[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[lmm-43]

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

[zendadya]

#she’s THAT bitch

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[saintbaselshouse]

I guarantee you the other kids are not cool

[meiamandrew]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

[cwote]

just because you have a meltdown every now and again and cry for no reason and feel lonely sometimes, doesn’t mean you aren’t a strong person. believe me, you are.

[teufelsmaske-deactivated2025052]

being a babyfaced old soul is great because people are constantly confused by your age. am I 18?? am I 24?? am I 35?? am I an 800 year old witch that stays youthful by eating the hearts of men? honestly anything is possible

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition

[ansonmount]

I Gave Myself A Claire’s Makeover - Jenna Marbles

[truemarble-deactivated20210329]

[bob-belcher]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[theoa-bba]

[dearemma]

Amelia Shepherd and her sisters

[dearemma]

How bad was your meeting with the parent who abandoned you? On a scale of Jo Karev to Meredith Grey to Jackson Avery.

[siriusscratch]

we love a supportive duo

[fycaos]

I’m not above playing dirty. But not against you.