bye

just an alcoholic that wants to die real bad

[konoko]

[i-am-a-fish]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

‎ ‎

‎‎‎‎‎

‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

‎ .

[ruinedchildhood]

[cannibalchicken]

[senatortedcruz]

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

[feitan-deactivated20171223]

i slap your nuts from across the room with one of these

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

what the actual fuck

[feitan-deactivated20171223]

i dont explain my poetry often

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[glowcowboy]

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

[beanbagbuddies4life]

The magic of a scorching summer evening

[memewhore]

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[actual-lich-queen]

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

[empresstress13]

That’s a compelling counterpoint

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[erarg]

we will never know the scale of their riches 

[baronfulmen]

I dunno boss, the clown money exchange rate comes up for me just fine:

[catchymemes]

[khytal]

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

[khytal]

[konoko]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

[podcastwizard]

the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit