this boat, I wonder if anyone has noticed
Yeah, I’d definitely say it was pretty obvious. Sure, nobody’s actually gonna say anything because we’re all scared shitless we might be next, but yeah, we definitely noticed! We likewise definitely noticed that Nate is missing! We definitely noticed you casually slurp down his frantically thrashing body like it was a massive noodle! We definitely noticed you ignore his desperate pleas as you ruthlessly devoured him! We even notice the panicked squirming coming from just under your stretched skin. So yeah, we absolutely certainly without a doubt in the universe noticed that you’re a lot bigger on this boat, but we’re all too anxious to say anything because we notice how you’re eyeing up all of us like you’re looking for seconds. Rest in peace, Nate, you lived a great life and were the best friend a man could ask for until Will decided to get hungry!




















