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Jess | 23 | INFP-T | I guess I’m a Rocketman blog now. Feel free to check me out on AO3 @ilikeyouxactually

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YOU MET TARON. Im so jealous!!!

Anon, it literally doesn’t even feel real to me ;-; he was such a sweetheart and so lovely. It was such a fantastic experience!! <33

[ilikeyouxactually]

Just some more pictures of me and my best friend from the most amazing weekend ever <3

I love you so much @taste-thewaste and meeting you finally was the greatest fucking thing. I especially loved drunken texts in the Lyft about The Boys ™

[ilikeyouxactually]

Welp I can die happy now. I’ve reached my peak.

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I FUCKING MET TARON EGERTON!!!!!!!

So I am in fucking tears. I met Taron Egerton today, TWICE.

I walked up to him, told him “hi you literally saved my life,” we took the photo, he rubbed my back and said “thank you so much that’s so very kind of you.” I went to go get my picture from the pickup area, saw that his fucking eyes we’re closed and was DEVASTATED. So I showed it to a worker and he brought me back to the front of the line with the bad photo. I approached Taron the second time and said “hey I’m back cause you blinked,” his eyes went wide and was “oh I blinked?? So sorry about that.” He pulled me in and rubbed my shoulder as we took the second photo. I thanked him, he thanked me and rubbed my back again and then I was off. Holy actual fUCK I CANNOT BREATHE

[taste-thewaste]

Guys, it happened

We’re drinking a giant fishbowl drink as we speak

I’m so ridiculously happy ❤️😭🥺 @ilikeyouxactually

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I’m crying I met my best friend!!!!

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I feel like I haven’t posted in years, and it’s all thanks to me trying to get my house ready so I can move in, and my job being fucking crazy. But! I am currently en route to Chicago where I will be meeting Taron Egerton, and my amazing best friend Amber ( @taste-thewaste ) !!!! Life is fucking good!

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[ilikeyouxactually]

Just to announce some cool freaking news:

I got the promotion at work!!!

And some more cool news, I’m getting a freaking house!!!! For once the universe is on my side and things are falling into place. I’m so happy and just in total disbelief that things are working out so well. With all this being said, my time on tumblr over the next few months will be more limited as the house needs some repair work BUT I will be here so much as I can.

As far as my writing, I’m planning on just writing some short drabbles here and there to post (I really don’t want to abandon my writing, so don’t worry about that stopping). But yeah! That’s where I’m at with life and I’m pretty fucking excited :)

[ilikeyouxactually]

Pleeeease post more Madderton 😩

Awwh, anon I swear I will soon (hopefully). I’ve been brainstorming these last few days as well as trying to not die at work from running around like a maniac all day. ON TOP of potentially buying a house. So much is happening right now but I swear, my Madderton writing days are not over. Feel free to hit me with some ideas to get the creative juices flowing!

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#ACTUAL PRINCE #I SAW A MAN SO HANDSOME I STARTED CRYING

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I’m just saying but, is he reminding anyone else of Wanda from the Fairly Odd Parents???

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Prompt List

I compiled some prompt lists I found to form a list of 76 kiss prompts. Send in a number and a character and one of us shall write a one shot based on it. 

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Drunk/sloppy kiss

Awkward kiss 

Angry kiss 

“I’m sorry” kiss 

“I’ve missed you” kiss 

Seductive kiss

“War’s End” kiss 

“Goodbye” kiss

“I almost lost you” kiss

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the ear

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

New Year’s kiss

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

“I do” kiss 

Shy kiss 

Surprised kiss 

Kiss on a dare 

Sad kiss 

Exhausted parents kiss 

Kiss of life 

Kiss inspired by a song

Jealous kiss

Giggly kiss

First kiss 

Last kiss 

Kiss under a full moon

Kiss at dusk 

Kiss at dawn

Kiss in a dream 

Returned from the dead kiss 

Themed kisses

“We can never be together” kiss 

It’s-the-end-of-the-world kiss

Awkward teenage crush kiss

Spin the bottle kiss

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Forbidden kiss

Sated kiss

Soft kiss

Tender kiss

Passionate kiss

Long kiss

Quick kiss

Morning kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Accidentally Witnessed kiss

Against a wall kiss

Against a Locker kiss

True Love kiss

Caught off-guard kiss

Breaking The Kiss To Say Something, Staying So Close That You’re Murmuring Into Each Other’s Mouths

Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed

Kissing So Desperately That Their Whole Body Curves Into The Other Person’s 

Throwing Their Arms Around The Other Person, Holding Them Close While They Kiss

Hands On The Other Person’s Back, Fingertips Pressing Under Their Top, Drawing Gentle Circles Against That Small Strip Of Bare Skin That Make Them Break The Kiss With A Gasp

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Being Unable To Open Their Eyes For A Few Moments Afterward 

One Small Kiss, Pulling Away For An Instant, Then Devouring Each Other 

Staring At The Other’s Lips, Trying Not To Kiss Them, Before Giving In

When One Stops The Kiss To Whisper “I’m Sorry, Are You Sure You-” And They Answer By Kissing Them More

A Hoarse Whisper “Kiss Me”

Following The Kiss With A Series Of Kisses Down The Neck

Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion

A Gentle “I Love You” Whispered After A Soft Kiss, Followed Immediately By A Stronger Kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Height Difference Kisses Where One Person Has To Bend Do Wn And The Other Is On Their Tippy Toes 

Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap 

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

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prompts list :)

fluff/general

“how much did you drink?”

“aw, you’re so cute.”

“what did you do?”

“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”

“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”

“well, it’s the thought that counts.”

“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”

“okay, where are all my jumpers?”

“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”

“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”

“you owe me a kiss.”

“how did you get in here?”

“for starters, that’s impossible.”

“how did you fail a survey?”

“yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”

“that’s not even fair.”

“you promised me a cookie!”

“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”

“ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”

“i’m not playing truth or dare.”

“you’re not very intimidating.”

“i love you.”

“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”

“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”

“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”

“maybe not.”

“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”

“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”

“detention? again?”

angst

“why don’t you just go?”

“no, it’s not like that.”

“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”

“it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“what’s the point?”

“fuck you.”

“you should’ve said that yesterday.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“change in mind or change in heart?”

“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”

“why do you keep bringing it up?”

“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”

“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”

“maybe in another world.”

“why are you like this?”

“stop making empty promises!”

“what about us?”

“don’t say that.”

“i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

[taste-thewaste]

Yoooo please send me some! I’m still working through my kissing prompt asks (so if you sent me something please know I WILL do them all!) but I’m kind of in the mood for something different! I’m feeling angsty so hit me with them Madderton angst prompts! ;) but any of these will do, you know I love my fluff (also be sure to specify angst or fluff! 🤠)

[ilikeyouxactually]

Not that I’m begging to get some of these for some Madderton inspiration but... oh wait, no, that’s exactly what I’m doing. Send me things :)

[ilikeyouxactually]

hi love! just wanted to tell you that those fuckers haven't a clue what they're on about! ur amazing and i really love ur blog! fuck the haters - anon that's too shy to go off anon 👺

I’m actually giggling a little because this is just too cute and precious. Thank you so much for having my back, sweet anon. People like you give me hope :) Also, not for nothing, I know I may come off as a total bitch, but I swear I only pull that version of me out when I need to, I’m not always like this lmao please don’t be shy <333

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idk what madderton you should write, i just need you to write more cuz DAMN GIRL I LOVE YOUR WRITING

Oh my GOD I am in tears. Seriously, wow. Thank you so much for the nice words. I really needed that. <3

Definitely doing some brain storming. Hopefully some ideas will strike up some inspiration soon!

[ilikeyouxactually]

Imma fight anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to hate on you! Ily and your blog

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I don’t deserve you tbh. You’re so fucking sweet and I love you.